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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Well I've been up to my elbow trying to clear a blocked drain this afternoon and Jesus the smell was horrific , as was the Olympic Level swearing out of me.

Seriously it smelt like dead people. I've showered, hair washed, lit a joss stick and still feel like I can smell it.

Urgh!

What's the worst smell you've ever encountered?

(And the bloody drain is still blocked)

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

3 month old mass graves.

On a lighter note, I hope you drain sorts its act out and you finally manage to get rid of the smell.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Walking past any branch of Lush.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a dead rat.

Worst smell, dead rats in the walls/drains of my old flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotten chicken. I used to deal with the out of date food in a supermarket. It's meant to get cleared out daily but my colleague was off so it had been left a week. I'll never forget the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken factory

Where they make like chickens into dead ones

Doing the floors in the place while they still working

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Well I unblock drains all the time aswell as many other jobs but worst is when you have to clean a house after someone has been dead for a few weeks and there body has started to decompose the smell is horrific as well as there skin and hair still been stuck to wherever they have died thankfully not very often I get empty houses like this but have in the past and sure I will again

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Road kill stunk.Now that's smell takes a lot of beating.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Rotten chicken. I used to deal with the out of date food in a supermarket. It's meant to get cleared out daily but my colleague was off so it had been left a week. I'll never forget the smell "

Oh God I know that smell. My nan had off chicken in her fridge once. Once smelt never forgotten ( the chicken, not my nan).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s why I gave up plumbing taking out toilets is worst as you get other people’s shit on your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead heifer that we pulled from a ditch, god knows how long she'd been there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walking past any branch of Lush.

A"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A body that had been in the sea for 3weeks it was horrendous to see and smell

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"A body that had been in the sea for 3weeks it was horrendous to see and smell"

Poor thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A body that had been in the sea for 3weeks it was horrendous to see and smell

Poor thing."
he'd fallen off the ferry to Amsterdam while d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boyfriends pretty bad sometimes...

But enemas at my work are the worst!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

A fishy fanny was gross. the woman herself was clean and well presented, but between her legs, something had died

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I used to be a farmer and have caught some horrendous smells from dead things that have been there a while.

I don't think I've ever encountered a worse smell than someone with rotten teeth though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fish behind car radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of desperation in this place.

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By *ndrew025Man
over a year ago

west lancs

In a funeral parlour. One of the coffins had leaked fluid and my job was to clean it up. No windows or nothing

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"fish behind car radiator"

I (and friends) once hid some prawns in the hem of curtains in another friends house as a prank - that wasnt pretty at all and his mum didnt thank us....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat shit.

And I don't own a fuckibg cat!

Next doors cat occasionaly uses my lawn as a toilet. Bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat shit.

And I don't own a fuckibg cat!

Next doors cat occasionaly uses my lawn as a toilet. Bastard!"

My cat was sick once at top of the stairs. I got up to see what the smell was , slipped on it, fell down the stairs smashing the banister.

I could smell it on my foot all day

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By *uicy78Woman
over a year ago

King's Lynn

when my dog rolled in a dead seal on local salt marsh and having to have travel home with all the car windows open.., took over a week of daily bathing him to eventually remove the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when my dog rolled in a dead seal on local salt marsh and having to have travel home with all the car windows open.., took over a week of daily bathing him to eventually remove the smell "

Grim

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

I used to be a cobbler and the smell from some of the older customer shoes was disgusting. We had to fabrezz them before we repaired them.

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

I hope you get the sink unblocked love xx

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"when my dog rolled in a dead seal on local salt marsh and having to have travel home with all the car windows open.., took over a week of daily bathing him to eventually remove the smell "

Oh we had a stupid Labrador that rolled in a dead seagull once, the smell was awful. She also rolled in fox poop too.

That was bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crater of a Volcano I went to one on Nisoross and the smell of Sulphur (rotten eggs) was choking

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Hamster vom. Such a foul smell from a tiny little creature.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Hamster vom. Such a foul smell from a tiny little creature."

Really? Who knew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love labs me. Great dogs.

Eats plate of spag bol in seconds

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Love labs me. Great dogs.

Eats plate of spag bol in seconds "

Ours used to love fruit, would pinch apples and watermelon.

And was partial to a cup of tea.

Daft old bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinning a dead calf and cut the guts. It was dark and raining and working by head torch.

Rotten calves and lambs being born.

Rotten eggs that pop.

Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rotting horse in a roadside ditch just outside Cairo, that was bad

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My little cat's litter tray after she's had a dump after eating iams. I have a three storey house and her tray is in the downstairs loo and I can smell it from the top floor. How something so small can produce such a stink is beyond me: it makes us gag!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded dragon turd. Dear God it takes your breath away

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little cat's litter tray after she's had a dump after eating iams. I have a three storey house and her tray is in the downstairs loo and I can smell it from the top floor. How something so small can produce such a stink is beyond me: it makes us gag!!! "

It's true. Iams does that to cats

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Transporting 6 puppies who peeped, pooped and were sick for the whole 4 hours of travelling. Not pleasant.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with chemicals so we have some lovely smelling ones and ones that are revolting one that makes me feel sick is p-Toluenesulfonyl chloride it’s lovely if it’s the other side of the lab smells like coconut but if you working with it it’s so concentrated it makes you sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hamster vom. Such a foul smell from a tiny little creature.

Really? Who knew!"

It’s the little comments that really make the forums for me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A dead bloated badger on the side of the road in summer, I was on my bike and the smell hit me about 20 yards away, the worst bit was all the flies buzzing round that I had to ride through

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

blood stomach contents effluant and diesel after attending the aftermath of a railcrash .not something i ever want to go through again

k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst smell I can remember from the top of my head was when I was at Blackpool Pleasure Beach some years back. I was on the Ghost Train and after the ride's small drop, there was this awful smell. It actually smelt like something had died so as soon as I got off the ride, I let one of the ride attendants about the horrible smell and where it was coming from on the ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dead bloated badger on the side of the road in summer, I was on my bike and the smell hit me about 20 yards away, the worst bit was all the flies buzzing round that I had to ride through "

thought you were talking about me then and our night together. i'll let you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to inspect landfill sites

Horrific in summer heat

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Decomposing bodies, I could still get hints of the smell hours later.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

A savoury snacks factory.

The Pork scratchings room was wall to wall in pig fat and the smell was truly gruesome.

Got even worse during the summer months.

Enjoy your scratchings later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids puke closely followed by a blocked drain ,both had me gagging ,I had to take a deep breath before tackling both,op scrub under your nails as possible you got some mank still under them hence why I can smell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in my student days I worked for a month clearing blocked sewers with a bucket and shovel .

They said you will get used to the smell .. hell no you never do .

Bath and a long shower every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young woman forgot she had a tampon inside for 3 days. Male doctor removed it. The smell on the whole floor was unreal.. I felt sorry for him. She was embarrassed as hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread has officially killed any horn I had going tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helped a neighbour clean up after he'd been In hospital for 6 weeks and let the leccy go off. His chest freezer was chock full of meat. I will never, ever forget that smell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeeez this is worse than the things stuck up your bum thread from yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young woman forgot she had a tampon inside for 3 days. Male doctor removed it. The smell on the whole floor was unreal.. I felt sorry for him. She was embarrassed as hell."

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.think im gonna be sick

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Road kill stunk.Now that's smell takes a lot of beating."

Was in an self exploration training in Arizona when the camp dog had an interaction with a skunk.

It used to sneak in to the tents at night, well not that night it didn’t.

It was like rotting/festering garlic rolled in bovine fermented excreted diarrhoea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fish behind car radiator

I (and friends) once hid some prawns in the hem of curtains in another friends house as a prank - that wasnt pretty at all and his mum didnt thank us.... "

Funny you should mention that because I read a story about a woman who got revenge on her cheating boyfriend by putting prawns in one of the curtain poles in his flat before splitting up with him.

Eventually he moved because of the smell and the poor bloke took the curtain pole with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly bum toys lol

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Road kill stunk.Now that's smell takes a lot of beating.

Was in an self exploration training in Arizona when the camp dog had an interaction with a skunk.

It used to sneak in to the tents at night, well not that night it didn’t.

It was like rotting/festering garlic rolled in bovine fermented excreted diarrhoea.

"

I've always wondered what skunk smelt like....Urgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got revenge on work mates constantly eating my cakes.

so i bought some chocolate eclairs and left them behind the radiator at home for 2 weeks.

they smelt like sewage, so sealed them back up and left them on the fridge for the thief.

he was off work the rest of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got revenge on work mates constantly eating my cakes.

so i bought some chocolate eclairs and left them behind the radiator at home for 2 weeks.

they smelt like sewage, so sealed them back up and left them on the fridge for the thief.

he was off work the rest of the week "
lucky u didn't get sacked for gross misconduct lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Someone elses breath that is, how can I put this, not fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I had the misfortune as part of my then career to smell a dead body that was discovered some time post death. It still haunts me now on occasion

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There was this hot fart I did once.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to the loo at work withing the allocated 45 minutes after a guy has been in there for 20 minutes....

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By *queekyCheesyCouple
over a year ago

newark

Mr here - as a plumber.. Trust me you haven't smelt anything near what you think is bad lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

The guts bins from the processing when I used to work on a fish farm were pretty special.

We used to put them in screw top barrels on a pallet and then pick the lot up with a matbro and someone would stand on the pallet and empty them into a muck spreader. My boss fell in once. We made him go home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good try but you’re not going to deter me, op! I still fancy you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rotting body

A guy who lived accross from us died in his bath he got found two weeks later by police as neighbours hadn't seen nor heard him it was mid summer the stench was unreal

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"A rotting body

A guy who lived accross from us died in his bath he got found two weeks later by police as neighbours hadn't seen nor heard him it was mid summer the stench was unreal "

That reminds me - a three day old maggoty dead sheep that kind of "popped" when I threw it into the back of the truck.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decomposing bodies...no question. Burned ones aren't much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a pasta soup and took it to work sealed in a tupperware container. Forgot about it and found it 6 months later. What I should have done was just chucked it in the bin but no curiousity got the better of me and I just had to open it to see what is smelt like. How I wished I hadn't and how the rest of the office wished I hadn't either.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I still feel like I can smell it. Even after a shower and multiple hand washes. Urgh.

Some one suggested milk on my hands. Off to try that.

Bleurgh.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

bleech for hand washing

but use some vicks under nose just a small amount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A general one for me is vomit, that acrid bile smell makes my stomach turn.

Two other encounters ive had are my god-daughters nappy. It was the first time id ever had to change a pooey one and sods law she had to do a monster dump. She burned off all the oxygen in the room. The other one was a friends dog who had passed away and it was laying in the bathroom covered by a towel waiting to be collected by a pet cremater. She needed help carrying him as he was a big dog and when we lifted the towel off him the smell hit me because he was already starting to break down inside and leak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walking past any branch of Lush.

A"

This I have to avoid completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr here - as a plumber.. Trust me you haven't smelt anything near what you think is bad lol"

You have never been to Dakka Bangladesh

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"There was this hot fart I did once....."

Oops, did you sneak out a Shart Granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women farting lol

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The milk trick worked, who knew!

Handy to know.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

A decomposing body ....waiting for the undertaker to collect on the hottest day of the year ... trying to keep it cool with fans ......without much success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The smell of desperation in this place."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rotting body

A guy who lived accross from us died in his bath he got found two weeks later by police as neighbours hadn't seen nor heard him it was mid summer the stench was unreal

That reminds me - a three day old maggoty dead sheep that kind of "popped" when I threw it into the back of the truck....."

Oh that's disgusting I would not have wanted to see or smell that can't stand maggots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet after a14hr day

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Burning hair.

Even worse when it's the hair up your nose

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