FabSwingers.com forum: Seeking a woman to masturbate in public

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Does the burger meal come with a toy ?

Will it be finger licking good ?

Cos im older will you call me your stuffed crust ?

Pass......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck in ur quest? Watching interestdly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the burger meal come with a toy ?

Will it be finger licking good ?

Cos im older will you call me your stuffed crust ?

Pass......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks but don't mind me, you do what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the burger meal come with a toy ?

Will it be finger licking good ?

Cos im older will you call me your stuffed crust ?

Pass......"

judgin by the pick it comes with a toy which he is gonna stick up yer pussy.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep..."

Please regale us with tales of terror when one gets arrested for defacing the term....finger licking good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can think of better things to do.

Yours sincerely,

Fanny Adams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"can think of better things to do.

Yours sincerely,

Fanny Adams"

Ive just been reasing about fanny adams, there is a chapter on her in the book im reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can think of better things to do.

Yours sincerely,

Fanny Adams

Ive just been reasing about fanny adams, there is a chapter on her in the book im reading"

sweet

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep..."

I admire the optimism that leads you to seek women, plural.

Whilst I have enjoyed many similar games, I don't remember advertising quite as inappropriately....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the burger meal come with a toy ?

Will it be finger licking good ?

Cos im older will you call me your stuffed crust ?

Pass......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew ! Thank God someone has finally asked me to do that. All my life I've been wanting to do it but no-one ever asked me.

Looks like my chance has finally come

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

Get over yourself!

Seeking fun not to upset families, why would you do it by families?!

I guess if you only ever go for the lights out, missionary position then you may well have your _iew.

Each to their own I guess

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Brilliant idea..

public derision and a bit of time on the sex offenders register..

why do i think of balldrick whenever these 'interesting' ideas get posted..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

Get over yourself!

Seeking fun not to upset families, why would you do it by families?!

I guess if you only ever go for the lights out, missionary position then you may well have your _iew.

Each to their own I guess

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

Get over yourself!

Seeking fun not to upset families, why would you do it by families?!

I guess if you only ever go for the lights out, missionary position then you may well have your _iew.

Each to their own I guess"

Ive never been in a shopping centre where there hasnt been families

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

Get over yourself!

Seeking fun not to upset families, why would you do it by families?!

I guess if you only ever go for the lights out, missionary position then you may well have your _iew.

Each to their own I guess

Ive never been in a shopping centre where there hasnt been families"

yes, and cctv pretty much everywhere else..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew ! Thank God someone has finally asked me to do that. All my life I've been wanting to do it but no-one ever asked me.

Looks like my chance has finally come

There ya go Paul... Theres always at least one in life...;-)

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Half of what the op has asked for happens every night in pubs n clubs or full sex sometimes from what ive seen when they have been too pissed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im quite amazed by all the negative posts!

There is so much porn on the internet made in public places and by that definition there are many people that get turned on by it and also induldge, or it would not be made, the law of supply and demand.

I am not interested in upsetting families, more the excitment of it.

Mow many people on this site have ben dogging or hadsex in a woods? Do families not go for walks in woods? And dont tell me that people on have sex out doors or in woods in the evening. Or a qucik fuck in a changing room, pub toilet, etc.

To flash in public, you choose your location and time.

Could play in a changing room etc and not in front of a place where families will be.

Sad hat so many of you think that this post reads as a lets upset families etc and not for the fun of it, whilst taking care of the location.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clearly also you dont think that kids get onto the internet or onto sites where your pictures could be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonalds are doing finger puppets with their happy meals at the moment. One is very cute lil pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plus to add it is about doing this whilst not being seen by others, the thrill of a stocking top flash, the hand up the skirt under the table, the thrill is you know, but others dont!

Not about flobbing your cock or pussy out in the middle of a crowed and saying 'hi look at this'!

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep..."

Dude i get what ya mean just ya worded it wrong thats all...im an ex dogger and i use to get off on the outdoor thing...flash of the cleavage when shopping in tescos at 3am etc walks in the woods with no top onn and a zipped up jackket that can be open and shut when need for the risky photo

Word to the wise peeps btw when you go to counrty parks with ya families i wouldnt use the picnic tables ya never know whos ass was on them the night before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

Word to the wise peeps btw when you go to counrty parks with ya families i wouldnt use the picnic tables ya never know whos ass was on them the night before

So very true and maybe my wording could of been better, but its amazing how others soon find fault in what they of of already done themselves and no thought about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im quite amazed by all the negative posts!

I am not interested in upsetting families, more the excitment of it.

To flash in public, you choose your location and time.

Could play in a changing room etc and not in front of a place where families will be.

Sad hat so many of you think that this post reads as a lets upset families etc and not for the fun of it, whilst taking care of the location."

Tiger and I have enjoyed sex in the woods, he was hard, but it was easy. You are right though, you have to pick the right place and be very careful.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

So very true and maybe my wording could of been better,"

and there is the reason why some have been critical of the op..

perhaps if you had thought it through before starting the thread then people would have not been so..

try and look at it from others who may not see it your way, you have refined it a lot..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Plus to add it is about doing this whilst not being seen by others, the thrill of a stocking top flash, the hand up the skirt under the table, the thrill is you know, but others dont!

Not about flobbing your cock or pussy out in the middle of a crowed and saying 'hi look at this'!"

lol nice answer.

Being outside having orgasms is a big turn on....but I can't say we would fancy it quite so public as your request.....but good luck anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plus to add it is about doing this whilst not being seen by others, the thrill of a stocking top flash, the hand up the skirt under the table, the thrill is you know, but others dont!

Not about flobbing your cock or pussy out in the middle of a crowed and saying 'hi look at this'!

lol nice answer.

Being outside having orgasms is a big turn on....but I can't say we would fancy it quite so public as your request.....but good luck anyway

Thanks!

Out of interest, how public have you or would you get?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

I admire the optimism that leads you to seek women, plural.

Whilst I have enjoyed many similar games, I don't remember advertising quite as inappropriately...."

What did your ad say then

Op i am an exhibitionist, but would not indulge in the kind of games you are suggesting with a stranger...whereas if someone i know well wants to stick his finger up my arse in a pub....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

I admire the optimism that leads you to seek women, plural.

Whilst I have enjoyed many similar games, I don't remember advertising quite as inappropriately....

What did your ad say then

Op i am an exhibitionist, but would not indulge in the kind of games you are suggesting with a stranger...whereas if someone i know well wants to stick his finger up my arse in a pub....

Jemmima, always love your responses onthese forum posts.

A drink then finger up th bum!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

I admire the optimism that leads you to seek women, plural.

Whilst I have enjoyed many similar games, I don't remember advertising quite as inappropriately....

What did your ad say then

Op i am an exhibitionist, but would not indulge in the kind of games you are suggesting with a stranger...whereas if someone i know well wants to stick his finger up my arse in a pub....

Jemmima, always love your responses onthese forum posts.

A drink then finger up th bum!

Oh he bought me a drink first he is a gentleman

The thing about having to know the person is if i am flashing or wanking out doors one of us has to be in controlof their faculties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 fingers of red eye please barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

I admire the optimism that leads you to seek women, plural.

Whilst I have enjoyed many similar games, I don't remember advertising quite as inappropriately....

What did your ad say then

Op i am an exhibitionist, but would not indulge in the kind of games you are suggesting with a stranger...whereas if someone i know well wants to stick his finger up my arse in a pub....

Jemmima, always love your responses onthese forum posts.

A drink then finger up th bum!

Oh he bought me a drink first he is a gentleman

The thing about having to know the person is if i am flashing or wanking out doors one of us has to be in controlof their faculties

lol even a packet of pork scratchings, maybe a pack of crisps also! What a gent I am!

I agree one person has to be alert and aware.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 fingers of red eye please barman"

Only two fingers?!

Not a tongue also? lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Plus to add it is about doing this whilst not being seen by others, the thrill of a stocking top flash, the hand up the skirt under the table, the thrill is you know, but others dont!

Not about flobbing your cock or pussy out in the middle of a crowed and saying 'hi look at this'!

lol nice answer.

Being outside having orgasms is a big turn on....but I can't say we would fancy it quite so public as your request.....but good luck anyway

Thanks!

Out of interest, how public have you or would you get?

Ah nothing like what you ask for...dogging inside a locked car of a night time, and the picture house , again in the dark in an over 18 film...so both pretty tame.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plus to add it is about doing this whilst not being seen by others, the thrill of a stocking top flash, the hand up the skirt under the table, the thrill is you know, but others dont!

Not about flobbing your cock or pussy out in the middle of a crowed and saying 'hi look at this'!

lol nice answer.

Being outside having orgasms is a big turn on....but I can't say we would fancy it quite so public as your request.....but good luck anyway

Thanks!

Out of interest, how public have you or would you get?

Ah nothing like what you ask for...dogging inside a locked car of a night time, and the picture house , again in the dark in an over 18 film...so both pretty tame."

Sounds fun to me though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep..."

Good luck wi that

I find it hard ta find women who do owt fa themselves xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

Good luck wi that

I find it hard ta find women who do owt fa themselves xx

TCH! who bloody always changes the goalposts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

Good luck wi that

I find it hard ta find women who do owt fa themselves xx

TCH! who bloody always changes the goalposts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i'm honest i think had the origional poster been in the clique there may of been a different out come to this post.

yeah maybe he worded it a bit wrong

but maybe outdoor/public places are his thing? and maybe he was hoping to meet up with a female with similar intrests?instead he got jumped on by the forum pack.which i've seen happen fairly often and this is sometimes why new posters do not post in the forums fo fear of been set upon.feel free to rip me a new one gang as i really don't care what anyone thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often do this outdoors... have discreetly done it many a place... its all about making sure that there is no one innocent that will see.. or anyone that will get you arrested..

after all.. I am a mother and would not like my kids to accidentally over look.. but its totally possible to do this sort of thing most places...

Bus, kfc, resturant,park, just be considerate of others..

cali

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Noooooooooooooooooo the C word is a banned word...no mention of the C word on a Monday morning !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooooooooooooooooo the C word is a banned word...no mention of the C word on a Monday morning !!!

what my name is banned on a monday morning..

cali

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"if i'm honest i think had the origional poster been in the clique there may of been a different out come to this post.

yeah maybe he worded it a bit wrong

Argh not the c word

There isnt imo a clique ,what there is is group think, if the first few posters are at the nilla end of the regulars threads like this tend to be anyi as group think means others who agree post too...it happens on drugs, gang bang bukkae threads whatever.

If the first responses had been along the lines of mine, or from cali or another outdoor fan then the thread would have been full of outdoor sex stories.

Its not a clique cos if you read the thread just as many regulars post saying they are into that sort of thing as anti, it is just that the anti predominated in the beginning.

Even the OP agreed that by highlighting very public spaced he gave the wrong idea

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Noooooooooooooooooo the C word is a banned word...no mention of the C word on a Monday morning !!!

crabs ?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

anyi=anti

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Noooooooooooooooooo the C word is a banned word...no mention of the C word on a Monday morning !!!

crabs ?

a wee bit of creme and all is cool....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone can say there isn't a clique in here all day

i know what i know

usually it takes one to kick off then all the sheep follow

tbh it doens't really bother me either way.as i've never felt the need to have anyone back me up.or bolster my image.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually i fany getting arrested for indecent exposer so why the hell not

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"everyone can say there isn't a clique in here all day

i know what i know

usually it takes one to kick off then all the sheep follow

tbh it doens't really bother me either way.as i've never felt the need to have anyone back me up.or bolster my image."

Ok drop it please....the fall out for the mods when we get the whole clique things is huge and I have asked plenty of times in the last few weeks for it to be dropped to stop the rot.

Drop it please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although you must relish the idea ! stick to relish on your burger, and come up with a better idea Try a kebab shop or even M&S good luck

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Hope you get to realise your fantasy Pontypridd. Obviously a number of things to consider as the above advice may have made you realise if you hadn't already.

Advertising it though I would think a response is very unlikely via the thread but perhaps via pm.

The legalities being the reason obviously.

Anyhow good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go in a fast food place in the day.. the lady has not alot on under her skirt.. there are normally booths in the places... our kfc has one that isnt on the cctv..and if someone sits in one spot you cant see the person sitting in the other..

Its all about knowing your doing it..

I have a thing about my Master and I having lunch and him keep dipping his fingers in to let me taste how messy I am

anyone that looked would just think that it was a romantic couple finger feeding each other finger food

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"everyone can say there isn't a clique in here all day

i know what i know

usually it takes one to kick off then all the sheep follow

tbh it doens't really bother me either way.as i've never felt the need to have anyone back me up.or bolster my image."

mate, your just stirring up a whole barrage of shit there

been there, done that, tbh its not even that fun even if your on the wind up

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Ok drop it please....the fall out for the mods when we get the whole clique things is huge and I have asked plenty of times in the last few weeks for it to be dropped to stop the rot.

Drop it please."

That was me up there ^^^^

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"If you go in a fast food place in the day.. the lady has not alot on under her skirt.. there are normally booths in the places... our kfc has one that isnt on the cctv..and if someone sits in one spot you cant see the person sitting in the other..

Its all about knowing your doing it..

I have a thing about my Master and I having lunch and him keep dipping his fingers in to let me taste how messy I am

anyone that looked would just think that it was a romantic couple finger feeding each other finger food

Cali "

being checked for wetness in public by sir is just....ohhh words cant express

i do think ppl are daft assuming ppl want to get arrested/embarrass others, why cant they just think the best of others not the worst.

On a happier note your romantic comment reminds me of the very first time i met Sir for a social meal.

It was a quiet restaurant and we were getting along fab, under the table hidden by a tablecloth he had my legs pinned together with his, for obvious reasons he whispered in my ear what he wanted to do to me...

Two old ladies were eating and smiling and nodding in our direction, clearly thinking we were loves young dream, unaware he was saying he had my hand so he could imagine what it would feellike around his cock

Its about perception and what the world see's not what you are actually doing

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"if i'm honest i think had the origional poster been in the clique there may of been a different out come to this post.

yeah maybe he worded it a bit wrong

would that be the 'outcome' whereby the op recognised his initial post should have been worded differently..?

which lets be honest he did and fair play he amended it..

and lots on here do have similar interests so his activity per se was not being criticised..

you cant expect no one to respond to something which on the face of it looks iffy to say the least..

newbies and we all were once have posted on here and its all been good etc..

but sometimes as with a post last week people do say the most outrageous things..

on a public forum others will respond, regardless of anyone elses perceived perception of their 'status'..

anyone who had posted the original thread would have received the same scrutiny, and rightly so imho..

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

D'ya know what... I don't think it's half the fun when it is pre-arranged.

I like to see the element of surprise on the guys face.

I spend ages unpicking the crotch on a pair of jeans once... they never see it coming if you are wearing jeans. Then under the pub table, holding his hand, suddenly plunge his fingers into a moist warm opening. He looked.... he said "is that what I think it is"... I nodded... he said "We're leaving".

I'd never known a guy leave a full pint before........ and oh boy did I get fucked.

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By *lluringWoman
over a year ago

Teesside. Just Teesside.

So .. let me get this straight .. it's ok to rip the piss out of someone asking a question (albeit inaprpopriately worded and possibly causing offence to those of a delicate nature) but no one can mention the C word when human nature dictates that cliques exist in every single situation where groups of people come together and are united by one common interest (even if it is just that their posting history is bigger and better than yours ...

) ?

Fabby.

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By *fun.4.youMan
over a year ago

London

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

I admire the optimism that leads you to seek women, plural.

Whilst I have enjoyed many similar games, I don't remember advertising quite as inappropriately....

What did your ad say then

Op i am an exhibitionist, but would not indulge in the kind of games you are suggesting with a stranger...whereas if someone i know well wants to stick his finger up my arse in a pub....

sounds like we need to get to know each other well and become friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the support in the later part of the posts.

Maybe I did not explain correctly, I am after all human and simply want/seek some fun!

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

I admire the optimism that leads you to seek women, plural.

Whilst I have enjoyed many similar games, I don't remember advertising quite as inappropriately....

What did your ad say then

Op i am an exhibitionist, but would not indulge in the kind of games you are suggesting with a stranger...whereas if someone i know well wants to stick his finger up my arse in a pub....

Jemmima, always love your responses onthese forum posts.

A drink then finger up th bum!

Oh he bought me a drink first he is a gentleman

The thing about having to know the person is if i am flashing or wanking out doors one of us has to be in controlof their faculties

Drinks plural madam - I'm sure you had more than one - wasn't that your excuse for going upstairs to the toilets to show your legs off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I find it amazing how I am still being heckled for the origional post!

I do not and did not mean to slap your bits out infront of families.

Please read all posts and points in thread prior to taking the moral high ground, after all you are on a sex site yourslf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so essentially your looking for a woman to masturbate in places where lots of families and children are - good plan, well done sunshine!!!

Get over yourself!

Seeking fun not to upset families, why would you do it by families?!

I guess if you only ever go for the lights out, missionary position then you may well have your _iew.

Each to their own I guess"

lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Im seeking women that would like to be masturbated in public places.

Either you finger yourself or I will lend a hand.

So public places, pubs, shopping centre, outdoors, even a burger bar.

Photos can be taken as you flash and play, this is sooo erotic...

Please leave a message after the beep...

I admire the optimism that leads you to seek women, plural.

Whilst I have enjoyed many similar games, I don't remember advertising quite as inappropriately....

What did your ad say then

Op i am an exhibitionist, but would not indulge in the kind of games you are suggesting with a stranger...whereas if someone i know well wants to stick his finger up my arse in a pub....

Jemmima, always love your responses onthese forum posts.

A drink then finger up th bum!

Oh he bought me a drink first he is a gentleman

The thing about having to know the person is if i am flashing or wanking out doors one of us has to be in controlof their faculties

Drinks plural madam - I'm sure you had more than one - wasn't that your excuse for going upstairs to the toilets to show your legs off?"

Well a short skirt should never be wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooooooooooooooooo the C word is a banned word...no mention of the C word on a Monday morning !!!

what my name is banned on a monday morning..

cali "

Yes! go back to sleep we will call you Monday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it amazing how I am still being heckled for the origional post!

I do not and did not mean to slap your bits out infront of families.

Please read all posts and points in thread prior to taking the moral high ground, after all you are on a sex site yourslf.

You suggesting there is something morally wrong with being on a swinging site? (Not a sex site by the way, that is something completely different methinks).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it amazing how I am still being heckled for the origional post!

I do not and did not mean to slap your bits out infront of families.

Please read all posts and points in thread prior to taking the moral high ground, after all you are on a sex site yourslf.

Your OP was not posted on for 2 days and you decide to 'bump' it moaning you are "still" being heckled?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well thanks for the words of wisdom lol

It has been interesting reading all the points raised.

I will post with more forethought in future.

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