FabSwingers.com forum: Let's have another round of "Up Your Arse"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whatever the first thing is to your right is going straight up the arse of the poster above you

As I'm starting the thread this is for the poster below.

My grandson's Buzz Lightyear toy

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of Nurishment...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poor dog

wns poor you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flip lid bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oak tree

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Toothbrush

Although it’s an electric one so suitable for the kinky Fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flip lid bin "
ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flip lid bin ouch

Something to put your crap in I suppose...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"A flip lid bin ouch

Don't know what you're moaning about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big bottle of apple cider vinegar...

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Slate hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an ashtray with a thing on top

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A cute little dancing Armadillo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cement mixer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flip lid bin ouch

Something to put your crap in I suppose...

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...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot radiator

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

My mug of tea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flip lid bin ouch

Don't know what you're moaning about

"
.the dog seems very happy, he likes maltesers...lol...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"A flip lid bin ouch

Don't know what you're moaning about

.the dog seems very happy, he likes maltesers...lol...

It's not only Maltesers he's licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flip lid bin ouch

Don't know what you're moaning about

.the dog seems very happy, he likes maltesers...lol...

It's not only Maltesers he's licking

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..I’ll send the lead in, he needs a walk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasal inhaler

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"A flip lid bin ouch

Don't know what you're moaning about

.the dog seems very happy, he likes maltesers...lol...

It's not only Maltesers he's licking

..I’ll send the lead in, he needs a walk..

No need he's chasing his tail at the minute

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nasal inhaler

Mobile phone and it's on vibrate

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

A yum yum for a yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nasal inhaler

Mobile phone and it's on vibrate

Happy days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nasal inhaler

"
that should clear my sinuses

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Cup of hot coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nasal inhaler

that should clear my sinuses

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really... Its my glasses. Will have to walk around like Mr Magoo today then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow, it was the dog but he’s up PP bum now....

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Hair straighteners. Switched on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oak tree

Fuck me from little acorns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An old red phone box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An A3ish sized toolbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather large lamp. I just turned it off so the bulb is hot too.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Coffee mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemsip

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Lemsip

Phew

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

"Coffee mug

The hatstand

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Similar answer to the last game!

A packet of Golden Virginia, a lighter & an ashtray

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

Ashtray, ouch. Thank fuck it ain’t my cigar one I have somewhere...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Similar answer to the last game!

A packet of Golden Virginia, a lighter & an ashtray

Well I'm in the kitchen now so it's either the kettle or toaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Similar answer to the last game!

A packet of Golden Virginia, a lighter & an ashtray

Well I'm in the kitchen now so it's either the kettle or toaster

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Toaster would pop up more easily Badoom tish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wall?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Similar answer to the last game!

A packet of Golden Virginia, a lighter & an ashtray

Well I'm in the kitchen now so it's either the kettle or toaster

Toaster would pop up more easily Badoom tish

Kettle it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sky remote , cant change the bloody channel now!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have a very stern looking woman to my right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Nissan Juke that's currently blocking access to my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a staple gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Nissan Juke that's currently blocking access to my job"

that will make em wince a bit

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A bunch of bananas

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I have a very stern looking woman to my right"

But does she like it up the arse

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ermm, a laptop.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ermm, a laptop.

Oh dear . A Chest Freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full grown human man... take that how you will.

...and that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clothes hanger.

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By *irebrand 1263Man
over a year ago

near you

A kettle

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

A mouse

(Computer one)

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

A tractor unit and a 45 foot fridge trailer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana and a apple

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/02/19 10:59:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouse.

The computer kind.

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

"A banana and a apple"

a 10ltr tub of emulsion (magnolia if it matters)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A swivel chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ford transit. Sorry im in a carpark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pack of digestives owch

A least there not chocy ones

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pack of digestives owch

A least there not chocy ones"

A chair in a coffee shop

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

TJ, my chunky black and white cat. He's sitting on the laptop so you can have him with or without lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ow. Hi lisa. Better not reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A service engineer

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

A 30ft ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A service engineer "

He may well have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toilet brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Harry Potter note book

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

One of those sticky things for getting cat hairs off your clothes.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

A car door!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

The remote for the virgin box or my tea cup. Your choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 4foot freestanding electric fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trafic warden. Shit i better move on

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Bicycle -sideways

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Kettle

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By *loxfordMan
over a year ago

Reading

A Mars bar

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I have a very stern looking woman to my right

But does she like it up the arse

Looks as though she's the giver lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring lurcher.

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By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago

belfast

A yorkshire terrier

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A mug of hot chocolate, and it's still too hot to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mug of hot chocolate, and it's still too hot to drink

Does it have marshmallows and cream?

A large pack of chicken breast that I've yet to spilt and bag separately

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A pillow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New curtain pole that i haven't put up yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New curtain pole that i haven't put up yet

Haha that's great. Sadly for you, Mystiquexx, I have a 50cm x 50cm cushion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New curtain pole that i haven't put up yet

Haha that's great. Sadly for you, Mystiquexx, I have a 50cm x 50cm cushion!"

Hahaha. They say girth is more important than length

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My bed is presently to my right.

......I hope you have plenty of lube handy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New curtain pole that i haven't put up yet

Haha that's great. Sadly for you, Mystiquexx, I have a 50cm x 50cm cushion!

Hahaha. They say girth is more important than length

True, but it's all soft! Totally agree on girth :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a medium sized potted cactus on my desk (sorry)

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Lucozade orange bottle.......

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

nature valley nut butter peanut bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 40 wash family pack of Persil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamppost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofa cushion

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A box of chocolate truffles

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Wadkin combination mill (with spindle moulder, planer-thicknesser and circular saw bench)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trainer

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"New curtain pole that i haven't put up yet

Plenty of lube itll be fine

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Peppa Pig, she's not a large cat like TJ.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

36oz water bottle

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon. Just been used for ice cream. Mmmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handbag with large brolly in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vase of tulips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedhead colour goddess shampoo bottle 750ml size. Its a big boy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A door. Brace yourself honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair brush. Very spikey.

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By *ersatile MaleMan
over a year ago

hull

Power socket tower holds ten plugs that’s WIDEOPEN lol

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By *pire2Man
over a year ago

whitstable

A good sized courgette, the French have a slang expression for it "the housewife's friend". There is probably a gay version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my right now is... oh... just a wall. Not a massive one mind and there's no window on that wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone charger cable.... donno where the plug part is... probably up someones hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My phone charger cable.... donno where the plug part is... probably up someones hole

No plug? Think I can manage that. Think I got let off easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedside table

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

2litre bottle of Fanta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2litre bottle of Fanta

Not shaken I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hardback copy of a 1980s comic saga it's a big book..close your eyes and pray!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace yourself and get wide... A bedside cabinet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My handbag"

Is there much in it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I now have a PS4 controller in my right hand.

.....who wants it inserted?

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Tv remote

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