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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is it? since were starting this is for the next poster.

Large can of Monster energy drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

A cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My son "
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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cat. "
Monster drink spat everywhere cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turntable

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"My son ()"

A Celtic rosette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cushion

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

My cat.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

My purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/12/18 17:03:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A metal nail file.

Ouch

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Mr Mac

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A metal nail file.

Ouch"

Sorry... it’s a pint glass for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lit candle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lit candle! "
sofa cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Desk fan....ouch!

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Vics VapoRub (even I'm thinking OUCH!)

xslutx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lit candle! sofa cushion"

Lynx wake up body wash

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"A lit candle! sofa cushion

Lynx wake up body wash "

My car door. Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My remote control xx lol

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

It’s my 6ft Christmas tree sorry

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full range of chewing gum (sorry, I’m at work )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is hilarious , keep it up folks ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hairdryer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hippo

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Might struggle, a three seater sofa....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma mouse for ma pc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might struggle, a three seater sofa.... "
Gonna need a shit load of lube here

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

An umbrella....

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"Might struggle, a three seater sofa.... Gonna need a shit load of lube here "

Bedside alarm clock.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A jumbo, squeezy, mayonnaise bottle x

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Sofa

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Sorry but it’s wood glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An armchair x

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By *ailorJerryLoversCouple
over a year ago

South Herts

It's a candle. Lit.

Ouch. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

What my window?

Don’t think so

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By *winkleFairyCouple
over a year ago

UK

A sheepskin rug!

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By *ouble featureCouple
over a year ago

Crowthorne

Ashtray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue whale

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dick!

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By *aughtyGent86Man
over a year ago

Stockport

A globe

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"A globe "

The cat?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clip on desk lamp

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Sky Remote (ouch)

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Tv remote

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By *lutchieMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

The oven im cooking sausages for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tub of my daughter's kinetic sand. Lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Christmas tree complete with baubles, tinsel and a lit up fairy on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas tree complete with baubles, tinsel and a lit up fairy on top"

TV remote....ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whisk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A whisk.. "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"A whisk.. "

My dogs just come and sat by me

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cushion "

Remote - sorry

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Hungry hungry hippos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son "
same here lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

A Canon MP492 printer.... brace yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Franks red hot sauce

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

My sofa.. Sorry but let me scotch guard it first please

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Bedside lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Canon MP492 printer.... brace yourself! "
Good god!

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

A virgin media remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A towel rail

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By *arrahLeeMajorsCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

Bowl of pot purri!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

The sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hungry hungry hippos "

Yikes

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

Tractor, wowsers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Table

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Table"
the cat

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Mr potato head R2D2!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger balm

Should that be lid on or off?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Christmas sofa cushion... Can you please have it dry cleaned before you return it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

large bluetooth headphones....... ouch ..... wireless tho ...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Another Sky Remote...cock sized apparently!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry! Scissors and duck tape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas sofa cushion... Can you please have it dry cleaned before you return it? "

Bugger was hoping for a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A TV remote and a vape.... Sorry... But you might be able to blow smoke rings while changing channel!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Another Sky Remote...cock sized apparently!! "
lol

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A TV remote and a vape.... Sorry... But you might be able to blow smoke rings while changing channel! "

Is that what they mean by blowing smoke up someone's arse?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A TV remote and a vape.... Sorry... But you might be able to blow smoke rings while changing channel!

Is that what they mean by blowing smoke up someone's arse?! "
Glitter bows and sellotape

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By *mbeMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

Shepherds Pie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spiral bound notepad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of shiraz

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Box set of 1966 Batman tv series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile phone

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

The sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A table and four chairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An electric fan

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Christmas tree

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By *andEmCouple
over a year ago

wigan

PlayStation controller

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

[Removed by poster at 16/12/18 18:59:20]

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Bedside cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of quality street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it? since were starting this is for the next poster.

Large can of Monster energy drink "

My second thing would be a large can of Monster! Juiced (yellow one)

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

A radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dining table sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Side table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My late mothers ashes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 ft Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bend over Hot buttered crumpet heading your way

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Bend over Hot buttered crumpet heading your way "

50 inch plasma TV.

Brace yourself......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bend over Hot buttered crumpet heading your way

50 inch plasma TV.

Brace yourself......"

Christmas tree

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Pringles tube.

Salt and vinegar flavour if that helps.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"A Canon MP492 printer.... brace yourself! Good god!"

Yeah, the joys of having a desktop!

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Tv remote lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mince pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car door? Good luck everybody!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Cushion

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Cushion"

Xmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scented candle.. and it's lit

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"A scented candle.. and it's lit "

A bottle of Jack Daniels but bottom first so I can still drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathroom sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A scented candle.. and it's lit

A bottle of Jack Daniels but bottom first so I can still drink it "

Kinky.. and greedy!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A large wine glass. Just let me get the wine out of it first, then bend over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza cutter wheelie thing.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I like that water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A door

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Pizza cutter wheelie thing. "

Chest of drawers...ouch

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

Near Okehampton.

our A3 Printer...sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"our A3 Printer...sorry"

That'll be fun to explain in A&E

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sweet and sour chicken balls

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Sweet and sour chicken balls "

Soup bowl

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

TJ the cat may be in for a bit of a shock lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"TJ the cat may be in for a bit of a shock lol "

My glasses..

Good thing I've got a spare pair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work bag.....

It’s heavy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolled up pair of socks. Chunky knit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitchen door

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Rolled up pair of socks. Chunky knit. "

Santa sweet box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of cherry Pepsi max.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

A tampon bin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tampon bin x "

Eww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A collie

Never going to happen to my dogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hubby "

Works for me but technically I stole him from Chloe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll of 2 inch wide gloss red packaging tape...

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

A bookshelf

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Christmas Tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

My hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hubby"
how novel...a sky remote

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A chair?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mojito jar

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

A bicycle helmet or a laptop..... your choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A table lamp

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Fridge freezer

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hubby"

I'll return him safely to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot chocolate "

A burning hot radiator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A DeWalt drill

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

My wardrobe

I’ve seen all sorts in A&E but a butternut squash was the best ( had to go to theatres )

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over a year ago

Hiliarous this thread.... My car keys up yours!!

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over a year ago

Sorry Magical, but it's the sky remote for you......

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over a year ago

Feel sorry for the person above... taxi driver up yer balloon knot.

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over a year ago

Horny guy not sure this is strictly legal but to the right of me is my dog...

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