FabSwingers.com forum: Help with retrieving steel benwa balls!

By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Early present and can't get them out. Any ideas please x

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Star jumps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hook the loop somehow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Early present and can't get them out. Any ideas please x"

Gosh is there no instructions with them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air squats

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

"Star jumps?"
lots of water and wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neodymium magnets?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Bungee Jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neodymium magnets?

I once bought one of those fuckers, suddenly everywhere you think of is not safe to store them when there's electronics laying around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neodymium magnets?

I once bought one of those fuckers, suddenly everywhere you think of is not safe to store them when there's electronics laying around."

Keep it in an old box, buried in the garden like some ancient treasure

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Early present and can't get them out. Any ideas please x"

Oops!

Present for yourself, I'm hoping.

(Not for Aunty May and you just thought you'd have a try before you wrapped them...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neodymium magnets?

I once bought one of those fuckers, suddenly everywhere you think of is not safe to store them when there's electronics laying around.

Keep it in an old box, buried in the garden like some ancient treasure

Now that I think about it, I don't know where I last put that magnet...ooops

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

At least they won't go rusty

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yikes! Squeeze really hard?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yeah, I'm going to go with squeeze. Or can you or someone get a hand in there? It's not the same, but digging with my hand is how I retrieve those Beppy tampons.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yikes! Squeeze really hard? "

Watch out for the ricochet tho.

You don't want that embarrassing Xmas morning conversation..

"So tell me again ,how did you shoot next doors cat?"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yikes! Squeeze really hard?

Watch out for the ricochet tho.

You don't want that embarrassing Xmas morning conversation..

"So tell me again ,how did you shoot next doors cat?""

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Have a coughing fit, whilst doing star jumps

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Have a coughing fit, whilst doing star jumps"

That's how Sticky Vicky started out...

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Thanks all, hubby's tried! Heading upstairs with a spoon in a mo !!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Thanks all, hubby's tried! Heading upstairs with a spoon in a mo !!"

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Well one good thing, no ones ever going to say you are loose...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Thanks all, hubby's tried! Heading upstairs with a spoon in a mo !!"

Ice cream scoop might be better option...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have a bit of a rummage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks all, hubby's tried! Heading upstairs with a spoon in a mo !!

Ice cream scoop might be better option..."

Barbeque tongs perhaps?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Turkey baster?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Thanks all, hubby's tried! Heading upstairs with a spoon in a mo !!

Ice cream scoop might be better option...

Barbeque tongs perhaps?

Melon baller

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By *andEmCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Squat and push

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By *oisineandAlCouple
over a year ago

limerick

Squat

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is douching safe?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is douching safe?"

The bath might be an option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube to help them slide down? Sleep standing up for a bit of help from gravity.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Is douching safe?"

Not while operating heavy machinery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost a Butt plug once

Luckily the gentleman I was with that night was an actual GP

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A Hoover.

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

*Or a dyson

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I lost a Butt plug once

Luckily the gentleman I was with that night was an actual GP

Did he tell you to come back in a week?

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

I've now given birth, loads of lube and husband acting as midwife! Fucking things, a bit shaky now (and sore) x

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"I've now given birth, loads of lube and husband acting as midwife! Fucking things, a bit shaky now (and sore) x"

Never mind..at least you know hubby is on the ball

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bin them!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Bin them!"

Or attach some really, really long string.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Just had to look them up to see if they are anything special.

wiki says you can get hollow ones with bells or chimes in them.

Gives a whole new meaning to going like the clappers or to Leslie Philips punch line on seeing some crumpet: "Ding Dong!"

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I've now given birth, loads of lube and husband acting as midwife! Fucking things, a bit shaky now (and sore) x

Never mind..at least you know hubby is on the ball

Brilliant x

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Love you all! Happy Christmas xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Out of interest...do any ladies actually like these things...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Early present and can't get them out. Any ideas please x"
are they still in the box

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

They’ll be on eBay. Nearly new. Used only once

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Just out of interest. Will you be trying them again? Has it put you off or made them more fun?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Star jumps?lots of water and wait"

Water?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Early present and can't get them out. Any ideas please x"

Seriously?

The more you try, the tighter the pelvic floor muscles will clench.

However, when she passes urine, the pelvic floor will have to relax first. Just be prepared to catch...

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

[Removed by poster at 24/12/18 21:59:51]

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Early present and can't get them out. Any ideas please x

Seriously?

The more you try, the tighter the pelvic floor muscles will clench.

However, when she passes urine, the pelvic floor will have to relax first. Just be prepared to catch...

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collander?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you got them out OP- had similar issues with a Beppy after some particularly vigorous sex! It was hiding behind my cervix- such fun!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"[Benwa balls Removed by poster at 24/12/18 21:59:51]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost a Butt plug once

Luckily the gentleman I was with that night was an actual GP

Did he tell you to come back in a week?"

Luckily not. He hardly batted an eye

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"[Benwa balls Removed by poster at 24/12/18 21:59:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out of interest...do any ladies actually like these things... "

Yes. The ones that wobble with the weights inside feel great.

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"[Benwa balls Removed by poster at 24/12/18 21:59:51]

Oh this did make me giggle....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Thank God for that, I can sleep easy in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you use them again, try putting each one inside a condom, to give a bit of grip for retrieval?

I had a pair of the ones with chimes inside. (In a Chinese box - supposedly 'for meditation & exercising the hands').

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By *ovingittwo OP Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Out of interest...do any ladies actually like these things...

Yes. The ones that wobble with the weights inside feel great. "

They actually did nothing for me.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If you use them again, try putting each one inside a condom, to give a bit of grip for retrieval?

I had a pair of the ones with chimes inside. (In a Chinese box - supposedly 'for meditation & exercising the hands')."

I've got some of those I've always wondered what they were actually for.

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