FabSwingers.com forum: what kind of pisshead are you

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

jays been out on a christmas lunch today and has had a few. he keeps ringing me just to sing sloppy songs. me, im loud, demented and love the world

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over a year ago

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Im the quiet one that sits in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im the quiet one that sits in the corner

*spits tea*

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I go quiet too

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Im the quiet one that sits in the corner

???? quiet....with that laugh

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Im the quiet one that sits in the corner

???? quiet....with that laugh

wasnt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im the quiet one that sits in the corner

???? quiet....with that laugh

your a quiet pisshead chez you just go asleep

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

see all the wooden puppets are out in force tonight

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i dont get d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink and sit in corner watching others get pissed

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"see all the wooden puppets are out in force tonight"

dont know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see all the wooden puppets are out in force tonight"

What's a pisshead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giggley.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually load up on food before a good night out, so it's not often I get d*unk. But when I do, I'm a happy d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love everyone when im d*unk

where isnt always good on this scene, telling guys you've met you love them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy d*unk me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its very rare I get d*unk and when I do I blend into the background

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

happy happy happy

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

None, the last time I was d*unk was on my hen night 30 years ago and I swore I wouldn't go there again and havn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very rare that I get d*unk, as it's unusual for me to drink more than 3 or 4 pints and I don't touch shorts.

I get a bit merry and giggly, then I go to sleep

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Very rare for me to get d*unk, usually end up embrassing myself by doing things I wouldn't normally dream of sober.

Mr B is a happy d*unk and tends to love everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None, the last time I was d*unk was on my hen night 30 years ago and I swore I wouldn't go there again and havn't

Where you had your hen night you mean? I bet you wrecked the place!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say a person d*unk is the persons true personality released, I inclined to believe that.

I tend to go rather quieter than normal.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm a sleepy one

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"None, the last time I was d*unk was on my hen night 30 years ago and I swore I wouldn't go there again and havn't

Where you had your hen night you mean? I bet you wrecked the place!!

haha after I posted it I did think you could take that two ways

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

gettin to be an angry pisshead now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get randy,poledance and lick any fanny on the premisses i can(depends where of course lol)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

On spirits - no change

On cider - weak bladdered

...Which is not to say it doesn't affect me, just that there is no Mr Hyde.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my things off when d*unk , lol as i cant drink alot 4 glasses i am off and a hang-over from hell the next day . So i like champage 1 or 2 glasses and i dont strip on that , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually load up on food before a good night out, so it's not often I get d*unk. But when I do, I'm a happy d*unk

Have ya ever puked?

...or bumped into things???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was a spewer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually load up on food before a good night out, so it's not often I get d*unk. But when I do, I'm a happy d*unk

Have ya ever puked?

...or bumped into things???

I..... just don't know what you're talking about Frock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was a spewer

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are you not now ??

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"I go quiet too"

Same here...always very conscious of upsetting someone with an ill timed comment...so I prefer to keep schtum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very soppy very horny and very sleepy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually load up on food before a good night out, so it's not often I get d*unk. But when I do, I'm a happy d*unk

Have ya ever puked?

...or bumped into things???

I..... just don't know what you're talking about Frock...

ADMIN: Please will you note that sometimes we need an 'eyebrow-raised' smiley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually load up on food before a good night out, so it's not often I get d*unk. But when I do, I'm a happy d*unk

Have ya ever puked?

...or bumped into things???

I..... just don't know what you're talking about Frock...

ADMIN: Please will you note that sometimes we need an 'eyebrow-raised' smiley?

I did not have relations with that lamppost

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Very happy d*unk. Will hug everyone and everything. Doesn't take much if I'm on the beers so tend to stick to spirits these days.

Beer makes me throw up every time too and gives me a killer hangover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing a lot, fall over, regret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually load up on food before a good night out, so it's not often I get d*unk. But when I do, I'm a happy d*unk

Have ya ever puked?

...or bumped into things???

I..... just don't know what you're talking about Frock...

ADMIN: Please will you note that sometimes we need an 'eyebrow-raised' smiley?

I did not have relations with that lamppost

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

horny

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Sing a lot, fall over, regret"

Heh I love karaoke after a few drinks but I sound bloody awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i become the outspoken joker... generally arsing about for laughs... then my clothes come off. have no idea why but it always happens. i hardly drink these days anyway, since getting into the gym i generally cba with the hangovers.

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By *herry n JonesyCouple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire / Leicester

I become an outrageous flirt or just burst into tears....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"horny

Me too but usually pass out before I get to do anything about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was a spewer

are you not now ??

lol no i dont drink much these days and when i do its more responsibly

i leave it at the typsy stage cuz thats the most fun. im chatty and hyper

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"horny

Me too but usually pass out before I get to do anything about it

Exact opposite for me. Never think about sex when d*unk... wouldn't be able to get it up anyway

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I`m going to totally honest and say I say I have never been d*unk

Been close, I`m sure! I`m not a big drinker to start with - beer bloats me and two pints is the most I could drink in one sitting. I can drink a fair amount of red wine in one go and I think I become load in conversation but that`s about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sing, shout, lapse into comedy accents, argue the toss even more than usual.....and wake up with huge bruises from falling over whilst dancing badly, but have to be reminded just how badly I was dancing....... Haven't spewed for ages and never get into fights......

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

i get raucous and loud(er) and also a bit too honest... so i can give guys very public put downs...

thats one thing i like about swingers clubs, most peeps don't drink much there (have to drive home/don't want performance affected/know they'll be less likely to be picked if pickled). so not having to interact with d*unken idiot men makes me less likely to drink and i can be tactful to any approaches i say no to...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"horny

Me too but usually pass out before I get to do anything about it

Exact opposite for me. Never think about sex when d*unk... wouldn't be able to get it up anyway

lol I haven't got anything to get up....well tell a fib,only my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"horny

Me too but usually pass out before I get to do anything about it

Exact opposite for me. Never think about sex when d*unk... wouldn't be able to get it up anyway

Oh no, Ill fuck table legs or door knockers. Actualy, I'm told my best line to a woman was while bladdered "You'd ike my cock, It's big and it's meaty.....' Funniest thing was she came back next week and agreed the next morning.......

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Happy d*unk me!"

You sure?

Randy d*unk I'd have said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy dancing singing flirty kissing huggy d*unk ...... till that switch flicks, I decide I've had enough and I curl up and sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jays been out on a christmas lunch today and has had a few. he keeps ringing me just to sing sloppy songs. me, im loud, demented and love the world"

diabetes means it takes me days to recover from a drinking session so generally i dont touch alcohol at all

on the odd occasion i do drink, i never drink enough to be pissed so generally have all my faculties about me

when i did drink it depended on where i was, who i was with

some nights, throw myself on the floor with cd's and play some 'tunes'

other nights, get randy and wanna play

if out and about with mrs bus, then reserved and behaved

if out with my mates then probably quite loud, leery and a bit cheeky

i did once get hgauled out of a club for refusing to leave after it shut coz i was having such a good night

sat on floor and refused to move - so was lifted up and put out on street

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

when i get d*unk i often waken up,in bed beside an old slapper.

i do wish mrs saucy would get up earlier.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am usually really soppy when d*unk so the I loves you comes out... Hence why I try and avoid getting d*unk on a meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jays been out on a christmas lunch today and has had a few. he keeps ringing me just to sing sloppy songs. me, im loud, demented and love the world"

I talk to much, laugh alot and love everyone...well nearly everyone

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"horny

Me too but usually pass out before I get to do anything about it

Exact opposite for me. Never think about sex when d*unk... wouldn't be able to get it up anyway

lol I haven't got anything to get up....well tell a fib,only my knickers

the advantage of not wearing knickers

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I fall asleep

but give K one glass of wine and she's anybody's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just walk around with a stupid grin on my face and I get uber horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

t total, just watch others getting pissed and making arses of themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you, if i drink bacardi i tend to get rampant but have never figured out why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind you, if i drink bacardi i tend to get rampant but have never figured out why

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must remember to get peeches a bottle of bacardi

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like not being in control or vulnerable so I'm never a pisshead.

My other half phones and giggles chatting rubbish. I just

and allow him to regale me with nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell you friday evening when im back from my works night out haha

I like getting merry but always have to be in control ...would hate not being able to remember anything ....where am i again haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like to get totalled anymore can't handle the 2 day hangover anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get d*unk can you remember everything next day ?? some do alsorts when d*unk and next day you say thay dont know a thing ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink, so when I do have a couple I go thru stages:-

Giggly. . Lasts a couple of hours

Loving everyone. . Lasts all night

Hungry. . Lasts until I realise I wouldn't eat a kebab no matter how d*unk I was!

Horny. . Lasts about 30 seconds before . . .

I'm asleep! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I rarely drink, when I do, I just fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not any kind of pisshead as I don't drink, neither does my OH.

I don't like the thought of not being in control, I don't need alcohol to have a gOod time, I hate the taste but most of all if you could see the state of some people after alcohol then it really isn't a pretty sight is it. Who would possibly want to become loud, overbearing, glazed eyes, shouting across rooms, swearing a lot and basically looking like they've been scraped out the gutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not,canny see the point in spoiling a good nite.i do drink and enjoy it but know when ive had enough,but have to add dont need a drink to enjoy myself,hence out sat and sun not drinking....may embarass a certain peep tho sunday.....

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