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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I've just found the perfect message back to those who message me having NOT read my profile and I don't want to meet them because they are just muppets.

"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you..... blocked and deleted. You may now........ kiss my arse"

Whats yours?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've just found the perfect message back to those who message me having NOT read my profile and I don't want to meet them because they are just muppets.

"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you..... blocked and deleted. You may now........ kiss my arse"

Whats yours?

"
what is it that you like about my profile then?

i then hide my profile...works everytime

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i just ignore em

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I've just found the perfect message back to those who message me having NOT read my profile and I don't want to meet them because they are just muppets.

"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you..... blocked and deleted. You may now........ kiss my arse"

Whats yours?

what is it that you like about my profile then?

i then hide my profile...works everytime "

I have much to learn about evilness oh great one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the message and/or kind words.

However, I am not interested in whatever you may have to offer.

Therefore, to prevent further contacts and wasting each other's time and efforts, I shall block you.

Take care!"

And I type it out long hand each time, and not via a cut and paste job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? Meet you? You must be fucking joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just found the perfect message back to those who message me having NOT read my profile and I don't want to meet them because they are just muppets.

"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you..... blocked and deleted. You may now........ kiss my arse"

Whats yours?

"

I am finding any sort of reply is fatal they then want to know why, you tell them, then they and change so you say not enough and they go on and on till you block. There is no pleasing some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I block after I have responded, this way, I can't be called rude for not responding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I Wouldnt...

You should ask Madchick...;-)

*Block...Delete*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Thanks for the message and/or kind words.

However, I am not interested in whatever you may have to offer.

Therefore, to prevent further contacts and wasting each other's time and efforts, I shall block you.

Take care!"

And I type it out long hand each time, and not via a cut and paste job.

"

I love you Pearl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Thanks for the message and/or kind words.

However, I am not interested in whatever you may have to offer.

Therefore, to prevent further contacts and wasting each other's time and efforts, I shall block you.

Take care!"

And I type it out long hand each time, and not via a cut and paste job.

I love you Pearl "

.

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I Wouldnt...

You should ask Madchick...;-)

*Block...Delete* "

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you liked our profile so much... read it again then.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Hi we like to push our bounderies too, you obviously realise through contacting us having no interests that are similar, us clearly being incompatible, you have us sussed it's really just reverse psychology would it be reasonable to suggest us eating winalot from your balloon knots and would this foreplay guarantee full swing fun on the first meet ?

Do you like blowtorches ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Thanks for the message and/or kind words.

However, I am not interested in whatever you may have to offer.

Therefore, to prevent further contacts and wasting each other's time and efforts, I shall block you.

Take care!"

And I type it out long hand each time, and not via a cut and paste job.

I love you Pearl "

I still have her beautifully crafted refusal framed and hung on my wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi we like to push our bounderies too, you obviously realise through contacting us having no interests that are similar, us clearly being incompatible, you have us sussed it's really just reverse psychology would it be reasonable to suggest us eating winalot from your balloon knots and would this foreplay guarantee full swing fun on the first meet ?

Do you like blowtorches ?

"

just pebble-dashed the screen with peanuts @ winalot on balloon knots.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Safety best policy, we'd hate to appear too keen. Enticing them with some old fashioned romance has 'em begging for more.

In all honesty we prefer tripe but we would hate to be looked upon as common.

Imagine one day this may fail and we be the answer to someones dreams

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By *adchick OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I'm loving these.

I never normally reply to numptys but I'm feeling mellow..... I shall reply with one of the above for the next 5 days.

After that........ I'm dosing myself up with espresso and going for broke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i quite like

1st line

or

2nd line

or

3rd line

and what they write back "what?" just send them back "exactly"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi we like to push our bounderies too, you obviously realise through contacting us having no interests that are similar, us clearly being incompatible, you have us sussed it's really just reverse psychology would it be reasonable to suggest us eating winalot from your balloon knots and would this foreplay guarantee full swing fun on the first meet ?

Do you like blowtorches ?

"

i loves it (im a fire fetishist)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

we usually reply.

you obviously have not read our profile.

you are not what we are looking for,and we are not what you are looking for.

this said,could you please keep messaging us,it's the only way we can be sure our inbox is working,thank you.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester


"Hi we like to push our bounderies too, you obviously realise through contacting us having no interests that are similar, us clearly being incompatible, you have us sussed it's really just reverse psychology would it be reasonable to suggest us eating winalot from your balloon knots and would this foreplay guarantee full swing fun on the first meet ?

Do you like blowtorches ?

i loves it (im a fire fetishist) "

07855 ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like blowtorches ?

i loves it (im a fire fetishist) "

Great balls of fire...!!!

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham

as one of the many single males on here with an unused inbox i've never had a chance to flex the reply button so i don't really have a view on this subject apart from allowing my bitterness to fester

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"as one of the many single males on here with an unused inbox i've never had a chance to flex the reply button so i don't really have a view on this subject apart from allowing my bitterness to fester "

Send yourself a message

Don't fester its bad for your aura

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeepers, now I know why none of the above don't respond to my 'I'm desperate 2nd message.'

Have fun people

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"as one of the many single males on here with an unused inbox i've never had a chance to flex the reply button so i don't really have a view on this subject apart from allowing my bitterness to fester

Send yourself a message

Don't fester its bad for your aura "

i would but i've blocked myself.

i don't want mails from people like me.

shudders at the thought

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

"If you actually go and read our profile, you'll realise how we know you haven't"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"What? Meet you? You must be fucking joking

"

We had one the other day..random friends invite..just messaged back 'read the profile next time' and blocked.

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"What? Meet you? You must be fucking joking

We had one the other day..random friends invite..just messaged back 'read the profile next time' and blocked."

don't judge me,

i can't read and am visually stimulated

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By *nsatiable firebirdWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

I clearly put in my profile that I want a face pic on 1st response and I get a cock pic or a pair of tits. I just click delete. obviously thought there assets would be more enticing than face ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No

bye

"

Two words too much!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"No

bye

Two words too much! "

Yep, one word will do...'fukkoff'

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"as one of the many single males on here with an unused inbox i've never had a chance to flex the reply button so i don't really have a view on this subject apart from allowing my bitterness to fester

Send yourself a message

Don't fester its bad for your aura

i would but i've blocked myself.

i don't want mails from people like me.

shudders at the thought"

i'm lovin it.

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