FabSwingers.com forum: A sign of old age...

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Yesterday I took a tumble in the toilets of a place I was visiting for work. As I stood up I realised a bit of wee came out

Cant even blame having kids for a weak pelvic floor

What signs of old age have you encountered recently?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’m really really tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally last night, i turned, my knee didnt. Loud crack, instant sick feeling and pain! Im now limping home from work! Definately not a break but its weird!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Literally last night, i turned, my knee didnt. Loud crack, instant sick feeling and pain! Im now limping home from work! Definately not a break but its weird!

Could be your ACL. Or cartilage. I did my ACL years ago playing 5 a side football at uni.

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is

..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha

and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Oh yeah - something they other day. No, no good , it’s gone. If it comes back to me I’ll let you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy seeing my washing hung out on the line.

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By *rabness92Man
over a year ago

Netherlands

My hangovers ffs

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is

..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha

and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!

Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cleaning my kitchen floor

Mr B

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Flicking through the tv channels I saw Time Team. I started to get drawn in

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

I am sure they are putting bottles tops and jar tops on tighter nowadays

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is

..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha

and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!

Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights

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haha Me too!! Lol

The suction is something else isn’t it hahaha .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather stay in and cuddle up with a takeaway and a bottle of wine on a Saturday night than go out

. Definitely getting old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hangovers ffs "

check for other stuff with that

i found out i was diabetic by visiting the doctors as my hangovers were getting noticably worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I go to the Drs they’re all about 20 years younger than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather stay in and cuddle up with a takeaway and a bottle of wine on a Saturday night than go out

. Definitely getting old "

that's middle aged , not old

you're old when you're in bed after holby city - and you snoozed through the second half of that

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Being told by a student that I'm too old to be in a club..

I John Travoltered his ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When in a and e recently asking the nurse was the doctor dealing with me old enough to shave lol.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

The naff music kiss FM play haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m now outside a lot more ladies upper age range (cry’s a little)

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is

..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha

and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!

Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights

haha Me too!! Lol

The suction is something else isn’t it hahaha ..... "

Pmsl sucks better than a dyson then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the sounds you make in bed, are now the sounds you make getting out of bed.

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is

..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha

and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!

Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights

haha Me too!! Lol

The suction is something else isn’t it hahaha .....

Pmsl sucks better than a dyson then

"
it does ....... but obviously not as good as me!!

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas

Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns

Makeup you could take off with a shovel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've started to notice my eyesight isn't quite what it used to be!

Silver lining is I have to close up all your fab pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not understanding what young people say, my feet aching when I’ve stood up too long

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I still prefer Turtle Wax for polishing my cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas

Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns

Makeup you could take off with a shovel!

Know what you mean. I think Christ how will I get that muck off my pillow cases lol.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas

Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns

Makeup you could take off with a shovel!

Know what you mean. I think Christ how will I get that muck off my pillow cases lol."

You'll not like me then lol]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New music sounding like noise

And arranging my fruit bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear slippers not sliders.

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By *heRealMrSBMan
over a year ago

Warrington

"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas

Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns

Makeup you could take off with a shovel!

I took our little un for a walk the other day and there was a big inflatable slide play area in town so I let the sprog play for 20 mins (£3 for 10 mins ffs) ...any way a young girl climbed on.. she must have been 8. As they're all climbing up the stairs I'm watching my kid climb and wave at me.. the little girl had a bloody thong on.. and I mean a tiny pink thong. She was also trowelled in makeup too.. that creamfields face glitter shite they all seem to love. Her dad was busy filming her and waving. I had to grab funsize a min later and leave.

Is it me getting old or is this wrong because to me it feels really fecking wrong :/

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

We get less action on fab!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I've been looking into growing vegetables in the garden... or getting an allotment

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

I now have to push stuff further away from my face to read it and squint a little!! Lol

And I look at a roller coaster & shudder at the thought! I should coco mate!!!

Sigh

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

At gigs, bottom of back feels the strain!

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By *CheshireMaleMan
over a year ago

Middlewich

TATT ( Tired All The Time) lol

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By *CheshireMaleMan
over a year ago

Middlewich

"We get less action on fab!"

know that feeling lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I find getting up steep stairs hard work...:

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We get less action on fab!

know that feeling lol "

That’s not old age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find getting up steep stairs hard work...:

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take the stannah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas

Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns

Makeup you could take off with a shovel!

Is it me getting old or is this wrong because to me it feels really fecking wrong :/"

That's nothing to do with age - that is just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas

Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns

Makeup you could take off with a shovel!

Know what you mean. I think Christ how will I get that muck off my pillow cases lol."

Haha - it doesn't come off

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Realising that the music/bands I first got into as a mid-teen (Two Tone, Madness, The Specials, The Beat etc) celebrate their 40th anniversary next year!!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Life begins at 40 eh? too bad i can't see or hear the benefits as well as i used to

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I enjoy seeing my washing hung out on the line.

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so do I

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I enjoy seeing my washing hung out on the line.

so do I"
ooops... that sounds like I'm perving your washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knackered knees

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

That I wanna murder anyone that txts me lik dis innit . Text in English you illiterate wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one can tie a tie properly any more.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

When Saga drops you off their mailing list!

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"No one can tie a tie properly any more. "

When no one even bothers to wear a tie or socks to events that need them!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Get a lot more happiness out of simple things like a view.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"That I wanna murder anyone that txts me lik dis innit . Text in English you illiterate wankers

I've been annoyed by that one ever since txt became mainstream!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I wanna murder anyone that txts me lik dis innit . Text in English you illiterate wankers

I've been annoyed by that one ever since txt became mainstream!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm permanently hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always tired. I mean always.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm permanently hot!"
I agree

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By *irthy73Man
over a year ago

stourport

You’ll do anything to get back to your own bed, crashing on the sofa/floor just is not an option!

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"I'm permanently hot!"

That's not old and neither are you at 36.

Either your central heating is stuck on or the menopause is sneaking up on you.

Even if it is the latter you'll still be a MILF and eventually a GILF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use knee pads when shagging in the woods.

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

When the hairdresser spends more time doing the hair on your ears than the hair on your head

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

The company I work for has just employed a new accounts director (DIRECTOR)!! He's 18 years YOUNGER than me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Saturday night in the pub and I’m the oldest one in here!!

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

I lift heavy stuff at work (J) and every now and then I accidently slip one out this isn't the sign but Googling pelvic floor exercises is

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas

Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns

Makeup you could take off with a shovel!

Is it me getting old or is this wrong because to me it feels really fecking wrong :/"

No my friend, that's not you getting old...as you said it is "fecking wrong" but sadly it's a sign of the times and the sexualisation of even our younger children.

Sometimes I ask my self just what passed for thinking when Mum/Dad or what have you bought such items for their young 'uns.

Mind you I might be giving undue credit when I assume they even thought about it before deciding their daughter was ready to begin to ape the likes of the Kardashians.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Loads

Looking in Clarks shoe shop and thinking, they look comfy.

Getting my car insurance from Saga.

Wishing I lived in a bungalow.

When I'm on the floor, I wonder what else can I do while I'm down there.

Clasping my bag close to me when I see young lads on the street.

I could go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the above. Don't suffer from hangovers anymore though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads

Looking in Clarks shoe shop and thinking, they look comfy.

Getting my car insurance from Saga.

Wishing I lived in a bungalow.

When I'm on the floor, I wonder what else can I do while I'm down there.

Clasping my bag close to me when I see young lads on the street.

I could go on... "

I’m pleased I live in a bungalow and all my work shoes are from Clark’s for comfort.

This year I’ve started to wear glasses for reading

I’m normally in bed with a cuppa by 9 most nights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so forgetful.remember hardly owt

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By *irthy73Man
over a year ago

stourport

The barbers ask if you want your eyebrows trimmed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get you look at a woman's profile, and think bugger wish I was still 50

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"My hangovers ffs "

When you're young you can drink loads, but cannot afford it. When you're older and can afford it it gives you a headache, life is so unfair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally last night, i turned, my knee didnt. Loud crack, instant sick feeling and pain! Im now limping home from work! Definately not a break but its weird!

Could be your ACL. Or cartilage. I did my ACL years ago playing 5 a side football at uni. "

Bloody hurt but it was the crunch it made that got me!

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

I now look forward to CountryFile , followed by Antiques Roadshow and chuckle when old episodes of Dads' Army come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I laugh or sneeze and a bit of wee escapes x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

When a 21 year old lad at work says he’s never heard of Dirty Dancing and then gets confused with Patrick Swayze character and John Travolta character from Grease.....cos ‘they both had quiffs’.....

He was so reprimanded....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look for your glasses whilst wearing your glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy not drinking too much and getting a good nights sleep so that I can rise early on a Sunday morning and not have a hangover...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

When you feel like your knees are broken everytime you get out the chair

#52yearoldknees

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"I find getting up steep stairs hard work...:

Me too

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"I enjoy not drinking too much and getting a good nights sleep so that I can rise early on a Sunday morning and not have a hangover...

Me too

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

When you have a day off and you have to have a Nanna Nap in the afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seriously consider knitting bobble hats for friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look for your glasses whilst wearing your glasses "

I'm forever patting the too of my head looking for my reading glasses.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Stopping and thinking before making a cup of tea in the late evening because you don't want to be getting up in the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look for your glasses whilst wearing your glasses "

Ha yes! Entertains the kids seeing how long it takes me to realise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look for your glasses whilst wearing your glasses

I'm forever patting the too of my head looking for my reading glasses."
Haha yep same here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you look for your glasses whilst wearing your glasses

Ha yes! Entertains the kids seeing how long it takes me to realise."
Haha x

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

When you save bits of wood in the shed because you never know when they might come in useful

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When you have a day off and you have to have a Nanna Nap in the afternoon

Thank god I’ve not reached that stage yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggle to do 2 nights in a row, and hangovers last for days so I try not to drink to excess, getting sensible in my old age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot have a night out with plenty of drink.

I just don't get up the next day and feel awful. So I only have the odd drink.

I'm a grumpy old git

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By *etpaid2poseMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Cought the Mrs listening to radio2

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I crunch when I move.

I go into a room and have forgotten what I went in for.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"We get less action on fab!

know that feeling lol

That’s not old age! "

Got to admit, we are getting more, more relaxed and confident.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cannot have a night out with plenty of drink.

I just don't get up the next day and feel awful. So I only have the odd drink.

I'm a grumpy old git

I already worked that out

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Tidying the front room, spot my keys, hang in the hallway, spot toilet roll needs changing so go to chanye it and its out... Into the kitchen to restock... Do the dishes before remembering the coffee cups in the front room, go back into the front room and my shoes are under the table, pick them up and put in the hallway... Back into the kitchen... What am i doing here? Ahh laundry... Put the washing machine on then head back into the bathroom for a toilet break... God damn it!!! Pair of fucking socks escaped the wash, and no toilet paper! Grrrr

And thats all in 20 mins

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Thinking about my pension

Thinking about 1985 and the year I started work and realising it was 33 years ago.

Wearing comfortable clothes

Hair going and then what’s left going grey

I love my age though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old age has brought less tolerance and more confidence. Wasted too many years worrying about “what people think”. We are what we are.

Having said that it’s also brought “can’t be arsed to go out” onesie on, makeup off and lenses out by 6 in the winter and a love of documentaries and strange stuff I hated when I was younger!

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

When you do VAR on Darcey B last week and realise you prefer her little red riding hood get up she had on at Halloween than a flash of bonnet.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I adore watching Homes Under The Hammer.

I get a huge feeling of satisfaction from buying a multipack of toilet roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're gutted because Flog It! is being axed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly tired and I always have a blanket with me on the sofa whilst I watch tv

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is

..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha

and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!

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Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights

A shark with headlights... that really is taking genetic modification a but far.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Grey hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I look at the music charts and haven’t a clue who half the artists are

Receiving messages on here and being referred to as a “mature lady” I’m 34 FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I look at the music charts and haven’t a clue who half the artists are

Receiving messages on here and being referred to as a “mature lady” I’m 34 FFS!"
really I love all the artists of today who produce good music anyway

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Everything in print is using a smaller font, to save money or cause less pollution from ink.

I'm hoping someone will go on Dragon's Den with a solution - I hope I can see that episode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is

..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha

and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!

Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights

omg double snap ... the headlights are amazing

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

spontaneous erections that last for hours.. apparently quite common in older age, whatever that might be..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I look at the music charts and haven’t a clue who half the artists are

Receiving messages on here and being referred to as a “mature lady” I’m 34 FFS!"

So why are you posting on a thread about oldisms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting stiffer every morning... and in areas other than when 21

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a 1 way argument with the tv is what im noticing lol

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"No one can tie a tie properly any more.

When no one even bothers to wear a tie or socks to events that need them!"

No event actually needs a strip of material strangling your neck to indicate what club/group/tribe you're supposed to belong to- they'll happen perfectly well without it #lifelongnonconformist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always having a Stanley knife nearby to open milk cartons and sauce bottles. Having a junior hacksaw for those child proof containers. Always a battle opening a bottle of mouthwash.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I just got home from my favourite nightclub and I could only watch rather than dance.

Mind you I blame the operation I had early September!

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Making "effort" noises, getting up, sitting down etc.....because everything IS a bit more of an effort these days

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By *orseydaveMan
over a year ago

Norwich NR5

10 years ago I'd drink 10 pints, walk home with a kebab, get in, kick the cat, fuck the wife and be up at 6am for work...now 3 pints and I want zzzzzzzz

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

Seeing the children of my customers coming in my shop with their own children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday I took a tumble in the toilets of a place I was visiting for work. As I stood up I realised a bit of wee came out

Cant even blame having kids for a weak pelvic floor

What signs of old age have you encountered recently? "

Me.. Hmmm.. Turning 30 last week

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

Once you start thinking old, you'll become it and I ain't being mentally old til I die

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Hearing my knees click & audibly grumble when I get out of a chair!

Feeling tired all the time has become the norm, but my GP says I'm fine!

Knowing I've 18 mnths till retirement but wonder if I'll get there??

Finding shoes now with Velcro fastenings, not laces.

Revert back to old money when buying stuff - WTF? 13 shillings for a Mars Bar????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hearing my knees click & audibly grumble when I get out of a chair!

Feeling tired all the time has become the norm, but my GP says I'm fine!

Knowing I've 18 mnths till retirement but wonder if I'll get there??

Finding shoes now with Velcro fastenings, not laces.

Revert back to old money when buying stuff - WTF? 13 shillings for a Mars Bar????"
aren’t they all in multipacks these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't pay in past 8am thee days.

I was awake at 6am this morning on a Saturday

Hangover free - and am thinking about getting my hot water bottle out for my aching body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay in not pay in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can no longer sneak upstairs to catch my children up to no good: my creaking knees can be heard from behind closed doors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 years ago I'd drink 10 pints, walk home with a kebab, get in, kick the cat, fuck the wife and be up at 6am for work...now 3 pints and I want zzzzzzzz"

The cat is relieved.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"10 years ago I'd drink 10 pints, walk home with a kebab, get in, kick the cat, fuck the wife and be up at 6am for work...now 3 pints and I want zzzzzzzz

The cat is relieved. "

Maybe the wife too

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