FabSwingers.com forum: Things you don't say to the guy next to you at the urinals

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha mate I mean it's cold but not that cold outside.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Anything!! You don't say anything!!

It's the man code!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mate all the stalls are blocked, this'll flush though right?

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Do you need a hand with that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell mate that thing is wee

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

I'd get that checked out if I was you!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got a wart bigger than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you just look at my cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahhh now I see why your wife is on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/04/19 16:38:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t it be easier to sit down with something that small

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Excuse me, But I couldn’t help but to admire the girth of your penis....’

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"[Penis Removed by poster at 13/04/19 16:38:53]"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How high up can you pee?

We've nearly dissolved that toilet block.

Fancy a game of fagbutt water Polo?

Don't cross the streams

I wouldn't eat asparagus again if I was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is everyone else standing?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why is everyone else standing?"

I'll tell Jim about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try not to crack the enamel with that monster..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh now I see why your wife is on fab"

Like it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I was kneeling to tie my laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck or avoid mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cock

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Benidorm SPAIN

Can you give me a hand please, as the doctor told me not lift anything heavy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your mom

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Didn't I blow you at the glory hole last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Didn't I blow you at the glory hole last night?"

In my dreams

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That cheeky 69 is a bit of alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me - gotta buy some cocktail sausages

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Are you George Michael

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Want me to hold it for you?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Shake it like a Polaroid picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know you have a cock-a-like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having a pee at a local rugby club and (64 capa) Ian Gough started chatting to me! Now that is a pressurised situation.

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

That's like a penis, only much smaller

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Benidorm SPAIN

"Are you George Michael "

True story, I had George Michael one side and Jimmy Nail the other side, very hard to concentrate on the job in hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow it touches the porcelain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t be alarmed it was a bet I’m on Hen night, nice cock by the way x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Are you George Michael

True story, I had George Michael one side and Jimmy Nail the other side, very hard to concentrate on the job in hand."

Good job you didn't piss on Jimmy Nails Crocodile shoes

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By *lucard5Man
over a year ago

kerry capital

I like that one

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By *lucard5Man
over a year ago

kerry capital

Very good

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

You’ve been on the Berocca too then?

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Benidorm SPAIN

"Are you George Michael

True story, I had George Michael one side and Jimmy Nail the other side, very hard to concentrate on the job in hand.

Good job you didn't piss on Jimmy Nails Crocodile shoes

Doesn't bear thinking about, it was the WAG clubs opening night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really far away or is that just small?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spy with my little eye something begining with c

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In your best crocodile Dundee accent," you call that a cock? This is a cock!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do anal with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ones better than your cos mines a red one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got tits n mines bigger than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you move along a bit? Im getting your splashback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear this is where all the pricks hang out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got some good cream for that if it’s itching ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you seen my donkey called norman?

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By *rand GestureMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I've waited so long to see that".

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Thanks, you've just reminded me to buy some tooth picks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I push your stool in?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Need to get that looked at mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to get that looked at mate

But I left my magnifying glass at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread reminds me of Joe Wilkinson's hilarious poem on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Have u got a twin brother?cos someone's got the other half of your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/04/19 04:46:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That looks like a cock only smaller

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"[Cock Removed by poster at 14/04/19 04:46:47]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judo chop

Stop checking my winky out ya big wierd

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Could you tell me where he ladies are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been busy?

What time you on till?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you only have to use one hand?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...

Of course, would you like to make an appointment?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...

Of course, would you like to make an appointment?

Is there a very long waiting list?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...

Of course, would you like to make an appointment?

Is there a very long waiting list?!"

I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...

Of course, would you like to make an appointment?

Is there a very long waiting list?!

I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in."

I don't imagine it is very long...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...

Of course, would you like to make an appointment?

Is there a very long waiting list?!

I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in.

I don't imagine it is very long...

No...but very well organised

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...

Of course, would you like to make an appointment?

Is there a very long waiting list?!

I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in.

I don't imagine it is very long...

No...but very well organised "

Any change of an emergency appointment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say...that's a fine-looking penis you have there. May I look at it more closely?...

Of course, would you like to make an appointment?

Is there a very long waiting list?!

I wouldn't say it's very long...Oh the waiting list? I could always fit you in.

I don't imagine it is very long...

No...but very well organised

Any change of an emergency appointment?"

To the front of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke comes running into the gents...sprints up to the urinal, puffing and panting unzips a 12 inch monster cock, says 'phew! I just made that'....geezer standing at the next urinal says 'wow! Could you make one for me?'

I'll get me coat

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Bloke comes running into the gents...sprints up to the urinal, puffing and panting unzips a 12 inch monster cock, says 'phew! I just made that'....geezer standing at the next urinal says 'wow! Could you make one for me?'

I'll get me coat

Good you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get me coat

Good you've pulled

if you could just help me with the tying of the arms round the back of my neck please!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll get me coat

Good you've pulled

if you could just help me with the tying of the arms round the back of my neck please!!"

Ooooh bondage

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I never use the urinals I go in the cubicle I’m shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a public toilet yesterday could hear a bloke chatting away I assumed he was with someone but as I turned to leave there was a rather big bloke pissing alone

He was talking to anyone that walked by he kept saying “ I’ve had an operation on my foot” I kept my head down avoided eye contact and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to let you know, I finish each piss with a spin.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Went to a public toilet yesterday could hear a bloke chatting away I assumed he was with someone but as I turned to leave there was a rather big bloke pissing alone

He was talking to anyone that walked by he kept saying “ I’ve had an operation on my foot” I kept my head down avoided eye contact and left "

Come on you sure you didn't take a peak lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Do you want to borrow some tweezers to hold that?

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Hold this mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went to a public toilet yesterday could hear a bloke chatting away I assumed he was with someone but as I turned to leave there was a rather big bloke pissing alone

He was talking to anyone that walked by he kept saying “ I’ve had an operation on my foot” I kept my head down avoided eye contact and left

Come on you sure you didn't take a peak lol"

Haha no way I did think it was a pickup spot for some glory hole fun

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By *udiguyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

i was out on saturday... walked up to urinal 2 blokes stood there , was nt a very big trough.

almost went to go between em n say

" make room for a little one"

but decided it wasnt as funny as it sounded in my head

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can you help me please my suspender strap at the back has come undone, can you fasten it onto my stocking babes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaking it more than twice is playing with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit and shake on that....

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Weeeeeeeee!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

are you on Fabs???

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Excuse me!

My doctor advised me to examine my testicles regularly! How about we examine each other’s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice zipper

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Weren't you supposed to take the condom off first

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

...I got the hippy, hippy shakes...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

...I got the hippy, hippy shakes...

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By *ewniceguyMan
over a year ago

blackburn

You take after your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck me, beautiful.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

You just splashed your shoe... can I clean it off for you?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I bet your lass has some fanny on her to take that weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a vegan

Actually a vegan would make a point of saying that...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Cheeeeeeese! (Whilst taking a selfie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Shake ya bloody own “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me I need to get sausages today

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Ooww, your skin looks strokably soft, may i?

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Cheeeeeeese! (Whilst taking a selfie)"

Lol quality

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Ooooh lemon sweet (eat the urinal cake) got a bit of a zing to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooww, your skin looks strokably soft, may i?"
only if I can put it in your mouth after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a thumb war?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light saber fight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow it touches the porcelain "

All the time but only because I’m short!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont cross the streams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a vegan haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someones been on the asparagus i smell

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Sorry pal, but it's only a few splashes, and I needed to shake the drips off....

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Have you ever tried "space-docking" mate?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Are you taking a photo of that to put on Fab haha.

Mr2

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Ooww, your skin looks strokably soft, may i? only if I can put it in your mouth after"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold this iv got a call

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By *r loveslickinMan
over a year ago

Deeside

What colour lipstick is that on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me, I haven't had a toffee crisp for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, body building does shrink your dick.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Cheeeeeeese! (Whilst taking a selfie)

Lol quality"

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Gosh those balls looks full, fancy a cubicle session

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

This time next year, I'll be post-op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should really go see a doctor about that..

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Get your coat you've pulled

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Let's go outside...

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

Pass the toilet paper

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Hello mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me....this porcelain is cold!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Would you like a pineapple chunk?

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