FabSwingers.com forum: Sad times

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well guys its happened

That sad time has arrived i know some of you will understand where im coming from and its breaking my heart as i type this

I guess im in denial that it has got to this stage but hey it was gonna happen sooner or later

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Well guys its happened

That sad time has arrived i know some of you will understand where im coming from and its breaking my heart as i type this

I guess im in denial that it has got to this stage but hey it was gonna happen sooner or later "

You're fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nope its a whole lot more serious than that

(I'm real world straight for the record)

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You've ran out of crisps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please this is a serious heart felt post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please this is a serious heart felt post"

Fill in the details then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its to painfull and emotions are running high still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cock is riddled and now looks like it going to drop off so you have to go to the clinic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"You've ran out of crisps? "

That would be enough for me to call a national day of mourning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock is riddled and now looks like it going to drop off so you have to go to the clinic

He's not denying it

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Its to painfull and emotions are running high still"

Why make a thread if that's the case then?

We can't discuss something if we don't know what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im right arnt I. You dirty sod next time cover it up. Unless it does get chopped off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is serious thread : sorry to hear that my friend, hope all is ok with you

If this isn’t a serious thread : sorry to hear that my friend, hope all is ok with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought it would last forever but now its over, finished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If this is serious thread : sorry to hear that my friend, hope all is ok with you

If this isn’t a serious thread : sorry to hear that my friend, hope all is ok with you

Thanks dan for showing some kindness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing last forever my friend especially when you have a does of the old clap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My winky has a clean bill of health so it aint the clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's your a hole then you taken too many up the wrong un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I’m not sure if the suspense is working.

Hope everything is genuinely okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it caved in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing"

Easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im heart broken i thought they would last untill at least 3pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it. Im going.

BORING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing"

Wow, what a disaster. Somebody better get the man some emergency supplies x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing

Wow, what a disaster. Somebody better get the man some emergency supplies x

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thanks angie at least someone understands

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By *rysandMadsCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

"Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing"

Many condolences at this sad time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thsnk you for your kind words

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Just think of all that alone time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing"

Nooooooo! Argh you have my sympathy no more full moon half moon no moon , we'll lots of no moon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know i still have the m6 to brave as well

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I was talking well when I say talking I walked in on a conversation between two ladies .. one of them had lost her coil ..she wasn't very concerned ..have you lost your coil op.

I was talking to a barmaid a few days ago and she had a prolapsed uterus.. she's feeling much better now.. hope your uterus is OK op.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Well guys its happened

That sad time has arrived i know some of you will understand where im coming from and its breaking my heart as i type this

I guess im in denial that it has got to this stage but hey it was gonna happen sooner or later "

Have you been diagnosed as an attention seeker?

You should start a self help group.

Call it A.S.A

(Attention Seekers Anonymous)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wtf no lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jealousy is an ugly thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing"

What a let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock is riddled and now looks like it going to drop off so you have to go to the clinic

He's not denying it

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As i said my cock is fine

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Is this an attention thread then

Are u bored luv

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I have a slight sniffle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was ment as a bit of a jokey thread but some people have bo sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing"

Yes my boy. Come over to the dark side. Eat them all!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes a jaffa brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally had that growth spurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pffft i wish

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Stock up on reserves!

I believe they are going to be pushing a strawberry flavoured one..so no doubt the normal ones could "disappear" for a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tried those this morning its just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried those this morning its just wrong "

You should use the reply and quote button so we know who you're talking to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought i had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing

Wow, what a disaster. Somebody better get the man some emergency supplies x

thanks angie at least someone understands "

I think your breaking everyone’s heart with this deathly thread

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I’ve got a brilliant sense of humour but didn’t think it was funny

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"I thought i had"

nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got a brilliant sense of humour but didn’t think it was funny"
well im so sorry you didnt find it amusing

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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere I like

This is devastating. Stay strong

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Iv eaten the last jaffa cake without realising it how could i have done such a stupid thing"

Good job it wasn't a rolo and you had to share it with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are minging anyway. They aren't proper cakes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hush that dirty talk

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Is that it. Im going.

BORING

I actually found it funny for some very strange reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you were going to say that you were going to Top yourself as like many single guys on here, nothing happens lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total eclipse ..... what a dingbat you should always have emergency supplies of jaffas !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Total eclipse ..... what a dingbat you should always have emergency supplies of jaffas !!!

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i will tomorrow dont worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when I put my hand in the Flipz bag, expecting to pull one out, and its empty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well i have 2 packs of jaffa cakes and a bag of giant buttons as back up for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg...why did I have to read this thread? I now have serious Jaffa Cake cravings and nowhere's open!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a pack that im willing to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i have 2 packs of jaffa cakes and a bag of giant buttons as back up for tomorrow "

Those giant buttons are so moreish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love the yorkie man sized ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pack that im willing to share"

How fast can you run ... to Bournemouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pack that im willing to share"

Oops..where are my manners at this time of night? Thank you OP for offering to share your emergency pack of Jaffa Cakes ... you are most kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a pack that im willing to share

How fast can you run ... to Bournemouth?

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was just putting my trainers on and warming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pack that im willing to share

How fast can you run ... to Bournemouth?

was just putting my trainers on and warming up

Hurrah ... I've found a Cadbury's Twirl to keep me going until the Jaffa Cakes arrive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhh twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh twirl "

I would've waited till you got here with the Jaffa Cakes and shared the Twirl with you but ... my cravings got the better of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Damn it im walking now not running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pack that im willing to share"

No wonder you run of Jaffa Cakes so easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I wonder why Tim bothered inventing the internet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a pack that im willing to share

No wonder you run of Jaffa Cakes so easily."
sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn it im walking now not running"

I've got one more Twirl ... I'll save it for you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn it im walking now not running

I've got one more Twirl ... I'll save it for you lol

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im jogging now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn it im walking now not running

I've got one more Twirl ... I'll save it for you lol

im jogging now

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Go and see Jim. He always has Jaffa Cakes

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"As i said my cock is fine"

You sure? There’s a study in America linking Jaffa cakes to impotence.

I’m free if you want a full check up, cock, balls, prostrate...

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