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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And who would you take?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Over there, and it would have edible food stuffs

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Chips and dips, strawberries and ginger ale. On a lovely hill top with a view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie promised to take me on a picnic in the woods 3 years ago and I,m still waiting xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Over there, and it would have edible food stuffs

. I’m not going with you!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Mac Donald’s in Blackpool has a nice burger garden with sand and all and I’ll Even buy you a kiss me quick sombrero

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mac Donald’s in Blackpool has a nice burger garden with sand and all and I’ll Even buy you a kiss me quick sombrero

. I’m in!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Cheese, crackers, olives, other nibbles like fruit. Some wine but also a non alcoholic alternative. On the coast overlooking the sea, but hopefully not with the crowds.

Someone I could have an easy conversation with.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A secluded, sheltered spot on the side of a fell in the Lake District. I’d take a blanket, some previously frozen gin and tonic and a few sandwiches.

As for who... well that depends on who would like to come.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Mac Donald’s in Blackpool has a nice burger garden with sand and all and I’ll Even buy you a kiss me quick sombrero

. I’m in!"

Yeaa I love a classy woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of? "

I've had one and I fingered her in the park. But I couldn't find anywhere private enough to shag her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mac Donald’s in Blackpool has a nice burger garden with sand and all and I’ll Even buy you a kiss me quick sombrero

. I’m in!

Yeaa I love a classy woman "

But but can we go to the pleasure beach??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Damn it Vine. I was going to say Lake District. It's not big enough for us both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take Retweet, we'd go sit in a park and people watch while he eats cheese and I eat sweeties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

I've had one and I fingered her in the park. But I couldn't find anywhere private enough to shag her.

I love how romantic your picnic sounds

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Damn it Vine. I was going to say Lake District. It's not big enough for us both.

Only one thing for it!!!

We go together!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Mac Donald’s in Blackpool has a nice burger garden with sand and all and I’ll Even buy you a kiss me quick sombrero

. I’m in!

Yeaa I love a classy woman

But but can we go to the pleasure beach??

Course we can But I can only do one ride I’m nit much of a repeat rider

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Damn it Vine. I was going to say Lake District. It's not big enough for us both.

Only one thing for it!!!

We go together!"

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mac Donald’s in Blackpool has a nice burger garden with sand and all and I’ll Even buy you a kiss me quick sombrero

. I’m in!

Yeaa I love a classy woman

But but can we go to the pleasure beach??

Course we can But I can only do one ride I’m nit much of a repeat rider

oh but I like repeat rides

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn it Vine. I was going to say Lake District. It's not big enough for us both.

Only one thing for it!!!

We go together!

No.

Damn I thought we had a picnic match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh. Hefner's. mansion, lol.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Mac Donald’s in Blackpool has a nice burger garden with sand and all and I’ll Even buy you a kiss me quick sombrero

. I’m in!

Yeaa I love a classy woman

But but can we go to the pleasure beach??

Course we can But I can only do one ride I’m nit much of a repeat rider

oh but I like repeat rides "

O bugger it ok I’ll get some blue candy floss then. I’ll do it just for you mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn it Vine. I was going to say Lake District. It's not big enough for us both.

I’d take you to the beach, Meli. We’d have a basket full of cheese, crackers and Prosecco.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mac Donald’s in Blackpool has a nice burger garden with sand and all and I’ll Even buy you a kiss me quick sombrero

. I’m in!

Yeaa I love a classy woman

But but can we go to the pleasure beach??

Course we can But I can only do one ride I’m nit much of a repeat rider

oh but I like repeat rides

O bugger it ok I’ll get some blue candy floss then. I’ll do it just for you mind "

Haha. I’m flattered

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Damn it Vine. I was going to say Lake District. It's not big enough for us both.

Only one thing for it!!!

We go together!

No.

Now, that’s just rude!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Mac Donald’s in Blackpool has a nice burger garden with sand and all and I’ll Even buy you a kiss me quick sombrero

. I’m in!

Yeaa I love a classy woman

But but can we go to the pleasure beach??

Course we can But I can only do one ride I’m nit much of a repeat rider

oh but I like repeat rides

O bugger it ok I’ll get some blue candy floss then. I’ll do it just for you mind

Haha. I’m flattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

couple of loungers, table between with brolly to keep the drinks cool on the private beach at my all time fantasy pad in sicily that's up for sale at the moment....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm taking Nell. We're going to a lovely quiet spot in the woods with a beautiful babbling brook to dip our feet up in the North East somewhere.

I'm bringing limoncello, some wine, freshly baked rhubarb sponge cake, lots of middle eastern meze style nibbles and tapas dishes all packed in a beautiful straw basket. And a couple of books.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Damn it Vine. I was going to say Lake District. It's not big enough for us both.

I’d take you to the beach, Meli. We’d have a basket full of cheese, crackers and Prosecco. "

Oh this sounds amazing! I'm going to be a picnic whore.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I'm taking Nell. We're going to a lovely quiet spot in the woods with a beautiful babbling brook to dip our feet up in the North East somewhere.

I'm bringing limoncello, some wine, freshly baked rhubarb sponge cake, lots of middle eastern meze style nibbles and tapas dishes all packed in a beautiful straw basket. And a couple of books. "

You spelled boobs wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm taking Nell. We're going to a lovely quiet spot in the woods with a beautiful babbling brook to dip our feet up in the North East somewhere.

I'm bringing limoncello, some wine, freshly baked rhubarb sponge cake, lots of middle eastern meze style nibbles and tapas dishes all packed in a beautiful straw basket. And a couple of books. "

My fave so far!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Do I look the kind of person who wears crotchless knickers and drinks cheap vodka???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"couple of loungers, table between with brolly to keep the drinks cool on the private beach at my all time fantasy pad in sicily that's up for sale at the moment...."

Ooooh let me know when you put an offer in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Do I look the kind of person who wears crotchless knickers and drinks cheap vodka???

Erm

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go alone and take a bottle of Prosecco, some quiches, crisps, dips and enjoy the lot on my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Do I look the kind of person who wears crotchless knickers and drinks cheap vodka???

Erm

Yes"

oh g’wan then which Lidl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either at the top of Boxhill in Dorking as a stunning view or on Ashdown Forest again for the views and peace n quiet!!

Any takers?

Would have to have some picky bits, Sauv blanc or cold iced tea drinks.

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over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

Threesome? Bring ya crotchless knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

Threesome? Bring ya crotchless knickers "

Packed and ready

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Cannot beat Greenwich Park on a hot sunny day . Amazing views , great bars a market and a walk down by the thames . Even pop on the river boat into the city . Great place !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously I'd take B, as we have lots of firsts to do, a picnic being one them. Part of me wants to say we'd go with nibbles that are fun to eat and bring back childhood memories, party rings, cucumber sandwiches, dairylea triangles etc, but in truth what I'd love is this.

Me arriving at an unknown place, whether it be an old abandoned beautiful building or a secluded area on a beach or somewhere green, anywhere with natural beauty.

A candlelit table for 2 with flowers and petals. Me wearing a pretty dress and him in a shirt and tie.

An array of foods I've never tried before, "sophisticated" stuff.

I'd love to share that moment with him.

I'd also like to picnic with Meli - laughing and cheesing, her probably disgusted at my lack of cheese knowledge and faces I'd be pulling when trying new tastes.

And of course Miss.honey, damn can she cook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously I'd take B, as we have lots of firsts to do, a picnic being one them. Part of me wants to say we'd go with nibbles that are fun to eat and bring back childhood memories, party rings, cucumber sandwiches, dairylea triangles etc, but in truth what I'd love is this.

Me arriving at an unknown place, whether it be an old abandoned beautiful building or a secluded area on a beach or somewhere green, anywhere with natural beauty.

A candlelit table for 2 with flowers and petals. Me wearing a pretty dress and him in a shirt and tie.

An array of foods I've never tried before, "sophisticated" stuff.

I'd love to share that moment with him.

I'd also like to picnic with Meli - laughing and cheesing, her probably disgusted at my lack of cheese knowledge and faces I'd be pulling when trying new tastes.

And of course Miss.honey, damn can she cook.

Ahh that sounds lush. I love a romantic picnic. I’d probably choose that over anything else x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Over there, and it would have edible food stuffs

. I’m not going with you! "

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me arriving at an unknown place, whether it be an old abandoned beautiful building or a secluded area on a beach or somewhere green, anywhere with natural beauty.

A candlelit table for 2 with flowers and petals. Me wearing a pretty dress and him in a shirt and tie.

An array of foods I've never tried before, "sophisticated" stuff.

I'd love to share that moment with him.

I'd also like to picnic with Meli - laughing and cheesing, her probably disgusted at my lack of cheese knowledge and faces I'd be pulling when trying new tastes.

And of course Miss.honey, damn can she cook.

Ahh that sounds lush. I love a romantic picnic. I’d probably choose that over anything else x"

It's something I've never done, and would love. I have plenty of life experience but lack "moments" ya know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Over there, and it would have edible food stuffs

. I’m not going with you!

Why not? "

More imagination! I want Prosecco and cheese and strawberries! All in one of those posh wicker hampers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me arriving at an unknown place, whether it be an old abandoned beautiful building or a secluded area on a beach or somewhere green, anywhere with natural beauty.

A candlelit table for 2 with flowers and petals. Me wearing a pretty dress and him in a shirt and tie.

An array of foods I've never tried before, "sophisticated" stuff.

I'd love to share that moment with him.

I'd also like to picnic with Meli - laughing and cheesing, her probably disgusted at my lack of cheese knowledge and faces I'd be pulling when trying new tastes.

And of course Miss.honey, damn can she cook.

Ahh that sounds lush. I love a romantic picnic. I’d probably choose that over anything else x

It's something I've never done, and would love. I have plenty of life experience but lack "moments" ya know?

I totally know xx

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over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

Threesome? Bring ya crotchless knickers

Packed and ready

Just warming up the Austin Allegro. I’ll be there in a jiffy. You’ll know it’s me when I arrive as I’ll be the one in the gimp suit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

Threesome? Bring ya crotchless knickers

Packed and ready

Just warming up the Austin Allegro. I’ll be there in a jiffy. You’ll know it’s me when I arrive as I’ll be the one in the gimp suit "

Will you not be a bit hot in that?

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over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

Threesome? Bring ya crotchless knickers

Packed and ready

Just warming up the Austin Allegro. I’ll be there in a jiffy. You’ll know it’s me when I arrive as I’ll be the one in the gimp suit "

What does one of those look like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Berchtesgaden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden "

Sold! Take me now

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Where we are or what we eat is irrelevant.

Just enjoying good company in our own little private world and making the most of our alone time that counts

Build a fire, watch the sun go down and then enjoy the night sky, lost in our conversation, thoughts and more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

Threesome? Bring ya crotchless knickers

Packed and ready

Just warming up the Austin Allegro. I’ll be there in a jiffy. You’ll know it’s me when I arrive as I’ll be the one in the gimp suit

What does one of those look like

It’s quite an old car love. Google it

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over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

Threesome? Bring ya crotchless knickers

Packed and ready

Just warming up the Austin Allegro. I’ll be there in a jiffy. You’ll know it’s me when I arrive as I’ll be the one in the gimp suit

What does one of those look like

The car - A shitter version of a VW Beetle

The suit - Just check my profile photo’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden

Sold! Take me now

Take you up the...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden

Sold! Take me now

Take you up the...?"

Mountains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden

Sold! Take me now

Take you up the...?

Mountains

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

Threesome? Bring ya crotchless knickers

Packed and ready

Just warming up the Austin Allegro. I’ll be there in a jiffy. You’ll know it’s me when I arrive as I’ll be the one in the gimp suit

What does one of those look like

The car - A shitter version of a VW Beetle

The suit - Just check my profile photo’s

Is it the bra you’ll be wearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden

Sold! Take me now

Take you up the...?

Mountains

Correct "

. Im half Austrian so I’ll do the talking. I know it’s Germany but it’s almost Austria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take you to behind Lidl in Bristol. I’ll wear my gimp suit and you can wear your crotchless knickers so I can see your growler.

There’ll be no food just plenty of cheap vodka

Which Lidl?, I’m from Bristol

Threesome? Bring ya crotchless knickers

Packed and ready

Just warming up the Austin Allegro. I’ll be there in a jiffy. You’ll know it’s me when I arrive as I’ll be the one in the gimp suit

What does one of those look like

The car - A shitter version of a VW Beetle

The suit - Just check my profile photo’s

Is it the bra you’ll be wearing

Under the gimp suit - yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden

Sold! Take me now

Take you up the...?

Mountains

Correct

. Im half Austrian so I’ll do the talking. I know it’s Germany but it’s almost Austria

I’m half daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d going into the mountains by a lake so I could go skinny dipping.

I’d take a selection of cooked meats and sausage...olives....cheese...humus and nice bread. To drink.....elderflower cordial with tonic and a slice of lime.

I’d also take the tent and camping stuff for a lovely wild night under the stars.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of? "

Before I lay out my feast can I ask do you know the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

Before I lay out my feast can I ask do you know the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?

that made me chuckle

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over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden

Sold! Take me now

Take you up the...?

Mountains

Correct

. Im half Austrian so I’ll do the talking. I know it’s Germany but it’s almost Austria

Baverian is its own thing I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden

Sold! Take me now

Take you up the...?

Mountains

Correct

. Im half Austrian so I’ll do the talking. I know it’s Germany but it’s almost Austria

I’m half daft

I’d say you were at least three quarters

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Some alcohol, maybe koppaberg fruit cider as people tend to find that refreshing on a warm day. Have to have a few sandwiches, sausage rolls and cheese & crackers. Strawberries & cream for dessert.

Would probably be in the dunes so there's at least a little privacy and it's on the beach so fine for a nice little plodge before heading home.

As for who I'd take? Hmmm, maybe start a wait list

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

Before I lay out my feast can I ask do you know the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?

that made me chuckle "

I was hoping you’d say no I haven’t got a clue what the difference is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden

Sold! Take me now

Take you up the...?

Mountains

Correct

. Im half Austrian so I’ll do the talking. I know it’s Germany but it’s almost Austria

I’m half daft

I’d say you were at least three quarters "

No, definitely half daft, the other half is daft too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Berchtesgaden

Sold! Take me now

Take you up the...?

Mountains

Correct

. Im half Austrian so I’ll do the talking. I know it’s Germany but it’s almost Austria

I’m half daft

I’d say you were at least three quarters

No, definitely half daft, the other half is daft too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

Before I lay out my feast can I ask do you know the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?

that made me chuckle

I was hoping you’d say no I haven’t got a clue what the difference is

I do know that I don’t like chicken drumsticks though if that helps!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

Before I lay out my feast can I ask do you know the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?

that made me chuckle

I was hoping you’d say no I haven’t got a clue what the difference is

I do know that I don’t like chicken drumsticks though if that helps!"

Damn blast at a total loss as to how else I can disguise my penis ,,,,,,ahh yes ,,,, cocktail sausages .....

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over a year ago

I'll pack a tent, Pork pies (the decent one's topped with pickle), some sushi and A few small bottles of gin (various flavours), and an electric ice box with plenty of tonic and ice cubes. Oh and a tartan rug.

This would all go into the panniers of my motorbike, then a leisurely day following the Atlantic Way round the coast of Ireland. Finishing at Spanish Point, pitching the tent and watching the sun go down, drinking Gin and snacking.

As for who with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

Before I lay out my feast can I ask do you know the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?

that made me chuckle

I was hoping you’d say no I haven’t got a clue what the difference is

I do know that I don’t like chicken drumsticks though if that helps!

Damn blast at a total loss as to how else I can disguise my penis ,,,,,,ahh yes ,,,, cocktail sausages .....

I like those but I like to bite them in half

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pack a tent, Pork pies (the decent one's topped with pickle), some sushi and A few small bottles of gin (various flavours), and an electric ice box with plenty of tonic and ice cubes. Oh and a tartan rug.

As for who with?

There’s 3 things I don’t like there. I’ll have to be out of that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore picnics! Have at least 2 or 3 a week! All sorts of things and all depends!

Where? Can't think of many place not to tbh ... even a pasty walking around town can be fun, especially fighting off the seagulls!!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of? "

I’ve got the ideal spot in mind. Just outside Saffron Walden, a short walk from a lay-by , hidden from the road but with a fantastic view over the fields as the sun goes down. Bottle of fizz, a blanket, something to nibble. Who’s coming?

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

Before I lay out my feast can I ask do you know the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?

that made me chuckle

I was hoping you’d say no I haven’t got a clue what the difference is

I do know that I don’t like chicken drumsticks though if that helps!

Damn blast at a total loss as to how else I can disguise my penis ,,,,,,ahh yes ,,,, cocktail sausages .....

I like those but I like to bite them in half

That’s fine ,,, just don’t bite the one that squeals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

Sounds good and not too far from me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

There are lots of things I'd like to do Nora but having a picnic isn't one of them

Boring bitch I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By a river as the sound of the river would cover the sound that my balls would do when hitting your clit at each penetration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some wonderful places for a perfect picnic . Sheltered woodlands , open hillsides with fantastic views, medows by the river bank and beaches open and vast. I'm spoilt for choice here .

A hamper laiden with goodies how perfect is that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are lots of things I'd like to do Nora but having a picnic isn't one of them

Boring bitch I know

Meh and all the lovely places around there too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By a river as the sound of the river would cover the sound that my balls would do when hitting your clit at each penetration. "

That started out so lovely too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know some wonderful places for a perfect picnic . Sheltered woodlands , open hillsides with fantastic views, medows by the river bank and beaches open and vast. I'm spoilt for choice here .

A hamper laiden with goodies how perfect is that "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By a river as the sound of the river would cover the sound that my balls would do when hitting your clit at each penetration. "

Wait. What position are we in here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of? "

blimey Nora does fab do romance all of a sudden

thought it was pix n mix and lets go!

Mind you Nora have heard of one couple getting married next year so who said romance was dead lol

I think I will settle for myself and just sit on the cliff at dover as had sex with an ex once and watched the ships go by!

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over a year ago

"I know some wonderful places for a perfect picnic . Sheltered woodlands , open hillsides with fantastic views, medows by the river bank and beaches open and vast. I'm spoilt for choice here .

A hamper laiden with goodies how perfect is that

Perfect

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I'll have to show you a few places

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a romantic picnic. I love a picnic. Where would you go and what would your picnic consist of?

blimey Nora does fab do romance all of a sudden

thought it was pix n mix and lets go!

Mind you Nora have heard of one couple getting married next year so who said romance was dead lol

I think I will settle for myself and just sit on the cliff at dover as had sex with an ex once and watched the ships go by! "

Dunno bout the rest of them but I do

Actually a picnic on my own sounds equally exciting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm taking Nell. We're going to a lovely quiet spot in the woods with a beautiful babbling brook to dip our feet up in the North East somewhere.

I'm bringing limoncello, some wine, freshly baked rhubarb sponge cake, lots of middle eastern meze style nibbles and tapas dishes all packed in a beautiful straw basket. And a couple of books. "

Please please can I tag along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By a river as the sound of the river would cover the sound that my balls would do when hitting your clit at each penetration.

Wait. What position are we in here??"

I don't know I haven't thought that far Nora !

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over a year ago

"By a river as the sound of the river would cover the sound that my balls would do when hitting your clit at each penetration.

Wait. What position are we in here??

I don't know I haven't thought that far Nora ! "

Haha. It’s just your description made me wonder. Unless your balls have moved!

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I had a fabulous hot air balloon ride followed by a picnic in kenya.. fantastic views of the savannah with zebra and other antelope..

Just ignore the two armed rangers that stop the lions having their lunchc with us. .

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