FabSwingers.com forum: How to scare the English in 4 words

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roast dinner without gravy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stranger making small talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversing on public transport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roast dinner without gravy "

You should always have something moist with your meat

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Smiled at on underground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage without mash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The French are coming!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Men talking in toilets

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Out of tea bags

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By *entleman.kMan
over a year ago

close by

No fish and chips.

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Eye contact in queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow is forecast overnight

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By *ndy50uk1956Man
over a year ago

mythomroyde

is it your round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother in law visit.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

There’s no gin left

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Alcohol free party/bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh boys boarder raid

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Wifi is not working

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

last orders at bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So let's discuss Brexit

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

cheshire

I don't speak English

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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock ish

Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push into the queue

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

All menu is vegan

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Look good for age

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

We're out of lager

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Royal baby on way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maggie thatchers still alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you’ll find that’s legal tender!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germany's in our group

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No football shirts allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Europe will control borders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The borders are open

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By *irgoboyMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

[Removed by poster at 15/10/18 14:49:14]

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By *evensnipeMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Boris Johnson Prime Minister...…...

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

My car isn't MOT'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recognise you from Fab

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Theresa may winked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Royal wedding money funds

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Gonna cost the taxpayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong type of snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnson Prime Minister...…..."

I like him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

working for minimum wage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Railways are on strike.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

No please, after you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Tax return time again

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Sausage without any mash "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreplay (three left over)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THEY CANCELLED TOP GEAR!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose round is it?

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

The trains are ontime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pin incorrect, last attempt.

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow

Welfare not being paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Queen Is Dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're out of beer.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

The Vikings are coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not coming home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump is visiting.

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Real ale that's warm

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Four more Tory years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muslim in camping shop “a large rucksack please”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Queen Is Dead.

Great album

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Coronation Street is cancelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk before the teabag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Queen Is Dead.

Great album

Not the album!!! The... you know... HER... in Buckingham Palace!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's No Bog Roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muslim in camping shop “a large rucksack please”

Thanks for making me spit my tea out! That one was funny and now I feel guilty for laughing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Queen Is Dead.

Great album

Not the album!!! The... you know... HER... in Buckingham Palace!!! "

I got it! But Lizzie Windsor is less important to me than the album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beatles broke up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No deal for brexit

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Rain has stopped play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're on Jeremy Kyle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not coming home x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rain has stopped play "

Here's one for you SlenderFox. You should appreciate this as a Hull guy!

CHIP SPICE'S RUN OUT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/10/18 16:01:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We voted for Brexit.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

New national anthem - Marsellaise

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ibiza tightens visa rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Complain to the waiter!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up steps Phil Jones...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fine rain, soaks through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beast From The East.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

The bar is closing

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Nooooooo

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Nooooooo"

Chip shop is shut

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Roll, breadcake or barm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald trump is here

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No women on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no queue

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Football's not coming home

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Leaves on the line...

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Wales 30 England 3 ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a pool party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point out that nearly all of you are descendants of immigrants!

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

National health service shuts.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Fabswingers bans the English

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Pregnancy test was positive

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Keeping up with the Joneses ...You gotta be kidding me, ! He's fucked her four times already tonight.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Hello, how are you?

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Is anyone sitting there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use urinal beside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The French surrendered again!

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Rabbit in paella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s NO thatchers gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wales will win you

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By *uartz24Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

your password is incorrect

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Harry Kane hamstring scare

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Weve no Kebab meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using the middle urinal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Point out that nearly all of you are descendants of immigrants!"

Only four words please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Finger through toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/10/18 18:56:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McDonalds Pulls Out Of England "

Shit that's 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catfished by Jimmy Saville.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Is this seat taken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Adult full kit wanker

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

No, I'm not fine. (Her to him)

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"No, I'm not fine. (Her to him)

Nothing, I am fine (also her to him)

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Leaves on the line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re out of tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Germans are coming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Vikings are coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heatwave on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more bank holidays

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

poll tax come back

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

"Conversing on public transport"

offered seat beside stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Vikings are coming

Scared? I'd be plaiting my pubes in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn Prime Minister

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What is real ale? (In a non English corner shop)

We don't sell pies!

Boris Johnson for President (Look it up, he's a Yank!)

Petrol £2/litre! (Aaaaah!)

It's half term again!

Teachers are on strike

Nativity costume needs doing

Bank holiday engineering works

Gin is now outlawed

Sky TV satellite broken

Christmas ads in August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Germans are coming!!"

France have already surrendered

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Gang bang your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex before marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily Mail to close.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

No fakes on fabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Daily Mail to close.

That’s a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red sauce is empty.

(As you're handed a massive plate of dry chips)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scots dont want Independance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some profile advice please? From a picture and no text profile with a name like 'mc shag your fanny and ruin it'!

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 15/10/18 22:36:54]

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

milky cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daily Mail to close.

That’s a good thing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dianne Abbott for PM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more social security

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spare some change, guv?

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Let's talk about feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are going bald.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bar is closing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New national anthem - Marsellaise"

Amazing song, that’s how a national anthem should go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Americans are coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No talking about brexit.

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

David icke is right.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

No towels on sunbeds

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Out of age range

Do you love me

We're going to mother's

I'm cooking tonight

Do the ironing please

Let's go clothes shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more football ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work on Bank Holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland Two England Nil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotland Two England Nil"

In your wildest dreams

Been watching LaLa land

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

BREXIT is a coming

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

We're getting the Euro

Moffatt's Radio 2 presenter

Drive on right now.

End of GBBO announced

Blair wants to return

Edwina Curry does Playboy

Jon Mc Crirrick: Full Monty

Eastenders to be axed

Emmerdale to be axed

End of Coronation street

Vegan kebab shop's open

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No, I'm not fine. (Her to him)

Nothing, I am fine (also her to him)"

Used it a lot?

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

Jeremy Corbyn Prime Minister

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