FabSwingers.com forum: Verify Santa

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lot of speculation going around that this Santa character is a fake

Think quite a few of us have a meet lined up with him tomorrow, so leave a verification below if you've ever had the pleasure of a visit from him, and put our minds at ease...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dirty bastard clogged up my chimney breast then scarpered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He ate my pie but you don't want to know what he did with the carrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He emptied his sack on my new carpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't say I'm feeling too reassured so far ha! So he's real but a bit of a wrong 'un?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

He's got a European passport, so may get stuck at the border in 2019. His sacks always dutifully emptied when he pops in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Christmas. Despite refusing offers all year, we're now all desperate for that old, overweight bearded man to come round and empty his sack.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I definitely felt the magic when I had a visit from this chap last year

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Last year I needed a big ladder so I could clear the reindeer crap from the roof guttering. Plus he went through the fridge and nicked my mince pies and carrots.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Arranged a meet but he didn't show. Left a garbled voicemail next day saying something about a naughty list. Complete timewaster. I'd spent ages writing to him with a detailed description of my preferences and everything I wanted. Pretty sure he stole my BMX too. Hey Santa Claus you cunt. Where's me fuckin bike?

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

"Arranged a meet but he didn't show. Left a garbled voicemail next day saying something about a naughty list. Complete timewaster. I'd spent ages writing to him with a detailed description of my preferences and everything I wanted. Pretty sure he stole my BMX too. Hey Santa Claus you cunt. Where's me fuckin bike?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Treat this one with respect boys and girls. He always turns up on time, suited & booted and smelling like cookies.

He does get about a bit though, did my whole street in 5 minutes and there's definitely a Mrs waiting at home.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Last year I needed a big ladder so I could clear the reindeer crap from the roof guttering. Plus he went through the fridge and nicked my mince pies and carrots."

I live in central Derby, we have nothing to be afraid of

It's just those bloody hooved non existent creatures fly past ma window

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