FabSwingers.com forum: Why do beautiful people generally have the personality of a dildo ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it cause they don’t have to try so hard as us mere mortals ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have a lovely personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the personality of a dildo, does that mean I'm beautiful?

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By *ould be so luckyWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Don't pick on a poor defenceless dildo.

They are handy.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

Lmao ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

oh but it doesn't put the bin out either though .... gotta consider that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

oh but it doesn't put the bin out either though .... gotta consider that "

I have housemates for that. Before that, my ex husband did it for 10 years. I never had to do that chore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it cause they don’t have to try so hard as us mere mortals ? "

While there's certainly a lot of truth in this with some, it's not a hard and fast rule by any means; I've met lots of people who were conventionally "beautiful" who also had a sparkling personality, intellect and sense of adventure! Which is just as well as with only typical beauty going for them I wouldn't particularly have wanted to meet them in the first place.

On a personal level I like to think I'm likable enough, make an effort and can bring depth and imagination to any encounter and thus have the "persinality" bit cove_ed, but then again whilst "not completely twatted with the ugly stick" looking, I don't consider myself to be typically "beautiful"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno if that true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't dildos fun?!

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Why do beautiful people generally have the personality of a dildo ?

"Is it cause they don’t have to try so hard as us mere mortals ? "

Nicely put. Sums up most of the self-important people at the top of our society in one handy little phrase.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I have a Phd... but yeah I'm pretty fugly, boring and uninteresting really and I have the personality of a slug .... so I get it .. bit of a multiple whammy really ..

oh and I don't have a dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren't dildos fun?!"

I’ve never seen one doing karaoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't dildos fun?!

I’ve never seen one doing karaoke. "

I've seen one used as a mic if that counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't dildos fun?!

I’ve never seen one doing karaoke. "

I have one that plays Queen’s greatest hits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren't dildos fun?!

I’ve never seen one doing karaoke.

I've seen one used as a mic if that counts?"

Is this thing on ?

*taps the end of dildo*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren't dildos fun?!

I’ve never seen one doing karaoke.

I have one that plays Queen’s greatest hits "

Another one bites the dust ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't dildos fun?!

I’ve never seen one doing karaoke.

I have one that plays Queen’s greatest hits

Another one bites the dust ?"

‘Don’t stop me now’ and ‘you’re my best friend’ are my personal favourites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s an odd generalisation.

Not all good looking people lack personality, and not all ugly people have personality.

Maybe stop typecasting and get know someone before making judgement?

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that’s an odd generalisation.

Not all good looking people lack personality, and not all ugly people have personality.

Maybe stop typecasting and get know someone before making judgement?

Just saying

Hahaha. Don’t take Tame seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it cause they don’t have to try so hard as us mere mortals ? "

Don;t put yourself down Tame, you aren;t a mortal, you are truly beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vanity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it cause they don’t have to try so hard as us mere mortals ?

Don;t put yourself down Tame, you aren;t a mortal, you are truly beautiful

Thanks dude !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a dildo but it doesn't talk at all, definitely not much personality

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that’s an odd generalisation.

Not all good looking people lack personality, and not all ugly people have personality.

Maybe stop typecasting and get know someone before making judgement?

Just saying

I can’t, I go weak in the presence of beauty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a dildo but it doesn't talk at all, definitely not much personality

It's more into actions than talking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a dildo but it doesn't talk at all, definitely not much personality

It's more into actions than talking about it

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that’s an odd generalisation.

Not all good looking people lack personality, and not all ugly people have personality.

Maybe stop typecasting and get know someone before making judgement?

Just saying

I can’t, I go weak in the presence of beauty. "

Confidence is a great skill to learn my dear. It’s all about just being yourself. Everyone is impressive in their own way after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that’s an odd generalisation.

Not all good looking people lack personality, and not all ugly people have personality.

Maybe stop typecasting and get know someone before making judgement?

Just saying

I can’t, I go weak in the presence of beauty. "

I know a song about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that’s an odd generalisation.

Not all good looking people lack personality, and not all ugly people have personality.

Maybe stop typecasting and get know someone before making judgement?

Just saying

I can’t, I go weak in the presence of beauty.

I know a song about that "

Not the unicorn song I hope

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Aren't dildos fun?!

I’ve never seen one doing karaoke.

I have one that plays Queen’s greatest hits

Another one bites the dust ?

‘Don’t stop me now’ and ‘you’re my best friend’ are my personal favourites.

Doing the fandango...

Often wonde_ed what that meant

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

But, in all seriousness, ladies, you must miss all the grunting and groaning...

Then the farting and snoring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, are you trying to claim the ‘beautiful’ crown?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that’s an odd generalisation.

Not all good looking people lack personality, and not all ugly people have personality.

Maybe stop typecasting and get know someone before making judgement?

Just saying

I can’t, I go weak in the presence of beauty.

Confidence is a great skill to learn my dear. It’s all about just being yourself. Everyone is impressive in their own way after all

I just imagine they’re ugly, that helps !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

"
. Like a Mute Clown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m NOTHING like a dildo!

I mean, dildos can make women cum ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m NOTHING like a dildo!

I mean, dildos can make women cum ..

Ah I should read the thread title properly! I’m not beautiful either, hence not being like a dildo! It all adds up now. So the OP must be right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Dunno if that true"

It isn’t true at all , but it makes the less beautiful happy to think it’s true .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno if that true

It isn’t true at all , but it makes the less beautiful happy to think it’s true ."

No, they’ve done studies and shit. It’s pretty damning and conclusive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

oh but it doesn't put the bin out either though .... gotta consider that "

Or mow the lawn

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Because they're stuck up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t knock the personality of a dildo, it puts a smile on my face and doesn’t answer back.

Lmao ....

Me too!

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Dunno if that true

It isn’t true at all , but it makes the less beautiful happy to think it’s true .

No, they’ve done studies and shit. It’s pretty damning and conclusive. "

Were the people that did the studies ugly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that’s an odd generalisation.

Not all good looking people lack personality, and not all ugly people have personality.

Maybe stop typecasting and get know someone before making judgement?

Just saying

Hahaha. Don’t take Tame seriously.

Another "noob" falls for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno if that true

It isn’t true at all , but it makes the less beautiful happy to think it’s true .

No, they’ve done studies and shit. It’s pretty damning and conclusive.

Were the people that did the studies ugly ? "

All data collectors are ugly, that's why they choose the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, are you trying to claim the ‘beautiful’ crown?

You can have the "pretty" one, don't get upset Princess.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it cause they don’t have to try so hard as us mere mortals ? "

That is usually why. We just float through life. Why, just yesterday I pressed my face to the contactless machine in Sainsbury and it paid for my shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some have the personality of a Tampax.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno if that true

It isn’t true at all , but it makes the less beautiful happy to think it’s true .

No, they’ve done studies and shit. It’s pretty damning and conclusive.

Were the people that did the studies ugly ? "

Ugly studies , still along way off, experts warn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some have the personality of a Tampax."

Only handy for certain times of the month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't dildos fun?!

I’ve never seen one doing karaoke.

I've seen one used as a mic if that counts?

Is this thing on ?

*taps the end of dildo*"

It's defos a thing lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it cause they don’t have to try so hard as us mere mortals ?

That is usually why. We just float through life. Why, just yesterday I pressed my face to the contactless machine in Sainsbury and it paid for my shopping.

That's the money shot.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Waddington

I've got the looks of a dildo but a beautiful personality.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I've got the looks of a dildo but a beautiful personality."

Rubbery

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Are you by any chance trying to tell us somethin g about yourself -if so are you a: beautiful but afflicted with a vibrant personality?

b: hard to look at with a droning personality?

c: all of the above?

d: none of the above?

e: some other matrix of the above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some have the personality of a Tampax.

Only handy for certain times of the month.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a previous colleague like this, she's so stunningly beautiful. Amazing figure and hair, pretty face. But has the personality of a knat. She was plesent enough but she got the nick name of nice but dim

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Op are you a dildo or ugly?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

People who call others boring are usually outed as even more boring.

I am beautiful inside and out

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