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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what is the strangest job anyone you met through swinging has?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely know names.. cant say I would ever know someones job lol

Cali x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a nice couple when we first started on another site, and the guy sold bull spunk to cow farms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once meet a random guy whilst dogging who tried his utmost to engage my intrigue by continually mentioning that I would never guess what he did for a living……

He was right…… I never guessed …. !!!!!

Tuh,,,,pfft

Sox™

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a "Whats my line?" type thread?

For a guess, Bob's a high flying porn star that hob nobs with the rich and famous!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We met a nice couple when we first started on another site, and the guy sold bull spunk to cow farms "

what was his job title?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

I was blindfolded and tied between two trees in a forest and taken by a complete stranger.

I say complete stranger - he was to me, but not to my BF.

Anyway, I found out later he was a police firearms instructor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a "Whats my line?" type thread?

For a guess, Bob's a high flying porn star that hob nobs with the rich and famous!! "

untrue, I'm actually a ............

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"We met a nice couple when we first started on another site, and the guy sold bull spunk to cow farms

what was his job title?"

He'd be a bovine insemenator

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We met a nice couple when we first started on another site, and the guy sold bull spunk to cow farms

what was his job title?

He'd be a bovine insemenator "

haha bobby i had to google that to check

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Lol

Where I live, the guy who does that is known as AI Willie.

AI being short for "artificial insemination" and willie cos, well, that's his name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.

Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.

Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.

Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.

Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.

"

That is truly philosophical and funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was once a Pirate, but no one has ever asked.

(It was on a ride at Thorpe Park called Treasure Island many moons ago)

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

he was actually a real life soldier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.

Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.

Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.

"

who found out that the cows milk was ok to drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.

Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.

Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.

"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.

Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.

Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.

"

brilliant!!! One of the funniest posts for ages

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Funnily enough we had a session with a couple on a Med holiday several years ago - the man said he was an artificial inseminator for cattle, said it was also known as "a bull with a bowler hat". He told us this not only involved taking bulls' sperm but putting it into cows, and he had some very funny stories to tell. Rose was pleased to find he did human insemination in the traditional way, though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to wash dead bodies for a living lol used to get some funny looks when i said that

Dont really know most of the jobs of the people i meet, i dont really ask personal stuff on a meet really just talk abotu stuff that relevant to swinging

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"i used to wash dead bodies for a living lol used to get some funny looks when i said that

Dont really know most of the jobs of the people i meet, i dont really ask personal stuff on a meet really just talk abotu stuff that relevant to swinging"

Nothing much changed then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.

Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.

"

I went for a walk along the Severn this afternoon, and I walked through a herd of young bullocks they all looked at me as if to say, "Are you my dad"?

I answered "No, do I look as if I carry a syringe"! Audibly, thank god nobody else was there.

I'm losing it, I'll be walking up the hard shoulder of the M5, three in the morning in my pajamas soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex porn star that shags his neighbors wife apparently xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Ex porn star that shags his neighbors wife apparently xx"

Wish i'd lived next door to him.

Woulda been quietr and cheaper.

x

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Ex porn star that shags his neighbors wife apparently xx"

Professional daydreamer me thinks.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Haven't read all posts - really sad guy we met one night - they were a couple who when they turned up were nothing like their pics - he was at least 20 years older and she was 5 stone heavier - well, we were polite, chatted for about an hour and made it very obvious that we were not going to play and he pipes up ' i'm a pilot' like that would make all the difference! He seemed to really think that would make us shag them!!!!!! I looked at him and said - ' what you do for a living makes no difference to me - you just don't float my boat' There are so many lovely people that we meet and we have no idea what they do - what does it really matter? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who found out that the cows milk was ok to drink? "

More to the point, whose bright idea was it to first try eating the hard shell-covered thing that came out of a hen's arse?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I answered a job advertisment which read.

Boy needed for greasy perch.

I got the job too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ex porn star that shags his neighbors wife apparently xx

Professional daydreamer me thinks."

yes you got it i'm just a daydreamer and still a virgin

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