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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! I’ve been doing it ALL wrong for years!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Number 5: But.....but my feet are cold...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

11. When your wife ask you to bend over never fart in her face as she pegs you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Number 5: But.....but my feet are cold...

You can warm them up between my thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

No 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 7 is more something a woman should be aware of - and not do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

Number 7. THE ACCURACY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Number 7. THE ACCURACY

Haha. That said 50% but I changed it to 90

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Number 5: But.....but my feet are cold...

You can warm them up between my thighs "

Foo foo foot warming.....kinky - I likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to do number six and number nine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good read. Have me a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you know i actually have fucking socks!?!?

They have rubber on the soles to provide extra purchase!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Number 7. THE ACCURACY

Haha. That said 50% but I changed it to 90

90%l is still too low

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Number 7 is so true. The human brain is an idiot some time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very funny x

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over a year ago

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

point 7... only 90% of the time???

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

So if I pick this up right...

Wash my socks

File down my genitals

When she’s about to cum, shout out her best friend’s name

Use my lottery ticket instead of anal beads

Got it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Channeling Coupling's Jeff Murdock:

"When exactly do you take your socks off?

My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 7

Men should always make the woman orgasm first as they have thousands more sensual nerves and feeling they than men do....plus it's highly likely due to that that most women can repeat orgasm...so men just keep the discipline if you feel like you can't hold out anymore lol.

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Number 6, I'm actually in stitches reading that. Nice one OP xx

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Channeling Coupling's Jeff Murdock:

"When exactly do you take your socks off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Number 7. THE ACCURACY

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wrong

il just tell u to cum again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like no.3 - the advice, not the oopsing!

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm ok with number 5,

I don't possess socks specifically designed for fucking, when I have a Fuck I just wear a normal pair from primark..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm ok with number 5,

I don't possess socks specifically designed for fucking, when I have a Fuck I just wear a normal pair from primark.."

Sexy!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Great post

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The socks one needs to be at the top lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

11. When getting ready to go out with a woman. Don’t start getting dressed until you hear her blow dryer go on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

Point 5:

What about the ankle monitor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 if you know you’re going to have sex in an hours time, have a wank now... all parties will be grateful

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

I’d love if a guy did number 6 it would be hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a proper spit take at number 6

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My ex was number 7,any hint that I was close and bang...game over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone brave enough to start a ten things ladies should know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Number 7. THE ACCURACY

Haha. That said 50% but I changed it to 90

Especially no 3, genuinely done that more than once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Number 7. THE ACCURACY

Haha. That said 50% but I changed it to 90

Especially no 3, genuinely done that more than once. "

Yeah, yeah. Accident

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Love it

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Absolutely brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

Oh....

i thought that was standard procedure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone brave enough to start a ten things ladies should know?"

I Dare you

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.

It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone brave enough to start a ten things ladies should know?

I Dare you "
guy already did it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.

It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..

I know. I don’t half pick em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.

It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..

I know. I don’t half pick em

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well iv been offering to change your fortunes ages hurry and build the teleporter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.

It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..

I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark here, but I’m guessing this might be a copy and paste job from something like Facebook

I don’t think it’s *100%* serious ...

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

Hahah beast mode

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

9 could be changed to

Do not pull out anal beads like you're starting a chain saw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.

It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..

I know. I don’t half pick em

well iv been offering to change your fortunes ages hurry and build the teleporter"

I’ve got my private jet revving up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11. When your wife ask you to bend over never fart in her face as she pegs you "
..Thank god that never happens when she does it or I'd be walking like John Wayne for the rest of my life

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over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails.

Wow..... some men are clueless lol. You picked some right A£@eholes there.

It wouldn’t be in my Nature to behave in any of those ways as I have more respect for women (and people in general)..

I know. I don’t half pick em

well iv been offering to change your fortunes ages hurry and build the teleporter

I’ve got my private jet revving up

"
about bloody time

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "
11. When women say they are fine or something is fine, they do not mean it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. 11. When women say they are fine or something is fine, they do not mean it!"

12. When choking a woman during sex , when she grabs your hand... you’re choking her too hard...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"1. If she asks you who your fantasy fuck is don’t say her best friend/sister

2. Wash your genitals

3. One does not just oops it in the back door

4. It is an unspoken law to alert your partner before you cum

5. Take off your fucking socks

6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

9. If using anal beads do not pull them out and shout the winning power ball numbers are ....

10. File/cut your fingernails. "

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha when she starts slapping your thigh she’s going to pass out through orgasms, ease off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha when she starts slapping your thigh she’s going to pass out through orgasms, ease off!

I thought that was like the final furlong of the national and it meant go as fast as you can..... NOW!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Haha when she starts slapping your thigh she’s going to pass out through orgasms, ease off!

So that's what that was!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

12. Unless your name is Barry Scott.

Then don't cum all over her lovely tits and shout! "Bang! And the dirt is gone!"

Not only is it unfunny, but reminding her about cleaning your mess in the kitchen and bathroom at home, is such a passion killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha when she starts slapping your thigh she’s going to pass out through orgasms, ease off!

I thought that was like the final furlong of the national and it meant go as fast as you can..... NOW!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha when she starts slapping your thigh she’s going to pass out through orgasms, ease off!

So that's what that was!

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

11. Following Coitus, don't wipe your cock on her curtain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone brave enough to start a ten things ladies should know?"

Do it!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Anyone brave enough to start a ten things ladies should know?

Do it!

Already have

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over a year ago

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

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6. When switching from any position to doggy style do not yell beast mode at the top of your voice

7. 90% of the time a woman saying don’t stop I’m gonna cum will make you cum and ruin it for her.

8. The difference between fetish and felony is checking beforehand

6. What gaming retard says that?

7. Keep doing that means exactly exactly that. Not faster deeper etc

8. And getting caught haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. 7, similar! It puts me off my rhythm... 'Don't stop I'm gonna cum!', 'No, no you're not ... sorry...'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. 7, similar! It puts me off my rhythm... 'Don't stop I'm gonna cum!', 'No, no you're not ... sorry...'

Ha yep. Sometimes it’s best to not say. Don’t stop that doesn’t mean totally change what you’re doing!

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

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It sounds like Women need to stop saying :

‘Don’t Stop, I’m about to cum’.

If it is NOT said out loud, then there is a good possibility nothing will change, therefore it will be better for the woman in the end.

In addition, when you say to a man :

‘I’m about to cum’,

Sometimes it’s so erotic to hear that and it makes a man cum immediately.

Not only that, because if they hear it, they may also automatically change what they are doing and ‘speed up’ to quickly reach their goal

(it’s Male Human Instinct that women like yourself don’t realise).

It’s like running a Marathon, they see the finish line (which is ‘I’m about to cum’), so they speed up the last stretch.

When all the man needs to do is simply not change what they are doing.

To conclude :

1) Women, don’t tell the man you are about to cum, because you will ruin it for yourself.

2) Men, if the woman does say it, then carry on the same. Do not change your rhythm, angle of entry, or penetration depth, etc. etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7. Kind of makes me concentrate more, like a Zen master lol.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"7. Kind of makes me concentrate more, like a Zen master lol. "

Or go "i'm pushing you over the edge now"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It sounds like Women need to stop saying :

‘Don’t Stop, I’m about to cum’.

If it is NOT said out loud, then there is a good possibility nothing will change, therefore it will be better for the woman in the end.

In addition, when you say to a man :

‘I’m about to cum’,

Sometimes it’s so erotic to hear that and it makes a man cum immediately.

Not only that, because if they hear it, they may also automatically change what they are doing and ‘speed up’ to quickly reach their goal

(it’s Male Human Instinct that women like yourself don’t realise).

It’s like running a Marathon, they see the finish line (which is ‘I’m about to cum’), so they speed up the last stretch.

When all the man needs to do is simply not change what they are doing.

To conclude :

1) Women, don’t tell the man you are about to cum, because you will ruin it for yourself.

2) Men, if the woman does say it, then carry on the same. Do not change your rhythm, angle of entry, or penetration depth, etc. etc.

spot on

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"It sounds like Women need to stop saying :

‘Don’t Stop, I’m about to cum’.

If it is NOT said out loud, then there is a good possibility nothing will change, therefore it will be better for the woman in the end.

In addition, when you say to a man :

‘I’m about to cum’,

Sometimes it’s so erotic to hear that and it makes a man cum immediately.

Not only that, because if they hear it, they may also automatically change what they are doing and ‘speed up’ to quickly reach their goal

(it’s Male Human Instinct that women like yourself don’t realise).

It’s like running a Marathon, they see the finish line (which is ‘I’m about to cum’), so they speed up the last stretch.

When all the man needs to do is simply not change what they are doing.

To conclude :

1) Women, don’t tell the man you are about to cum, because you will ruin it for yourself.

2) Men, if the woman does say it, then carry on the same. Do not change your rhythm, angle of entry, or penetration depth, etc. etc.

spot on

This!

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