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By *dontknow OP   Man
over a year ago

North Devon

It will be interesting to see the male and female perspective here, but how do you define well endowed?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I don’t know _dontknow. Good name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to hold your willy with 2 hands to have a piss maybe?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

When he trips over it whilst walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be interesting to see the male and female perspective here, but how do you define well endowed? "

I bet the male perspective is much bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the end of it, is in a different postcode to where you’re standing. Hope this helps with your future endeavours OP X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me id say 8 inches and above. Im happier with smaller though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me id say 8 inches and above. Im happier with smaller though x"

On that case... hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he has to duct tape it to his leg when in public

C

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

It's whatever could hurt the other person,or too big for them. But what's well endowed to one isn't to another

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By *unkey_DuckCouple
over a year ago

Kingslynn

I say if you can get 2 hands around it and still have a helmet spare.

However, experts say the average length of an erect penis is 5.4 inches. Only 15% of men have a penis 7 inches or larger. So over 7 inches would be classed as well endowed.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Walking along the nudist beach, you plough a furrow between foot prints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he gets a hardon in skinny jeans he falls over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he has spare with two hands around it I’d say for sure he’s a lucky boy, with a great toy to play with lol. But he also needs to know the best way to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hence I prefer ladies with small hands !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I'm almost there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's whatever could hurt the other person,or too big for them. But what's well endowed to one isn't to another "

Completely agree with this. Every woman is different and can handle different sizes, for me too big hurts and then it becomes uncomfortable and not enjoyable (that’s just my opinion)

I think well endowed would be at least a 10inch. 5/6inch is average but I’d say 7,8 & 9 would be big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know it when you see it

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I say if you can get 2 hands around it and still have a helmet spare.

However, experts say the average length of an erect penis is 5.4 inches. Only 15% of men have a penis 7 inches or larger. So over 7 inches would be classed as well endowed. "

Really?

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

6 is endowed,7 we, 8vwe and add 1 V for each inch beyond that. Seems to be what I've deduced thus far.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I'd put well endowed below "big"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you use the urinal and it slaps against the porcelain when you shake!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well endowed to me is when it's going in and every inch makes my fanny flutter

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

The woman decides. You just got to roll with the punches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6 is endowed,7 we, 8vwe and add 1 V for each inch beyond that. Seems to be what I've deduced thus far."

6 is endowed?? Well, that's a nicer way of putting it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a goldielocks cock... all the women I have slept with say its just right...

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Well endowed to me is when it's going in and every inch makes my fanny flutter "

So anything over 4 is well endowed to you by your logic? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got involved with a friend, a not-yet-but-soon-to-be-gf, and some young stud and ended up handling his shaft.

It was quite meaty and about 7 inches long. I guess I'd consider that well-endowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone will have a different opinion on this.

For me it’s 7.5 and over, no interest to me as they almost always hurt me in some way.

Much prefer average, I’m not into cervix bashing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone will have a different opinion on this.

For me it’s 7.5 and over, no interest to me as they almost always hurt me in some way.

Much prefer average, I’m not into cervix bashing! "

Completely get that lol I don’t think some men understand how much it hurts lol

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

If you wince sitting down cos you trapped your bell end behind your knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hung like a gerbil so nothing to worry about and the pic to prove it lol

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"If you wince sitting down cos you trapped your bell end behind your knee"

It's the uk it's always cold, you just put a pair of shorts on and let shrinkage do the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm average happy with that lol

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Walking along the nudist beach, you plough a furrow between foot prints "

The one silver lining of having short legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys always think its length they can have an 8inch cock thats only as thick as a Peperami stick and they would be proud where as women tend to look at girth and length a close second.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Well endowed to me is when it's going in and every inch makes my fanny flutter

So anything over 4 is well endowed to you by your logic? Lol"

Not sure where you got the 4 from tbh.

6ish with good girth I reckon.

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London


"Guys always think its length they can have an 8inch cock thats only as thick as a Peperami stick and they would be proud where as women tend to look at girth and length a close second. "

Haha peperami stick. But it’s true though. I wouldn’t say I am well endowed. Due to my lack of girth. But like I said before it’s really the woman’s prospectus of a mans penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah girth is important too I imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well endowed to me is when it's going in and every inch makes my fanny flutter

So anything over 4 is well endowed to you by your logic? Lol

Not sure where you got the 4 from tbh.

6ish with good girth I reckon."

You called

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By *dontknow OP   Man
over a year ago

North Devon

This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!

According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!

According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result "

So what happens now?

Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!

According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result

So what happens now?

Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha. "

What ever happened to the motion in the ocean?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think waves still exist!

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Means different things to different people...

I prefer width to length... something I can take without feeling like it’s going to burst out of my stomach if pushed to far! Lol

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By *dontknow OP   Man
over a year ago

North Devon


"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!

According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result

So what happens now?

Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha. "

No trophies unfortunately I just feel a little bit more positive about myself and my cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My definition of well-endowed is simple.

1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?

Arguably that's not as important at the following point...

2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.

Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it.

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By *dontknow OP   Man
over a year ago

North Devon


"My definition of well-endowed is simple.

1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?

Arguably that's not as important at the following point...

2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.

Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it. "

Thanks for this, now you’ve shot me down in flames!!

I was starting to feel positive, but I too am a grower!!

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"My definition of well-endowed is simple.

1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?

Arguably that's not as important at the following point...

2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.

Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it.

Thanks for this, now you’ve shot me down in flames!!

I was starting to feel positive, but I too am a grower!! "

A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My definition of well-endowed is simple.

1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?

Arguably that's not as important at the following point...

2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.

Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it. "

Sorry, but bullshit. Unless you are on 'naked attraction', by the time I see a well endowed guys cock for the first time it is generally standing very clearly to attention and I virtually never have to watch them grow at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My definition of well-endowed is simple.

1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?

Arguably that's not as important at the following point...

2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.

Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it.

Sorry, but bullshit. Unless you are on 'naked attraction', by the time I see a well endowed guys cock for the first time it is generally standing very clearly to attention and I virtually never have to watch them grow at all! "

I think you misunderstood me entirely. Well-endowed showers already look impressive when soft. What about growers? No chance at all. And I've met too many women who simply assume that any guy who isn't just sporting hard masts when looking at them in a sexual manner must somehow have small willies, based off their smaller flaccid sizes!

I'm pushing 6 inches at full mast. I won't lie, I'm freaking 2 or 3 inches when totally flaccid, and I don't know if it's just me being less of a horndog than I used to be, but I no longer just call an erection on demand as and when to pop up just before show and tell sessions/playtime happens. Not like that always works either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size? "

Yep.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"

A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size?

Yep.

"

Well growers are a pleasant surprise as far as I’m concerned...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My definition of well-endowed is simple.

1) Size. I'd say seven inches in length at least, and thickness maybe 3 inches around at the base for starters?

Arguably that's not as important at the following point...

2) MUST BE A SHOWER. A man can't be really well-endowed if he's a grower and not a shower. Certainly I find that in general most women wouldn't have the patience or the understanding to work at stimulating a grower to fully awaken before simply dismissing it at first sight as being small or average. Consequently, the only real claim to being a well-endowed man is if you're a shower to begin with: one look at seven inches or more hanging between a guy's legs like what belongs on a horse would be the immediate criteria to determine if a guy's packing heat or otherwise.

Am a grower. And yes, I really hate it.

Sorry, but bullshit. Unless you are on 'naked attraction', by the time I see a well endowed guys cock for the first time it is generally standing very clearly to attention and I virtually never have to watch them grow at all!

I think you misunderstood me entirely. Well-endowed showers already look impressive when soft.

"

And I'm saying I never see them soft! But then I don't go to clubs....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

But actually, even if they are small when flaccid, well-endowed is well-endowed when erect.

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By *ichydeeeMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Surely girth can be included in well endowed to? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size?

Yep.

Well growers are a pleasant surprise as far as I’m concerned... "

You're one of the rare few that has the patience to see them wake up, especially under your ministrations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!

According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result

So what happens now?

Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha.

No trophies unfortunately I just feel a little bit more positive about myself and my cock!! "

Well that’s a good thing at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything over 7 inch I’d say x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has made me happy lol

I feel much better about my self lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wonde_ed this, everyone I've slept with has told me i am of a good size as well as people on here, yet I do sometimes see posts where people say things like "8inches+ only" etc, each to their own I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything that could knock somone out !!! lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

By what's been said so far i'm classed as well endowed . Does that mean i can now have 20 cock picture's from the same angle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When he trips over it whilst walking "

When he touches porcelain when taking a dump.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"When he trips over it whilst walking

When he touches porcelain when taking a dump."

Should've sent them to Kim's mum.com

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"When he trips over it whilst walking

When he touches porcelain when taking a dump.

Should've sent them to Kim's mum.com "

Jim's* my iPad doesn't acknowledge your brilliance apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When he trips over it whilst walking

When he touches porcelain when taking a dump.

Should've sent them to Kim's mum.com

Jim's* my iPad doesn't acknowledge your brilliance apparently "

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

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By *quirtydirtyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

7 inch I would say is big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7 inch I would say is big "

Also the universal response to how big is your dick? Everyone always says 7 ahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7 inch I would say is big "
just short daym

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By *quirtydirtyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I like them with some girth so short and girthy is good for me as well haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

"

Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.

God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"

This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.

God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"

This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable. "

Jeez.

Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.

God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"

This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.

Jeez.

Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? "

not something I want to wake up to

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.

God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"

This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.

Jeez.

Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? not something I want to wake up to "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure what brought on the full-blown angst-laden rant earlier on. I could have been more tactful. Sorry.

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By *dontknow OP   Man
over a year ago

North Devon


"As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.

God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"

This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.

Jeez.

Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.

God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"

This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable. "

That is freaking hilarious and so true...the hypocrisy that is Fab...some times I hate being a woman on here, as get tar_ed with the same brush....

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over a year ago

If you can’t fit it all in

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"It will be interesting to see the male and female perspective here, but how do you define well endowed? "

I thought it meant being left a tidy sum in someone's will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can prop yourself up your vwe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm left speechless for more than 5 minutes.....

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By *sRedbbwWoman
over a year ago

Amwythig

Christ, I'm getting flashbacks of a guy that was at chams once. Couldn't even get my mouth round it and it was at least 12inches. That was very well endowed but also too big to do anything sensible with

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Got up this morning trod on it twice , I've had mine tattooed so Can use it,as a tape measure

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Anything bigger than my 5”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 foot 6”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be interesting to see the male and female perspective here, but how do you define well endowed? "

25 inches I heard.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I'm pretty sure that even in my old age and failing memory this has been cove_ed many times before.

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

Fylde

Well endowed with confidence a can do attitude and a decent personality will always win out. (I hope)

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Well endowed with confidence a can do attitude and a decent personality will always win out. (I hope)"

As Blondie (Remember them..?) once sang..."Dreaming is free"

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Well endowed to me is when it's going in and every inch makes my fanny flutter "

A fluttering fanny. How can I focus on work now?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!

According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result

Maybe make up a card to show the ladies. Like a shampoo advert tou carried our a survey and out of 43 people tou came out with a whopping 6.8" maybe laminate it

So what happens now?

Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha.

No trophies unfortunately I just feel a little bit more positive about myself and my cock!! "

Maybe make up a card to show the ladies. Like a shampoo advert, you carried out a survey and out of 43 people you came out with a whopping 6.8" maybe laminate it.

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By *dontknow OP   Man
over a year ago

North Devon


"This post started out of curiosity , but I’m pleased with the way it’s gone!!

According to the various opinions stated above I’m ‘above average’ at the lower end of the scale, and somewhere between ‘endowed and week endowed’ at the top end!! Result

Maybe make up a card to show the ladies. Like a shampoo advert tou carried our a survey and out of 43 people tou came out with a whopping 6.8" maybe laminate it

So what happens now?

Do you get a trophy to stick on the end of your cock? Hahaha.

No trophies unfortunately I just feel a little bit more positive about myself and my cock!!

Maybe make up a card to show the ladies. Like a shampoo advert, you carried out a survey and out of 43 people you came out with a whopping 6.8" maybe laminate it. "

Or like a McDonald’s badge, I would get 3 stars and 4 on a good day

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Peoples judgement on size varies quiet a bit and when it come to seen me I get some funny comment on what size thay think it is

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.

God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"

This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable. "

If you see what he's saying. He makes a very valid point. It's maybe mixed in with a rant,but it's there though. I hear what you're saying mate.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I'm not sure what brought on the full-blown angst-laden rant earlier on. I could have been more tactful. Sorry. "

Never ever apologise mate lol. Those who chose not to understand just want to be sarcastic and can easily see your point. They just need to say something to make others look daft. It's common round these parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure what brought on the full-blown angst-laden rant earlier on. I could have been more tactful. Sorry.

Never ever apologise mate lol. Those who chose not to understand just want to be sarcastic and can easily see your point. They just need to say something to make others look daft. It's common round these parts. "

The post was clearly understood even though it included a rant, my post was very clearly a joke.

But feel free to assume you know what I was doing by posting. It’s not at all new on here to drum up your own assumptions in your head that don’t correlate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what I have seen on fab, a Sky Remote is conside_ed the bench mark for well endowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From what I have seen on fab, a Sky Remote is conside_ed the bench mark for well endowed."

Either that or my size and over is well endowed.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

How long is a piece of string .

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By *heGentleman2024Man
over a year ago

North West

Two hands holding it and then helmet space? Feel free to have a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything over 2.5 centimetres?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I consider myself to be well endowed.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I like them with some girth so short and girthy is good for me as well haha "

My kind of lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From what I have seen on fab, a Sky Remote is conside_ed the bench mark for well endowed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two hands holding it and then helmet space? Feel free to have a look "

Everyone sees well endowed as something different, clearly.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"From what I have seen on fab, a Sky Remote is conside_ed the bench mark for well endowed."

What about the trusted deodorant or the Lucozade bottle? lol

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"From what I have seen on fab, a Sky Remote is conside_ed the bench mark for well endowed.

What about the trusted deodorant or the Lucozade bottle? lol"

It def has to be the old sky remote. The new one just don’t cut it

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"But actually, even if they are small when flaccid, well-endowed is well-endowed when erect. "

And actually many well endowed ‘showers’ don’t get anything like as hard when erect which must be rather unsatisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps it's those who have to buy their shoes in threes

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.

God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"

This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.

That is freaking hilarious and so true...the hypocrisy that is Fab...some times I hate being a woman on here, as get tar_ed with the same brush.... "

Not just the hypocrisy of fab but the hypocrisy of the real world outside too when it comes to the subject matter of women’s equality - just look at the way women can talk about the bloke from Poldark whereas if the roles were reversed about a lady on tv and men commenting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it matter

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"

A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size?

Yep.

Well growers are a pleasant surprise as far as I’m concerned...

You're one of the rare few that has the patience to see them wake up, especially under your ministrations! "

Well as long as it works it’s all good with me!

Variety is the spice of life.... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A grower? As in flaccid looks like a normal penis but when erect is a good size?

Yep.

Well growers are a pleasant surprise as far as I’m concerned...

You're one of the rare few that has the patience to see them wake up, especially under your ministrations!

Well as long as it works it’s all good with me!

Variety is the spice of life.... x "

ooo i do hate that bloody phrase

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"As my old fella used to say...

"It's not organ, it's the Cathedral you're playing in..."

Yeah, except once again this would show the blatant double standards shown against men and women here on Fab, or in real life actually.

God forbid you make ANY insinuations about any woman who's proudly a size queen... because she's a literal cave between her legs, either genetically or because she's been around the block enough times. You'll get the female defense brigade screaming out going REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU SAY WE GOT LOOSE PUSSIES, IT'S FUCKING GENETICS AND PUSSIES ARE MEANT TO HOLD BABIES, OMG YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!!!

But SUREEEEEEE... discuss the ideal size of a man's dong, or make dog-whistling or overt associations between a man's masculinity or sexual desirability for women with the size of his cock till the cows come home. Hear any protest from men about having their masculinity and value as a person or even as a sexual partner objectified down to something he can't control like his dick size? *inserts crickets chirping*. And God help you if you're a guy who would actually take the risk and say anything along the lines of "it's the whole package that matters, not just my cock size"... because THAT is the classic invitation for that most cruel of retorts: "Of course he'd say that... he's got a small cock after all!"

This double standard disgusts me frankly. Another reason why I cannot abide by women who proudly brag about being size queens, or wanting VWEs and above on their profiles. Like, I'm fucking sorry, it's not like men can just change our genetics and suddenly grow a horse cock overnight just to fill your gaping Kraken's maw! And certainly women who go all ga-ga about dick sizes on men like it's the main event that matters for them are just the worst of the worst, equally contemptible as immature boys who would titter childishly and make lewd jokes about women with the biggest tits ever being the most sexually desirable.

That is freaking hilarious and so true...the hypocrisy that is Fab...some times I hate being a woman on here, as get tar_ed with the same brush....

Not just the hypocrisy of fab but the hypocrisy of the real world outside too when it comes to the subject matter of women’s equality - just look at the way women can talk about the bloke from Poldark whereas if the roles were reversed about a lady on tv and men commenting...."

The hypocrite gang.

Some deem it okay to drool over a half naked man and say what they’d do with him, but think it’s vile and “p_edatory” when men do exactly that over a woman.

I have no issue with either personally.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

If you were told that the bloke who you were seeing was well endowed but didn't meet expectations would you claim for ppi (phony phallic increments) miss-selling?

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