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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. a Cards Direct Christmas card you bought for 10p in the January sales last year ..

What other dubious signs of affection can you think of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving someone a present, that you received the year before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard Creams.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

A new hoover

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Your last Rolo

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

A Hammer Drill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bunch of carnations from the reduced section at the BP garage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking their plate clean to save her washing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bunch of carnations from the reduced section at the BP garage. "

I've had a bunch of them.

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

A slap in face with a wet fish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those blue surgical slippers you get in hospitals

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Receiving the present back that you sent them last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swapping your Bridget Jones' for a thong in the middle of winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand me downs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A diamond

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

A cuddle and a cheeky bum squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving someone a present, that you received the year before "

And then you realise you have it back to the person who gave it to you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A Hammer Drill"

An ex of mine bought me a sander for Xmas once

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A gift basket of hotel toiletries.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

cummin in their ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gift basket of hotel toiletries. "

And a hamper of out of date food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flowers from gas station.

And a bottle of toilet duck

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A cook book and a set of Asda’s finest pots and pans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of date chicken

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh, a generic gift voucher and a comment in the card about you being so hard to buy for because you're so unfriendly.

It happened to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a birthday present , the wrapping was a Boots meal deal bag!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I had a birthday present , the wrapping was a Boots meal deal bag! "

Lol!

I know people who do carrier bags as wrapping so more money can go on the gift. That's kind of an opt in thing though, you don't spring it on someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gift basket of hotel toiletries.

And a hamper of out of date food

A hamper full of hotel tea bags, coffee sachets and packets of two biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a birthday present , the wrapping was a Boots meal deal bag!

Lol!

I know people who do carrier bags as wrapping so more money can go on the gift. That's kind of an opt in thing though, you don't spring it on someone. "

It wasn’t so they spent more on the present. I’ll laugh about it in years to come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lending a hand when the bog roll runs out

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A new set of windscreen wiper blades and a pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks in the wrong size from sports direct from your own mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped. "

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now? "

10 Benson & Hedges then?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My mum bought me a new cordless hoover for Christmas this year.

My son washed my Dyson in the shower!

After using a crap cylinder hoover for the last couple months, I'm over the moon!

My mum is ace x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…. a new pair of Marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now?

10 Benson & Hedges then?

It's no longer possible to buy cigarettes in packs of 10.

It's almost as if the Government wants people to smoke more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of chocs they know you can't eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A razor when u have a beard

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Hubby coming home with nice bottle of red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now?

10 Benson & Hedges then?

It's no longer possible to buy cigarettes in packs of 10.

It's almost as if the Government wants people to smoke more."

You can tell I’m a non smoker can’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to the pub, see ya.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Holding your hair back for you whilst being sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting down on a warm loo seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting down on a warm loo seat

Having a wee while someone's in the shower

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearing up their vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 Benson & Hedges and a 4 pack of Happy Shopper lager. Giftwrapped.

Do you know how much Benson and Hedges cost now?

10 Benson & Hedges then?

It's no longer possible to buy cigarettes in packs of 10.

It's almost as if the Government wants people to smoke more.

You can tell I’m a non smoker can’t you?

I am too but I sometimes get them for other people.

I was shocked to find out they were only €24 for 200 in Gran Canaria. They would be £80+ over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving her a pair of shoes that you used to take a profile pic with

#fakenews

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By *teveukkentMan
over a year ago

Local

Take your washing for them to clean and iron

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A dog

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A naked booby hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The song "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" by U2 being the newly weds first dance..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hastily wrapped gift in crumpled just ripped off another present and reused wrapping paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The song "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" by U2 being the newly weds first dance..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizz in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jizz in the eye

Christ that stings

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I had a Le Creuset frying pan in my xmas stocking one year lol!

Luckily for me that meant it was a very large xmas sticking, and full of other gifts!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Anel

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Giving someone a present that you won in a raffle which had previously been won in another raffle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the advert.

Give her something she will love.

Buy her a hoover

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A shared plot in the cemetery

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A shared plot in the cemetery "

They are almost BOGOF you know lol!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"A shared plot in the cemetery

They are almost BOGOF you know lol!

Especially if you go one on top of the other rather than side by side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jizz in the eye

Christ that stings

Lol I can't say I've been on the receiving end. So far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a Le Creuset frying pan in my xmas stocking one year lol!

Luckily for me that meant it was a very large xmas sticking, and full of other gifts!

They are too heavy for me to cook with .

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I had a Le Creuset frying pan in my xmas stocking one year lol!

Luckily for me that meant it was a very large xmas sticking, and full of other gifts!

They are too heavy for me to cook with ."

It was too much I agree...was pretty bloody funny when he heaved the stocking onto the bed xmas morning too lol!

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

Last year's calender

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

Flowers.... from the garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hobo wife sucking a hobo hubbys poo penis

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Washing up gloves for a lady; Hey, it’s a practical gift though right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing up gloves for a lady; Hey, it’s a practical gift though right?

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iv done that before

and a toaster

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Washing up gloves for a lady; Hey, it’s a practical gift though right?

iv done that before

and a toaster

He he - What was her subsequent reaction?

Add an iron and ironing board to the list to

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A spice rack.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

When someone thoughtfully tells you "I'd give it a few minutes" as they exit the bathroom

swooooon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Herpes...

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"A Hammer Drill"

Don't knock it

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Herpes..."

Attending the STD clinic together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a step ladder once from my uncle, to be fair its very handy as I'm only 5ft so now I can change my own lightbulbs.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"A spice rack."

Pretty spicy rack you've got there Minnie

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Lidl 'Value' condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lidl 'Value' condoms"

Hell yeah ! Using them behind the shop to be sure they are all right

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