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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The British eurovision organisers have finally cottoned on to the fact that we'll never win it again until we have an act just as cheesy as the rest of Europe, so, in their infinite wisdom they've selected Englebert Humperdink as the UK entry for this year.

Oh well, he's better than that group of plastic thunderbirds/air cabin crew we had the other year... or that failed Pop Idol wannabe Andy whoever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps they've cottoned on like Ireland thats it's to damn expensive to host it for what it's worth! and don't really wanna win it anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not like we have anything to lose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The British eurovision organisers have finally cottoned on to the fact that we'll never win it again until we have an act just as cheesy as the rest of Europe, so, in their infinite wisdom they've selected Englebert Humperdink as the UK entry for this year.

Oh well, he's better than that group of plastic thunderbirds/air cabin crew we had the other year... or that failed Pop Idol wannabe Andy whoever. "

He soooo should have been a porn star with his name lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me cynical, but Mr Humperdink has a massive fan base in Eastern Europe, and seeing as we don't usually get any points from those countries, maybe the penny has just dropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Englebert can still hold a tune though

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The H:Dogg will win it hands down.

A master stroke from the BBC who chose him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The H:Dogg will win it hands down.

A master stroke from the BBC who chose him. "

Wee is running down my legs at H:Dogg!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"The H:Dogg will win it hands down.

A master stroke from the BBC who chose him.

Wee is running down my legs at H:Dogg!!"

LOL I would imagine that is pretty much what happened to the H:Dogg when he was asked to take part. But I bet wee is running down his legs most days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The H:Dogg will win it hands down.

A master stroke from the BBC who chose him.

Wee is running down my legs at H:Dogg!!"

Passes over a Tena Lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't see old Englebert whipping his trousers off a la Bucks Fizz though. I remember watching when Bucks Fizz did that and I remember thinking, "Ey up, this just got interesting!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we're looking at this the wrong way. Anyone remember a few years ago when Lordi won it(by a landslide iirc)? They won because of the fact that in a competition full of cheesy pop acts, they entered as a heavy rock(albeit cheesy) act. I don't think we necessarily need to out-cheese the opposition, so much as do something different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It's not just Engelbert singing but the whole team around the entry have impressive credentials.

Still, it's a unique voting system to overcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't think Eurovision was still a big deal.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I thought Eurovision was now won by those countries with voting 'neighbours'?

If Britain really want to win, put Take That in because everyone in the competition now seems to be professional singers

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I thought Eurovision was now won by those countries with voting 'neighbours'?

If Britain really want to win, put Take That in because everyone in the competition now seems to be professional singers"

Weren't they always professional singers, often world renowned singers at that?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I thought Eurovision was now won by those countries with voting 'neighbours'?

If Britain really want to win, put Take That in because everyone in the competition now seems to be professional singers

Weren't they always professional singers, often world renowned singers at that?

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God only knows.......

Load of tripe in my opinion but would love to see Britain win it, just once more

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