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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ice Lolly or Lolly Ice?

Marmite - Love or Hate?

Should eyebrows be considered as facial hair?

Do you sit or stand to wipe after the loo?

Chicken or the Egg .... which came first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is more successful?

a good listener?

a good speaker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who is more successful?

a good listener?

a good speaker?"

I'm liking that one!!!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Why doesn't superglue stick to the tube it comes in?

Why does all bubble bath, regardless of its colour, make white bubbles?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Why do washing machines only eat 1 sock?

Why do chips taste better from someone else's plate?

Why do we need to learn triganomatory at school when 99.9% of us will never use it again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are arse hairs acceptable on a woman.

Whats wrong with nob cheese.

Why is spitting not a capital offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going for these two:

superglue waits till you use it just the once and sticks in the neck instead, so you have to buy another tube next time.

bubbles are reflectors, they reflect all light and absorb no colour. or summat like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do washing machines only eat 1 sock?

Why do chips taste better from someone else's plate?

Why do we need to learn triganomatory at school when 99.9% of us will never use it again?"

this throws up some further interesting questions:

what is 1?

what is a plate, thought chips came in paper?

what is 99.9 and a funny squiggly thing?

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By *ush girlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Why can't I put on my mascara With my mouth closed?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things and drink what comes out"?

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By *ush girlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

What do you call male ballerinas?

Did wagon wheels really shrink?

Why do men with stubble complain if you have stubble down below?

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

If everything is made of atoms, I question...

What are shadows made of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If everything is made of atoms, I question...

What are shadows made of?"

Lack of light xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

with all the modern technology in the world why cant frey bentos design a tin we can open

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

If you drop toast it always lands butter side down.

Also, if you drop a cat it always lands on it's feet.

So......

What would happen if you buttered a cats back?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"with all the modern technology in the world why cant frey bentos design a tin we can open"

With all the modern technology in the world why are corned beef tins fecking square

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Where does Santa live in the summer?

Why do I never win the lottery?

Daddy, can I use your phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"with all the modern technology in the world why cant frey bentos design a tin we can open

With all the modern technology in the world why are corned beef tins fecking square "

Why are corned beef tins such peculiar shapes?

* THEY CONTINUE to be made in their traditional tapered rectangular shape because it is easier to extract the contents in one piece, thus allowing the block of corned beef to be sliced. That's also why the cans also employ a key that enables the user separate one end of the body of the can: there's no seam to prevent the contents slipping out. Originally, the cans were made by folding up folding tinplate sheet that produced the correct taper and soldering the seam. More recently this has been replaced with cans that are formed from welded cylinders, then reformed and expanded mechanically.

xx google ya flexible friend xx

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Forum Mod

over a year ago


"with all the modern technology in the world why cant frey bentos design a tin we can open

With all the modern technology in the world why are corned beef tins fecking square

Why are corned beef tins such peculiar shapes?

* THEY CONTINUE to be made in their traditional tapered rectangular shape because it is easier to extract the contents in one piece, thus allowing the block of corned beef to be sliced. That's also why the cans also employ a key that enables the user separate one end of the body of the can: there's no seam to prevent the contents slipping out. Originally, the cans were made by folding up folding tinplate sheet that produced the correct taper and soldering the seam. More recently this has been replaced with cans that are formed from welded cylinders, then reformed and expanded mechanically.

xx google ya flexible friend xx"

Ah thank you my learned friend! xx

Does'nt explain the dangers of stabbing stupid useless square tin when key falls off though! and then you end up poking out the corned beef through tiny holes you have stabbed into it while holding onto banadaged fingers to stop the bleeding

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"with all the modern technology in the world why cant frey bentos design a tin we can open

With all the modern technology in the world why are corned beef tins fecking square

Why are corned beef tins such peculiar shapes?

* THEY CONTINUE to be made in their traditional tapered rectangular shape because it is easier to extract the contents in one piece, thus allowing the block of corned beef to be sliced. That's also why the cans also employ a key that enables the user separate one end of the body of the can: there's no seam to prevent the contents slipping out. Originally, the cans were made by folding up folding tinplate sheet that produced the correct taper and soldering the seam. More recently this has been replaced with cans that are formed from welded cylinders, then reformed and expanded mechanically.

xx google ya flexible friend xx

Ah thank you my learned friend! xx

Does'nt explain the dangers of stabbing stupid useless square tin when key falls off though! and then you end up poking out the corned beef through tiny holes you have stabbed into it while holding onto banadaged fingers to stop the bleeding "

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