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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...You having a giraffe?

Go on, have a butchers.

What's your faves

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

me plates of meat are freeeeeeeeezing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's my favourite rhyming slang?

I ain't got a scooby

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"me plates of meat are freeeeeeeeezing!!!!

hmmmm evesham showing you aren't a true cockney you should have just said 'my plates are freezing'

I always use

Dog

Apples

Bowl of chalk

as part of my everyday speak, confuses the life out of lots of folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's my favourite rhyming slang?

I ain't got a scooby"

I like that one too.

I also like "Stay away from 'er, she's got the Surries" (Surrey Docks: Pox)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me plates of meat are freeeeeeeeezing!!!!

hmmmm evesham showing you aren't a true cockney you should have just said 'my plates are freezing'

I always use

Dog

Apples

Bowl of chalk

as part of my everyday speak, confuses the life out of lots of folk"

And you should be using just 'bowl' if you wanna go for a walk lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

hoping to get into her alan whickers

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"me plates of meat are freeeeeeeeezing!!!!

hmmmm evesham showing you aren't a true cockney you should have just said 'my plates are freezing'

I always use

Dog

Apples

Bowl of chalk

as part of my everyday speak, confuses the life out of lots of folk

And you should be using just 'bowl' if you wanna go for a walk lol

this is very true wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There`s a newsreader and a sports presenter up here in Scotland that have absolutely hilarious names that are just perfect for rhyming slang.....ready for them?

Jim Delahunt.....and....

Shereen Nanjiani........bless then!!!Hahah.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

just enjoying a nice cup of rosie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allo me old china, av' anybody got a Jack and Danny for me concrete block?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if a cockney actually wants to order some apples and pears, or plates of meat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Allo me old china, av' anybody got a Jack and Danny for me concrete block?

Not me Guv... Yerll ave to ave a Sherman..;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im going up the apple and pears wanna join me !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im going up the apple and pears wanna join me !!!!!!!

Sure fing darlin...!! Just perved yer pics an' couldnt believe me mince pies...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown bread!

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

just bin darn the "Bobby" and looked at a bit of "Tom" but ended up with a nice "kettle"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do wot?! Luv a duck mi old china n av a word wiv yerself, theres no need to get in a 2n8 over a richard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a Zig and Zag

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By *roovytwoCouple
over a year ago

burnley

Bleedin "pan lids" drivin us round the bend

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

'es got a dodgy boat (race - face)

Anyone got any salmon? (trout-snout- loose tobacco)

You Berk! (Berkley Hunt- (c**t)

It's all gone Pete Tong!

Whadda merchant! (banker - w**ker)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im going up the apple and pears wanna join me !!!!!!!

That depends - are you going up the apples and pears to uncle Ned, or just for a Jimmy Riddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week, I am mostly using..

1. Nice legs, shame about the boat race [face]

2. Mmmmm, a lady who likes me 'uncle bob' [knob]

3. It's a bit George and Zippy [nippy - cold]

4. It's all gone a bit Pete Tong [wrong]

5. Just off for a Chas n Dave [shave]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tom tit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if a cockney actually wants to order some apples and pears, or plates of meat?"

Giz a paand a apples mate.

You wot?

A paand a apples.

They don't come in fukin paands.

Nah, apples mate, fukin apples, to eat, ya berk.

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"just bin darn the "Bobby" and looked at a bit of "Tom" but ended up with a nice "kettle"

Rolex?

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Harry Monk...

Jack an Danny..

Joe Blunt..

Tiddly Winks..

Swiss rolls...

Four be twos..

Septic tanks..

Sweaty socks..

Ruby Murray (I once had some rose tinted spectacle wearing do-gooder say 'er actually thats racist'...I told her to 'bore off' she said is that some sort of rhyming slang..I said no...'your a bore, fuck off')...

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Just off down the apples to take the trouble up the council

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a dondaled duck is a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trouble and strive never had one

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"hoping to get into her alan whickers "

Lol

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Oooer me Farmers! - Farmer Giles, piles

Also Chalfonts (St Giles), Nobby's Stiles

See, reading Viz IS an education!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all of the usual cockney slang here. it's moved on a bit now tho, hardly anyone uses most of those quoted

yours

A Londoner

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Up the apples and pairs

Only ever met a couple of true cockneys in my life

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By *randmrssmithMan
over a year ago

london

im from lmehouse where the true cockneys are from not these plastic wannabies from essex........cockneys a dying breed.....

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Up the apples and pairs

Only ever met a couple of true cockneys in my life"

You called?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Jacobs

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By *littylikka69Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"im from lmehouse where the true cockneys are from not these plastic wannabies from essex........cockneys a dying breed....."

i used to lodge not far from limehouse when working on isle of dogs,i stayed in poplar for 2-3 years about 20-22 years ago and really enjoyed the time there,bet its changed a fair bit for the local now though?.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Rocking horse. ... Sauce

Back to front. ... C***

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

My favourite is a double.

Aris short for Aristotle, which is rhyming slang for Bottle, which is shortened from

Bottle & Glass, which is rhyming slang for Arse.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What a Dunlop.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"all of the usual cockney slang here. it's moved on a bit now tho, hardly anyone uses most of those quoted

yours

A Londoner"

Yep...and a lot of people, especially the Americans seem to be under the impression us Londoners walk around dressed as a chimney sweep holding our braces, doing a ridiculous dance and saying 'cor blimey, strike a light me ol cock sparra'

The original rhyming slang (which was set up and used by the villains of the day to confuse the ol bill) has moved on and been replaced by a new version..such as a 'Ruby Murray', 'Harry Monk' and 'Sherman tank'...

Oh..the Bow bells thing..a lot of people get it wrong, often saying 'born under the sound of bow bells' intimating the bells had to be ringing..and implying that only east Londoners fit the bill..it isnt, its 'within' the sound of Bow bells..and that takes in a far bigger area, including some parts of south London..

Technically, no true cockneys were born between 1941 and 1961..as the bells did not ring after the Church was bombed at the beginning of the war..

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

The funny thing is the people who believe that the Bow Bells refer to Bow in East London....when in fact they refer to the church bell at St Mary le Bow in the City.

As the previous poster states the bell can be heard in various parts of London depending on the way the wind blows....

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