FabSwingers.com forum: Like anal sex with Hitler...

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A European guy that I work with has the most amazing profanities and just came out with this one...

Tea. Everywhere.

What are the best ones that you've heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t beat that - but I’m certainly stealing it!

Brilliant!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I can’t beat that - but I’m certainly stealing it!

Brilliant! "

It certainly escalated quickly!

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By *NT LoversCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Warrington

Filthier than Tarzan's feet !

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

"Filthier than Tarzan's feet !"

Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a burst couch is always my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish people seem to swear a lot.

Very interesting language

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Was this profanity suppose to reflect positively or negatively the event/thing it was in relation to?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Was this profanity suppose to reflect positively or negatively the event/thing it was in relation to?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Was this profanity suppose to reflect positively or negatively the event/thing it was in relation to? "

It was said in a humorous context in relation to something he didn't want to have to do

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Drive it like you stole it.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

I hope your next poo is a hedgehog.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I hope your next poo is a hedgehog. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch porn on my flat screen mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t do heroin it’s been up some smack rats arse.

This should be the anti drugs campaign

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"A European guy that I work with has the most amazing profanities and just came out with this one...

Tea. Everywhere.

What are the best ones that you've heard? "

I’m confused!

Was Hitler reputed to be good at anal sex? Or bad at it? I’ve tried google but information on this is sparse!

I’m unsure whether to use the above quote to describe a thing as good - or bad?

Does anyone know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off the top off my head, no I can't. I will have a wee think.... To be continued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Australian colleague who when asked if he had turned up for a specific job such as rebuilding the server stack would reply in broad 'strine

"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"A European guy that I work with has the most amazing profanities and just came out with this one...

Tea. Everywhere.

What are the best ones that you've heard?

I’m confused!

Was Hitler reputed to be good at anal sex? Or bad at it? I’ve tried google but information on this is sparse!

I’m unsure whether to use the above quote to describe a thing as good - or bad?

Does anyone know?

It was meant to be the worst thing imaginable; "Doing that would be like having anal sex with Hitler!"

I can't imagine too many people would think that getting intimate with the fuhrer would be a good thing, excluding Eva Braun of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Australian colleague who when asked if he had turned up for a specific job such as rebuilding the server stack would reply in broad 'strine

"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders""

Christ. Don't let her here you say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina like a Boars throat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Australian comedian I heard a long time ago said of someone he didn't want to sleep with, "I'd rather fuck a Black snake with a festered arsehole....as long as someone holds it's head".

I always liked that one

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Taken to calling people 'Twunt' recently. When I can't decide if they're a bigger twat or....Well you get the idea haha!

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

"I hope your next poo is a hedgehog. "
and it comes out backwards

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I hope your next poo is a hedgehog. and it comes out backwards

porcupine poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slapped around like a red headed step child

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

He didn't just fall through the ugly tree smacking every branch on his way through it, he actually bungee jumped through it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Like flinging a sausage up a close.'

A not very nice way to describe loose lady bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope your next poo is a hedgehog. "

Your humour is spiky.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I hope your next poo is a hedgehog.

Your humour is spiky."

Sharp and to the point

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Like a bogey you just can't flick off your finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"slapped around like a red headed step child

That profile pic made me think of vogue models back in the 80's

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

I,d rather wipe my arse with a broken bottle.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Spudfaced chancer

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By *eckycreweslutTV/TS
over a year ago

crewe

dont drink water! fish fuck in it!

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