FabSwingers.com forum: Noodle Cum

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys, if your cum came out like a noodle would you keep it and if so what would you knit it into?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Guys, if your cum came out like a noodle would you keep it and if so what would you knit it into? "

I’ve seen some question in my time but that has to be the best ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If mines the noodle you’d be my pot

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Guys, if your cum came out like a noodle would you keep it and if so what would you knit it into? "
I thought noodles where food so do lost lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd knit a nest for my pet dove

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’d go the doctors and if he said it was ok then I’d knot a willy warmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd knit a nest for my pet dove "

Cooooo cooooool

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Macrame Lobster pot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d knit you a pair of gloves rubi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’d tie one end onto a frisbee and see how long it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ

You'd knit Christ?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d decorate a cake with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If mines the noodle you’d be my pot "

smooth

Id knit a cat toy out of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, if your cum came out like a noodle would you keep it and if so what would you knit it into? "

string cheese

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Please tell me that we're not talking about dry noodles or, even worse, spaghetti here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ

You'd knit Christ?"

On a bike, yup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please tell me that we're not talking about dry noodles or, even worse, spaghetti here?"

I'm thinking it'll turn like wool when it drys, you know that kinda rough way?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Who put drugs into your tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who put drugs into your tea?

I'm pure ooot ma nut maaaaan!

I think I had too many biscuits with my tea

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Who put drugs into your tea?

I wish

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I use mine to knit/crochet a teddy bear to keep you ladies company at night if I wasn't there!!! Hahaha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Tape worm like cum? A somewhat disturbing image indeed. If I have nightmares tonight, I’ll know exactly who to blame now

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Tape worm like cum? A somewhat disturbing image indeed. If I have nightmares tonight, I’ll know exactly who to blame now

Look up 'magic tapeworm'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee cumisole or maybe a cumdigan... definitely a CUMmerbund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knit it into your eye lids

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

The minute anyone ever says....Look Up.....you know your gonna regret doing it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knit it into your eye lids "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Tape worm like cum? A somewhat disturbing image indeed. If I have nightmares tonight, I’ll know exactly who to blame now

Look up 'magic tapeworm'."

Lol That was a good’un from the Smosh boys

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

i'd dry it and dice it in to small, dissolvable flakes to flavour champagne and prosecco....i'd call it FizzJizz

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'd dry it and dice it in to small, dissolvable flakes to flavour champagne and prosecco....i'd call it FizzJizz

A little sprinkle of glitter and you can sell it.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

What about silly string ?

Multi coloured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about silly string ?

Multi coloured

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what a splendid idea

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"What about silly string ?

Multi coloured

what a splendid idea

In my head I see it sprayed all over the high street on a party night...

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