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By *rtmarsh OP   Man
over a year ago

Stewarton

Just wondering if there are any freaks on here that are on the Porsche forums.

Bit random I know but just wanted to try out the forum to see how it worked and I can't sleep.

T

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My cousin had one back in the 70's

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I had a lover in a Porche once does that count??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I had a lover in a Porche once does that count?? "

Define "lover"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too low for me; I struggle to get in and out of them.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I had a lover in a Porche once does that count??

Define "lover"?"

It was more of a lengthy snog actually, but I did have my feet out the roof of it at 4am, haha!

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By *rtmarsh OP   Man
over a year ago

Stewarton


"I had a lover in a Porche once does that count??

Define "lover"?

It was more of a lengthy snog actually, but I did have my feet out the roof of it at 4am, haha! "

Damn I wouldnt risk you scratching my paint work lol unless you were wearing carpet slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a porche carrera for a couple of years and to be honest nothing great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was stuck behind one doing 25mph in a 40 zone, they either drive a one extreme or the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a 996 turbo or even a Cayman S but sadly, with two kids, it’s not exactly practical. Owned a M3 for 5 years, that’s probably the closest car to a Porsche that I’ll ever own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sloping front bonnet on the older 911s was the perfect design for sex. The lady could lay back on it and you could stop her slipping down by hooking her legs over your arms and putting your hands on each headlamp. Be too vigorous though and you would dent the bonnet which would be tricky to explian to the repair man.

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By *rtmarsh OP   Man
over a year ago

Stewarton


"The sloping front bonnet on the older 911s was the perfect design for sex. The lady could lay back on it and you could stop her slipping down by hooking her legs over your arms and putting your hands on each headlamp. Be too vigorous though and you would dent the bonnet which would be tricky to explian to the repair man.

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Screw that I'd not risk that on mine lol. I'd put a rug in the frunk though to lay on the ground!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I had a lover in a Porche once does that count??

Define "lover"?

It was more of a lengthy snog actually, but I did have my feet out the roof of it at 4am, haha!

Damn I wouldnt risk you scratching my paint work lol unless you were wearing carpet slippers "

I was barefoot...

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I want a porche, will provide some overhead shelter when visitors are stood outside my front door when it's raining

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By *rtmarsh OP   Man
over a year ago

Stewarton


"I had a lover in a Porche once does that count??

Define "lover"?

It was more of a lengthy snog actually, but I did have my feet out the roof of it at 4am, haha!

Damn I wouldnt risk you scratching my paint work lol unless you were wearing carpet slippers

I was barefoot... "

Very innocent

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By *ugzyMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Ive Got Porsche engine in my beetle does that count

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By *hristeresa12Couple
over a year ago

Totnes


"The sloping front bonnet on the older 911s was the perfect design for sex. The lady could lay back on it and you could stop her slipping down by hooking her legs over your arms and putting your hands on each headlamp. Be too vigorous though and you would dent the bonnet which would be tricky to explian to the repair man."
...or your wife

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Hubbys got a classic 928 gathering dust in the garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive Got Porsche engine in my beetle does that count

"

no

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"The sloping front bonnet on the older 911s was the perfect design for sex. The lady could lay back on it and you could stop her slipping down by hooking her legs over your arms and putting your hands on each headlamp. Be too vigorous though and you would dent the bonnet which would be tricky to explian to the repair man."

Nah..the perfect design for sex is a reasonable size campervan: comfy to wait around in... decent bed, bathroom to hand, coffee facilities, music/lights if the mood takes you...bit of dogging: open the curtains/blinds...full dogging...open the windows/doors...what's not to like?

Get one with a roof that raises/lowers so height barriers aren't quite the problem that they are for fixed roofs.

Note to self: finish the house reno and get the van back on the road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering if there are any freaks on here that are on the Porsche forums.

Bit random I know but just wanted to try out the forum to see how it worked and I can't sleep.

T "

Nah - prefer substance over style in my useable fast car. Plus the engine is in the wrong place in most of them.

Hence why I have always been in the Nissan Skyline/GT-R camp.

That being said, the 911 RSR GTEs sounded amazing when I went to Le Mans this year.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm with shave me I prefer the gtr and with a bit of tweeking you can get amazing results like 1200bhp never liked porsche there a bit like a go cart feel every bump in the road not very comfortable at all

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd love to have one if that counts

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

Had two and looking for another one now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby had a late 912...then a 914...couldn’t bring himself to get a 9-eleven. So sold the 914 and got back into his bikes

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