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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amongst the birds and the bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairies

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Fairies "

Oh my god same and a few loved pets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently 4 rogue sheep escaped from the field next door, I am keeping them until they have finished the grass cutting xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Belamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knackered shed full of crappie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fairies

Oh my god same and a few loved pets."

I went out with a woman who believed in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little group of little people they call the poddington peas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice spa pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My garage full of stuff I’ll never need.

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

A body under the compost heap .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little group of little people they call the poddington peas. "

I've now got the theme tune of that stuck in my head.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Fairies

Oh my god same and a few loved pets.

I went out with a woman who believed in them. "

She was away with the fairies eh.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The Flumps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A worm and his name is wiggly woo

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Probably some cat poo. Fairies will have to watch where they step.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new patio to make the most of it being the best sun trap in the garden and least overlooked. Going to be great for nude sunbathing next summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates little sister is the little girl from the fairies at the bottom of you garden ads.. I don't have a garden so nothing....

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

An absolutely amazing view at the bottom of the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A truck tyre.

A metal shed full of parts for motorbikes.

A bird table for the cat as she loves sitting in it.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A pond. And about 19 fishies.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

The garden of the bloke that lives in the house behind me..

What a silly question?

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Koi carp pond and a few buried pets , sadly missed

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

A Leprechaun called Patrick. Oh and a hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A garage with my old motorbikes tucked up for winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot - done bushes and a bit of a hedge. Behind that is an elderly horse called Willow who likes carrots.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Mud. And ducks and geese, hence the mud.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A bloody great big digger and lots of mud and borders.

A few builders too

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By *hil LandererMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A worm!!!

for some reason going Wiggly Woo ???

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

The bodies of all those who sent me a photo of their dick next to a Sky remote

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Dormant strawberry and raspberry plants.

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By *urious and openmindedCouple
over a year ago

under the sea

Decking, hot tub and a huge underused trampoline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bodies of all those who sent me a photo of their dick next to a Sky remote"

Thank fuck I got virgin media.

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By *hil LandererMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"The bodies of all those who sent me a photo of their dick next to a Sky remote"

Lol Now that's a peach of a reply lol

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Cat poo

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A fence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat poo

Buy a product called lion roar.

Cats hate it as you put it around the borders and the animal thinks you have a larger cat in the garden and will stay clear.

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

A shed full of junk and an idle lawnmower..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local allotments on the other side of the fence.

I'm currently in the process of building a 'hut' for my hot tub.

Main structure is up, and it's weatherproof, just fitting out to do really. Tile the floors, get electrics in and fit insulation and I'll be able to fill it up and start using it again

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

The Sea

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Cat poo

Buy a product called lion roar.

Cats hate it as you put it around the borders and the animal thinks you have a larger cat in the garden and will stay clear."

It’s my cats so I’d rather they do it in my garden than my neighbour’s. My uncle gets zoodoo from the zoo near where he lives for his garden

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

My wheelie bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Gimp

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By *yvanwy black wild childTV/TS
over a year ago

Northwich

A portal to another world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A neighbour and her chickens. She does leave me boxes of fresh eggs for free!

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

A places of shadows ruins strange creatures and lost dreams....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little group of little people they call the poddington peas. "

Yay. Saved me doing it lol.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Three chickens live at the bottom of my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amongst the birds and the bees"
my gate what else

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fairies and magic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another little house containing my daughter.

She’s not Rapunzel, she comes and goes freely

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Amongst the birds and the bees"

Honest answer. A grave stone

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Greenhouse then fence.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Herbs. Potatoes. A few broken pegs.

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By *iknaknok42Man
over a year ago

limavady

Thats where i buried all the loot

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Thats where i buried all the loot"

That's where I found it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My garage probably held up purely by the climbing s!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Patterdales. They like to stalk the perimeter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *r n Mrs F xCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"A new patio to make the most of it being the best sun trap in the garden and least overlooked. Going to be great for nude sunbathing next summer

Why do you need a new patio?

Im suspicious now.. are there any bumps in your old one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im surprised no one has mentioned a japanese soldier hiding in the reeds thinking the war is still on

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
over a year ago

Belpre

President trumps brains, it makes great fertilizer, because he always has been a shit for brains, just ask his own sister !!!!!!!!

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Three Christmas trees ...I was hoping they would grow back

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

A greenhouse a pile of fire wood a hook to hang my lumberjack shirt when chopping firewood a hole in the fence so I can peep in my neighbour that's big enough to convert to a glory hole if she catches me and doesn't call the cops.... f

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 big sheds and the pixies

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Smelly neighbours

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Currently, rampaging budhleai bushes.

They've spread from next door, through her rotten fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear Grylls and Ray Mears trying to fight their way through the undergrowth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im surprised no one has mentioned a japanese soldier hiding in the reeds thinking the war is still on

Why would they be in a garden in the UK?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A little group of little people they call the poddington peas.

Yay. Saved me doing it lol. "

Loved that cartoon

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Three pekin bantams in their run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three pekin bantams in their run"

Aww love pekins .

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

Four bee hives

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

Patio. Built it just after my wife disappeared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A motor bike minus the engine

(My next project)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Ford Capri Ghia up on bricks.

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

"Four bee hives "

And soon a tractor

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Currently 4 rogue sheep escaped from the field next door, I am keeping them until they have finished the grass cutting xx "

They'll have your flowers. Sheep aren't totally stupid..they know they can get grass anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Four bee hives

And soon a tractor"

Don't say a grey Fergie?

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Three pekin bantams in their run"

Three pekin bantams in their run

four cockerels, five fattened geese

six piggies black and big bale of hay

etc etc to the tune of "On the 1st day of Christmas"

Couldn't resist it, sorry.

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

A wasps nest!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fence

( an the fucker still owes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonfire (not currently burning)

Broken pegs that fell off the line

Probably some animal shit

Old fences I just replaced

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"A worm and his name is wiggly woo"

hey Swingaling that’s exactly what I was singing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new patio to make the most of it being the best sun trap in the garden and least overlooked. Going to be great for nude sunbathing next summer

Why do you need a new patio?

Im suspicious now.. are there any bumps in your old one?

It used to be a play area with a big trampoline created when my son was younger. Now he’s older and at Uni it was time to reclaim it and make it an ‘adult’ space

Nice to see you again SistaFocker

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By *bwitchedWoman
over a year ago

Batley, West Yorkshire

"A wasps nest!!! "

Us too! Needs dealing with before it gets warm again *sigh*

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"The bodies of all those who sent me a photo of their dick next to a Sky remote"

You should be so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see that far

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not been that far for ages so not sure

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By *miler6969696969Man
over a year ago

Doncaster/Sheffield

My kinky playroom is at the bottom of my garden.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

A vegetable patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A swing frame that really needs to move inside now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A rabbit.

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

"Four bee hives

And soon a tractor

Don't say a grey Fergie?"

No its a Fordson Major

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

A fence! Lol

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Nothing wrong with major but a fergie us tidier around a small garden I got a mower on mine

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

"Nothing wrong with major but a fergie us tidier around a small garden I got a mower on mine"

Oh it will only be here for a service then back to the allotment site

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Can't beat a service down the bottom of the garden....

Don't make like they used to

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

"Can't beat a service down the bottom of the garden....

Don't make like they used to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thicket. I think someone is living in it.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Actually after all this wind, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire contents of my garden are at the bottom of the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

virgin cable distribution centre, other side of the fence

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

Dumfriesish see

A river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fence & Fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My man cave.

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By *allSteveMan
over a year ago

Poole

My sleigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fence!

"The bodies of all those who sent me a photo of their dick next to a Sky remote"

Yikes!

That garden must be huge or really deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines half grass half beach pebbles

So just a fence at the end

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By *logger and Rainbow-AliceCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

An amazing wildlife pond x mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a summer house with a sex swing in it.

;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a summer house with a sex swing in it.

;)"

Oh my my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fence

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Fairies

Oh my god same and a few loved pets.

I went out with a woman who believed in them. "

You don’t believe in them ????

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

A farm at the bottom of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fairies

Oh my god same and a few loved pets.

I went out with a woman who believed in them.

You don’t believe in them ????

How can you not believe in fairies??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My koi pond

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Poddington peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tub ??

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