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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Obviously the boys havent been well behaved enough to be allowed on the computer just yet.

I guess they will be allowed on around 7pm just before bedtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us are here hun! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol but the real question is when do the men get here lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Men, pmsl is that what your calling them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now then girls.... have you finished the lunch pots.. cleaned up, done the ironing etc already...

Guys... time to break a few appliances again..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now then girls.... have you finished the lunch pots.. cleaned up, done the ironing etc already...

Guys... time to break a few appliances again..

"

Make the most of it while you can hun, your boss will be back soon!

Ha I just came across a couples profile and I swear she is Mat Lucas in a wig!! One is amused here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Oi you cheeky mare! I thought I looked good in that wig xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now then girls.... have you finished the lunch pots.. cleaned up, done the ironing etc already...

Guys... time to break a few appliances again..

Make the most of it while you can hun, your boss will be back soon!

Ha I just came across a couples profile and I swear she is Mat Lucas in a wig!! One is amused here!!"

The 'Boss' is home... but your right the wifey will be home later... and as such i may well vanish for a while lol.. but only cause i'll be eating my dinner and giving her some pudding lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, dont panic, I am back

lol

S,........ &A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn...get the quote button sorted ;0

....you been away Stuart? anyone else notice ? hehehehe mwah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey sexy people heres another one back

ya never guess what?????

the reason ive been quiet and not on the forums much is i got kidnaped by tall naked female aliens who took me away to re-populate their planet

jesus that was hard work!!!!! some were even greedy and wanted to be f**ked twice but as thay all looked the same some of them managed to get thru gggrrr

anyway all 78,000 of them have now became pregnant and my job is complete, so ive been dropped back onto earth a very experienced lover as they shown me a thing or 2 let me tell ya

xxxpeanutxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol but the real question is when do the men get here lol"

iam here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey sexy people heres another one back

ya never guess what?????

the reason ive been quiet and not on the forums much is i got kidnaped by tall naked female aliens who took me away to re-populate their planet

jesus that was hard work!!!!! some were even greedy and wanted to be f**ked twice but as thay all looked the same some of them managed to get thru gggrrr

anyway all 78,000 of them have now became pregnant and my job is complete, so ive been dropped back onto earth a very experienced lover as they shown me a thing or 2 let me tell ya

xxxpeanutxxx

"

Best get down the GUM clinic babes hahahahahahahahahaha

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"hey sexy people heres another one back

ya never guess what?????

the reason ive been quiet and not on the forums much is i got kidnaped by tall naked female aliens who took me away to re-populate their planet

jesus that was hard work!!!!! some were even greedy and wanted to be f**ked twice but as thay all looked the same some of them managed to get thru gggrrr

anyway all 78,000 of them have now became pregnant and my job is complete, so ive been dropped back onto earth a very experienced lover as they shown me a thing or 2 let me tell ya

xxxpeanutxxx

"

says it all really doesnt it about the quality of "men" (whoops who do i sound like with my lack of quality lol) anyway i digress. Can you imagine being married to someone who believes theve been kidnapped to procreate.

Us girlys stopped believing in fairy stories when we where about 7 years old lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey sexy people heres another one back

ya never guess what?????

the reason ive been quiet and not on the forums much is i got kidnaped by tall naked female aliens who took me away to re-populate their planet

jesus that was hard work!!!!! some were even greedy and wanted to be f**ked twice but as thay all looked the same some of them managed to get thru gggrrr

anyway all 78,000 of them have now became pregnant and my job is complete, so ive been dropped back onto earth a very experienced lover as they shown me a thing or 2 let me tell ya

xxxpeanutxxx

says it all really doesnt it about the quality of "men" (whoops who do i sound like with my lack of quality lol) anyway i digress. Can you imagine being married to someone who believes theve been kidnapped to procreate.

Us girlys stopped believing in fairy stories when we where about 7 years old lol"

Did we? bollox I better put away this pink tutu and my fairy wings then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey sexy people heres another one back

ya never guess what?????

the reason ive been quiet and not on the forums much is i got kidnaped by tall naked female aliens who took me away to re-populate their planet

lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz hehehehehehe

jesus that was hard work!!!!! some were even greedy and wanted to be f**ked twice but as thay all looked the same some of them managed to get thru gggrrr

anyway all 78,000 of them have now became pregnant and my job is complete, so ive been dropped back onto earth a very experienced lover as they shown me a thing or 2 let me tell ya

xxxpeanutxxx

says it all really doesnt it about the quality of "men" (whoops who do i sound like with my lack of quality lol) anyway i digress. Can you imagine being married to someone who believes theve been kidnapped to procreate.

Us girlys stopped believing in fairy stories when we where about 7 years old lol"

lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz seen as its sooooo quiet hehehehehehe

will write must try harder on my report!!!

xxpeanutxx and soon its peanut in his peanut pants lol?????

COMING SOON TO A PUBLIC PICS ALBUM NEAR YOU!!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"hey sexy people heres another one back

ya never guess what?????

the reason ive been quiet and not on the forums much is i got kidnaped by tall naked female aliens who took me away to re-populate their planet

lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz hehehehehehe

jesus that was hard work!!!!! some were even greedy and wanted to be f**ked twice but as thay all looked the same some of them managed to get thru gggrrr

anyway all 78,000 of them have now became pregnant and my job is complete, so ive been dropped back onto earth a very experienced lover as they shown me a thing or 2 let me tell ya

xxxpeanutxxx

says it all really doesnt it about the quality of "men" (whoops who do i sound like with my lack of quality lol) anyway i digress. Can you imagine being married to someone who believes theve been kidnapped to procreate.

Us girlys stopped believing in fairy stories when we where about 7 years old lol lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz seen as its sooooo quiet hehehehehehe

will write must try harder on my report!!!

xxpeanutxx and soon its peanut in his peanut pants lol?????

COMING SOON TO A PUBLIC PICS ALBUM NEAR YOU!!!!"

BOO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey sexy people heres another one back

ya never guess what?????

the reason ive been quiet and not on the forums much is i got kidnaped by tall naked female aliens who took me away to re-populate their planet

lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz hehehehehehe

jesus that was hard work!!!!! some were even greedy and wanted to be f**ked twice but as thay all looked the same some of them managed to get thru gggrrr

anyway all 78,000 of them have now became pregnant and my job is complete, so ive been dropped back onto earth a very experienced lover as they shown me a thing or 2 let me tell ya

xxxpeanutxxx

says it all really doesnt it about the quality of "men" (whoops who do i sound like with my lack of quality lol) anyway i digress. Can you imagine being married to someone who believes theve been kidnapped to procreate.

Us girlys stopped believing in fairy stories when we where about 7 years old lol lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz seen as its sooooo quiet hehehehehehe

will write must try harder on my report!!!

xxpeanutxx and soon its peanut in his peanut pants lol?????

COMING SOON TO A PUBLIC PICS ALBUM NEAR YOU!!!!

BOO!!"

OOOOOOOOOH you made me jump then mads lol

xxpeanutxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"hey sexy people heres another one back

ya never guess what?????

the reason ive been quiet and not on the forums much is i got kidnaped by tall naked female aliens who took me away to re-populate their planet

lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz hehehehehehe

jesus that was hard work!!!!! some were even greedy and wanted to be f**ked twice but as thay all looked the same some of them managed to get thru gggrrr

anyway all 78,000 of them have now became pregnant and my job is complete, so ive been dropped back onto earth a very experienced lover as they shown me a thing or 2 let me tell ya

xxxpeanutxxx

says it all really doesnt it about the quality of "men" (whoops who do i sound like with my lack of quality lol) anyway i digress. Can you imagine being married to someone who believes theve been kidnapped to procreate.

Us girlys stopped believing in fairy stories when we where about 7 years old lol lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz seen as its sooooo quiet hehehehehehe

will write must try harder on my report!!!

xxpeanutxx and soon its peanut in his peanut pants lol?????

COMING SOON TO A PUBLIC PICS ALBUM NEAR YOU!!!!

BOO!!

OOOOOOOOOH you made me jump then mads lol

xxpeanutxx"

Sorry, been having a rant on another thread!

Going out for dinner now cus arsehole of a hubby wouldn't buy me the bracelet I wanted today cus HE didn't like it!

So.... he's paying!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Going out for dinner now cus arsehole of a hubby wouldn't buy me the bracelet I wanted today cus HE didn't like it!

So.... he's paying!!!!"

LOL make sure you have dessert too then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey sexy people heres another one back

ya never guess what?????

the reason ive been quiet and not on the forums much is i got kidnaped by tall naked female aliens who took me away to re-populate their planet

lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz hehehehehehe

jesus that was hard work!!!!! some were even greedy and wanted to be f**ked twice but as thay all looked the same some of them managed to get thru gggrrr

anyway all 78,000 of them have now became pregnant and my job is complete, so ive been dropped back onto earth a very experienced lover as they shown me a thing or 2 let me tell ya

xxxpeanutxxx

says it all really doesnt it about the quality of "men" (whoops who do i sound like with my lack of quality lol) anyway i digress. Can you imagine being married to someone who believes theve been kidnapped to procreate.

Us girlys stopped believing in fairy stories when we where about 7 years old lol lol just wanted to perk things up a bit for yaz seen as its sooooo quiet hehehehehehe

will write must try harder on my report!!!

xxpeanutxx and soon its peanut in his peanut pants lol?????

COMING SOON TO A PUBLIC PICS ALBUM NEAR YOU!!!!

BOO!!

OOOOOOOOOH you made me jump then mads lol

xxpeanutxx

Sorry, been having a rant on another thread!

Going out for dinner now cus arsehole of a hubby wouldn't buy me the bracelet I wanted today cus HE didn't like it!

So.... he's paying!!!!"

Is that because you cant afford it and he can.................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you have anything nice to say to anyone today? i thought i was the one with PMT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem with living in the real world is that..............it's the real world so all the cyber bollocks is in fact...........cyber bollocks................or have I got that wrong as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

No it is just cyber bollocks

But sometimes it can be very funny cyber bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem with living in the real world is that..............it's the real world so all the cyber bollocks is in fact...........cyber bollocks................or have I got that wrong as well?"

probably...you're good at getting it wrong today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey,

Cyber bollocks as you say is cyber bollocks, but ever noticed how some seemingly or often not so intelligent folk fall for it all the time..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not when it upsets or offends people...I dont call that cyber bollox i call that bitchyness

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Has anyone seen peanuts new pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL hell yeah..he is sooo proud of them isnt he!! bless him. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not when it upsets or offends people...I dont call that cyber bollox i call that bitchyness"

Not sure quite which part of that post is the most humorous, some folk are quite happy smacking out bitchy but god forbid someone who counters it as they are suddenly the devil incarnate.......

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"LOL hell yeah..he is sooo proud of them isnt he!! bless him. x"

Wonder if he will be bent over like that at the party waiting for the strap on. Maybe hes getting in practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL hell yeah..he is sooo proud of them isnt he!! bless him. x"

shurrup you lot i had them specially made hahahahaha and guess what they say on the front?????????? (HOTSTUFF!!!!!!!!)

hahahahaha i wore them with my cowboy outfit with the backside cut outa my jeans when i went to blackpool on a night out and that was last year!!!

and trust me they went down very well 2 hehehehehe

XXXXXpeanut-in-his-peanut-pantsXXXXX

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"LOL hell yeah..he is sooo proud of them isnt he!! bless him. x

shurrup you lot i had them specially made hahahahaha and guess what they say on the front?????????? (HOTSTUFF!!!!!!!!)

hahahahaha i wore them with my cowboy outfit with the backside cut outa my jeans when i went to blackpool on a night out and that was last year!!!

and trust me they went down very well 2 hehehehehe

XXXXXpeanut-in-his-peanut-pantsXXXXX"

Are you sure you joined the right site,

Its fun to stay at the YMCA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not when it upsets or offends people...I dont call that cyber bollox i call that bitchyness

Not sure quite which part of that post is the most humorous, some folk are quite happy smacking out bitchy but god forbid someone who counters it as they are suddenly the devil incarnate....... "

Never bitchy on here you obviously reading it wrong i save bitchy for face to face lol

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