FabSwingers.com forum: Fancy dress

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

help me people, i'm going away on a girls weekend mid April, and have been told my fancy dress has to be associated with Holland.

Has anyone got any cheap but effective ideas?

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

Put a rubber sheet over your entire body, and say you're going as a Dutch Cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear white with white makeup and go as flour, apparently Hollands has loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wrap yourself in a duvet, cover yourself in stink bombs and hug people pulling the quilt over them (dutch oven)

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over a year ago

wear no underwear and show everyone your tulips

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

dennis bergkamp! just get an old arsenal shirt and dye your hair blonde, maybe even buy a mini fa cup? - simple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk or run around naked. Do a few star jumps and mumble incoherantly. Anyone asks just tell them you have come as wacky backy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 quarter length trousers, checkered shirt, black wool waistcoat, large red headscarf tied as a neck thingy, black cap with a skip...oh and clogs.

...sorry not a funny suggestion but easy and cheap

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Attach an umbrella to your back (red / white spots ) magic mushroom

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Put a rubber sheet over your entire body, and say you're going as a Dutch Cap

I do like this one

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Get one of your mates to dress as a man, you dress all girly and go as........

a couple of dykes

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Or cover yourself in plastic bling.

Holland is famous for Diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dress up as a hooker and tell them you are working in a window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask your friends to half the price of everything with you and tell them you are going Dutch.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Walk round staring vacantly like you're in a trance...Armin Van Buuren!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Enclose yourself in a large bog roll tube, char one end and go as a spliff.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A dutch footie top as a dress??

(assuming you know someone with one, who will lend you it, then it'd be really cheap)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Cant believe noone has said dress up as a windmill

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You could be a pale yellow dress and trim it all round with red and go as a piece of edam

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Cant believe noone has said dress up as a windmill

I was going to suggest going naked after not washing for a month and going as......

Cheese

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Get yer hair cut short, buy or borrow some braces and boots and go as a ...

dyke.

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

white hat.and trousers.....paint yourself blue.........a smurf....

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