FabSwingers.com forum: Your most creative swear words and phrases

By *ayyo OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I'll get the ball rolling with...

Anal cunt phlegm. Next?

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Conceited misogynistic cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrified nipple clamps

Pongo wozz floppy cock

Fizzpoo

Banjowing poppy poodle

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By *ayyo OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Conceited misogynistic cockwomble

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conceited and mysogynistic aren't swear words but I've always loved cock womble. Was hoping that would pop up. First one. Amazing. Congrats. X

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

"Conceited misogynistic cockwomble

conceited and mysogynistic aren't swear words but I've always loved cock womble. Was hoping that would pop up. First one. Amazing. Congrats. X"
I never said they were it is a phrase. CockWomble is a firm favourite.

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By *ayyo OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Cockwomble takes some beating. Love love love it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me cago en la puta que te parió

I shit in the whore that gave birth to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it till your ears pop.

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

One I used to use in Germany:

"Sie spucken Katapult"

"You spunk catapult"

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By *londenewcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

I regularly exclaim ‘tits on toast’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love cockwomble and use it frequently but also knobjocky xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it till your ears pop. "

Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

"Suck it till your ears pop.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Suck it till your ears pop.

That's creative

For me, well I won't say it as it's rather crude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it till your ears pop.

That's creative

For me, well I won't say it as it's rather crude lol "

I'm always coming up with really stupid things they just come out of my mouth before I can stop them.

And I don't mind crude. Lol

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Suck it till your ears pop.

That's creative

For me, well I won't say it as it's rather crude lol

I'm always coming up with really stupid things they just come out of my mouth before I can stop them.

And I don't mind crude. Lol"

If it's bad, and I really mean it, it's cunt rag.

See, I did say it was crude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it till your ears pop.

I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it till your ears pop.

I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver.

Exactly why I've never learnt to drive.

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

As phrase my old boss used to say was..

Fuck my fucking boots! It’s dark as a cows guts in ere!

Cracked me up every time I heard it ??

Also as we’re on the subject Wanker! Is my favourite swear word

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By *ayyo OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

So glad I started this.

Spunk catapult.

Genius. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend says to her boyfriend sometimes when she's really angry with him " you're like thrush you are".

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Suck it till your ears pop.

I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver.

Exactly why I've never learnt to drive.

All things considered, that's probably for the best lol

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A few more:

Spunk trumpet.

Fresh air thief.

Wankstain.

I could continue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit bum arse cunt fuck...I find that generally covers most situations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it till your ears pop.

I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver.

Exactly why I've never learnt to drive.

All things considered, that's probably for the best lol"

I would most certainly agree with that. Lol

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Suck it till your ears pop.

I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver.

Exactly why I've never learnt to drive.

All things considered, that's probably for the best lol

I would most certainly agree with that. Lol"

*Nods* *Lots*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to say my fav isnt an original its stolen from blade trinity but i do say it alot especially calling people at work it lol, its the phrase "u cock juggling thunder cunt"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Unbecuntinglievable. Was in a play I did years ago and fell in love with the word

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Cock Gobbler

Clunge Muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Nugget is a favourite of mine

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Fart, tit, arse, willy.

Fart because you don't want to hear (or smell) during sexy things.

Tit a nice pair during sexy things(or even 3 if she is out of this world).

Arse a nice ladies one sat on you during sexy things.

Willy just yours during sexy things (not someone elses).

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Cockwomble is definitely my favourite word.

My Nana used to say it when I was little, was years before I figured out it wasn't polite

Twunt & cuntychops come joint 2nd

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My favourite saying is..the best of you ran down your mother's leg

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Absofuckinglutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockwomble is definitely my favourite word.

My Nana used to say it when I was little, was years before I figured out it wasn't polite

Twunt & cuntychops come joint 2nd "

I do say cuntychops and fuck nugget alot aswell maybe i just swear alot lol

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By *ayyo OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Cockmologist!!!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Arse fucking fuck nugget

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