FabSwingers.com forum: Bad things to say when you are having a threesome

By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

When do we change ends?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I don't like the look of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I stay at the back it’s a better view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I stay at the back it’s a better view "

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

“Isn’t it funny how cocks can be such vastly different sizes?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I really got to suck that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I really got to suck that?

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lol....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Did one of you sh^t yourself?

Stand there, so my camera can see you clearly, I meant, I can see you better in the mirror.

I only agreed to come as my friend wanted to make the numbers up.

My wife's only pretending to be asleep - it's our fantasy

It's more fun not knowing who's the baby's father, aint it!

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Oooh those warts look sore

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Hang on, you look familiar ...haven't I seen you on the Jeremy Kyle Show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we hurry this up, this room charges by the hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did one of you sh^t yourself?

Stand there, so my camera can see you clearly, I meant, I can see you better in the mirror.

I only agreed to come as my friend wanted to make the numbers up.

My wife's only pretending to be asleep - it's our fantasy

It's more fun not knowing who's the baby's father, aint it!"

Number 3 made me Muttley laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two are so alike, you could almost be twins.

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Is that a rash you have got there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i's a shame we were one short for the threesome...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

He always swallows the door key, so that we'll all have enough time to be fully satisfied

Our gang bang mates will arrive, once you're tied up

No pain, no gain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife will be along in a minute, she said we can get undressed though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can touch here here and here. This part is just for me and there will be no kissing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a cock, only smaller.

But it's a hell of a clit!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

So I've sucked your cock - can I get to the wife now - I am bi honest!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only doing this for my husband :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you mind wearing these paper bags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me chaps, where is the lady?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Shit, I left the wife in car. Thought something was missing.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Are we related?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Is my cock better than your husbands?

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

She is so much tighter than you dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno not tried it yet

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

I’ve just been sick....

Happened while deep throating the other night during a MMF. I was sick all over one chaps leg.... lucky the 2nd chap involved could go get tissues/towel...

Red wine stain on the sheet though

It is what it is!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I had a great threesome the other night.

Sure.....there were a couple of no shows, but I had a ball.

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Is this really your mum?

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I'm gonna get off here and walk the rest of the way."

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By *exPeopleCouple
over a year ago

near Rushden Lakes

Wow mum you’re so much better than my sister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre coital after 8 mint anyone?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Before we start......

I have a friend who'd like to join us this evening.

Would you like to welcome Jesus into your life.....?

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

That reminds me I need to get some skinless sausages in for tomorrows BBQ and some big baps for the burgers too!

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

"Wait! Who's this guy?"

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By *uppeteerMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Are you both in...?

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Can i have a go in the middle !!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I didn't mean to cum already, just going to get something out of the car...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you bro she was up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No seriously her protests are part of the roleplay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your hubby having problems getting it up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gran! are these your Teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No touching allowed.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sorry, I'm on antibiotics for the rash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only stay 20 minutes, I've left the kids in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should it be that colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swords fight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mum, we don't want a cup of tea.

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

(door opens) ROOM SERVICE

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

So Brexit...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Have you finished

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Let's go to the Northern line

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Phone rings

“My appointment at the clinic is when sorry?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/02/19 07:54:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bi selfish

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Bit of a fish smell down here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa play Barry White

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

When you said you had a twin I thought you meant another female

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By *ust banterMan
over a year ago

bradford

Met up with a couple a few week ago and I’m st the back he’s at the front he looks up and asks me if I can find out the Leeds United score

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

While fucking his wife I said do you want ago killed it stone dead.

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