FabSwingers.com forum: If you were reincarnated and came back as an animal

By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

What would you be and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A buzzy bee. I wanna save the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turtle then I can always be home and chill

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A dog, because they have the most amazing lust for life, and seem to find pleasure in everything they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A buzzy bee. I wanna save the world"

Lovely thought x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me a bird, failing that I ll stick with dragonfly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird to shit on white fiat 500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck billed platypus...being furry, a face of a duck and laying eggs is bound to stand out from other profiles on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to come back as a house cat... Seems their lives are well easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duck billed platypus...being furry, a face of a duck and laying eggs is bound to stand out from other profiles on fab."

.that ducks getting about isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duck billed platypus...being furry, a face of a duck and laying eggs is bound to stand out from other profiles on fab.

.that ducks getting about isn’t it

It's a right slut

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

A few years ago I had this discussion with my then wife. I explained what reincarnation is.,In another life you come back as something different. She said “I will come back as a cow”.

I said “you weren’t fucking listening were you”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd come back as Elvis Presley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qokka. Those guys are so happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess

Guinea pig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat I think.

They're free and independent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess

Guinea pig?"

They have sharp teeth you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess

Is it big and white and fluffy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess

Guinea pig?

They have sharp teeth you know

Ha ha for some weird reason I'm now picturing an evil guinea pig with a Scottish accent..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess

Guinea pig?

They have sharp teeth you know

Ha ha for some weird reason I'm now picturing an evil guinea pig with a Scottish accent.. "

Flying elephant with explosive diarrhoea. Few folk getting shat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd come back as a tapeworm...

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By *ollSafeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just be a chimp! Theyre full of personality and throw shite like they get some kind pf enjoyment out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd come back as a tapeworm..."

Who would you invade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would come back as a Horse

enjoy a good ride and being outdoors xx

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

No doubt... chimpanzee! They breed by what is called ‘sperm selection’... the females are promiscuous and ensure the species continues by fuckung lots of males bareback and gets filled up! #cumslutchimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog, so I can sit in front of the fire all day licking my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A parrot cant shut the fuckers up amd if you cross me il take a finger off

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What would you be and why?

Ragdoll cat.

Based on my two, it's a hell of a great life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be my dog , its got the life of luxury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something majestic.. Like a big fuck off owl

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Black Panther. Need I say more

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"What would you be and why?

My cat!

Hungry? Sit by the bowl, food appears.

Always fresh litter to shit in if I can't be arsed to go outside.

Tired? Sleep where I like and no bugger disturbs me.

Want petting? Always a couple of idiots to pamper me.

Yep...I'm coming back as my cat!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'd like to come back as a house cat... Seems their lives are well easy "

Life of fucking Riley!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A squirrel, because when they’re not playing with their nuts they’re trying to fuck the cat

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Definitely some big cat.

I can be a little bit purry, but you might just hear me growl too

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Guess

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Mellivora capensis

But knowing how things go for me:

Meriones unguiculatus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat just because they are my favourite animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its gotta be cat every time! Staying out all night fucking and fighting, then sleeping all day in the sunshine, shitting wherever I damn well please and being fed and cuddled by my mistress....what’s not to like?

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A dog, so I can sit in front of the fire all day licking my balls"

Not if you come back as a sheepdog.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A black panther with a diamond studded collar

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Its gotta be cat every time! Staying out all night fucking and fighting, then sleeping all day in the sunshine, shitting wherever I damn well please and being fed and cuddled by my mistress....what’s not to like?

Also having your balls cut off at 6 months....just saying.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Something majestic.. Like a big fuck off owl

Wild or captive?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago I had this discussion with my then wife. I explained what reincarnation is.,In another life you come back as something different. She said “I will come back as a cow”.

I said “you weren’t fucking listening were you”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog as I enjoy sticking my nose up bums.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

An alpaca.

Coz they iz well cute,init.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Panda, I would save the species by travelling around all the zoos in the world impregnating all the female pandas.

Who tbf must be gagging for it as all the male pandas are a shit shag and that's if they can be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also having your balls cut off at 6 months....just saying."

Ouch! Bang goes that fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something majestic.. Like a big fuck off owl

Wild or captive?"

Wild... As I make my own decisions and not a captures choice haha

And I would be this majestic owl for the reason as I want to stand out from a crowd and be a awe-inspiring beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd come back as a tapeworm...

Who would you invade? "

So I can constantly be annoying to those I dislike

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

A creature at the top of the food chain.....

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

An orca. They're protected from humans and nothing else in the sea fucks about with them.

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Otter. I could swim for hours and at least try to be cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woolly mammoth

just go on a rampage lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humming bird just buzzing around licking out flowers

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