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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So....I shaved my arse and balls earlier in the shower today.

It’s never exactly easy....

Therefore please be a good altruist; for the good of thy fellow man, fellow arse and bollock shavers - please share thy tips and techniques here

Ladies, no need to feel ostracised; share any lady-garden grooming tips here to for the perusal of us all

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I can thoroughly recommend professional waxing - is a little pricey, but does a great job and is not nearly as painful as you'd imagine.

That said I'm not particularly hairy anyway so a quick run over with the razor in the shower usually does the trick for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use hair conditioner instead of shaving foam. It moisturises as you shave meaning there are less bumps and next to no irritation.

It also helps it you spread them like you're in Cirque Du Soleil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can recommend Xtreme Shaving.

I shave with my left hand using my wife’s rusty desposable razor balancing on a ball on my knees at the top of the stairs. Blindfolded....after being awake for 20hrs......listening to heavy metal.....arguing in the phone with the mother in law.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

To much information

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I use one of those nose trimmers, scissors, blades, gel. Whatever really. Never my own though if I can help it.

I.put it out on the lawns for the birds to use as nesting material. Again, not usually my own lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To much information

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Use an electric trimmer first. Don't expect your wife's razor to be sharp. If your fingers suddenly feel warm and wet you've caught a haemaroid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just puked a bit in my mouth

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

These are some fantastic tips

I especially want to have a go at Xtreme shaving; I think I might even capture said endeavour for YouTube; Anyone want to subscribe to my new channel? It’s called ‘Hacked Up Balls’ so be sure to leave me a like (and any financial proceeds I make will go towards my subsequent medical bills)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can recommend Xtreme Shaving.

I do that, but with the lights out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some decent shaving gel, then shave in the shower. Works wonders.

Then oil/moisturise aftewards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can recommend Xtreme Shaving.

I do that, but with the lights out."

Even when blindfolded? Risky.

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By *ixfootinthecityMan
over a year ago

London

I have tried that Imac Sensitive before. It was a mates but as I recall it worked really well and no stubble.

The downside - the 10 minutes of fear as your watching the clock waiting until you can scrape it off and trying not to think about all the burning balls horror stories you’re pretty sure you remember reading about in the tabloids a few years back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use hair conditioner instead of shaving foam. It moisturises as you shave meaning there are less bumps and next to no irritation.

It also helps it you spread them like you're in Cirque Du Soleil! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use hair conditioner instead of shaving foam. It moisturises as you shave meaning there are less bumps and next to no irritation.

It also helps it you spread them like you're in Cirque Du Soleil! "

Definitely try that next time !

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

I like mine wax, I don't like having done though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't attest to it in intimate areas, but for my legs I love using coconut oil as shaving cream. Leaves my skin smooth and gives me a closer shave (and while all sensitive skin is different, doesn't irritate mine like shaving stuff often does).

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Ask someone to nibble those pesky hairs out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Sighs)

When I was flexible I could reach all places. Now it’s become a little strenuous. End up pulling a muscle or two

I now find standing up, legs spread and using a mirror as a guide does the job. The trimmer comes to good use.

However, now I have someone that does it all for me. The perks of knowing someone who works in beauty.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s quite an art form in fact I have decided - pulling apart ones buttocks in order to (very carefully!!!) gain access to and shave ones own rectum.

A nic down there is most unpleasant and should be avoided at all costs after all.

As I’m right handed, I always find it easier to pull my left arse cheek to the side and shave the left side of my anus first.

Anyway, tune in next time when I shall be discussing scrotum stretching techniques in conjunction with specialised squatting stances that will enable you to shave those most difficult to reach places on ones good ol’undercarriage/man udder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squat over a mirror for full view

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Squat over a mirror for full view

I remember a story of my Nan doing that.

Apparently my gramps walks past the bathroom. Does a double take, comes running in and boots her into the toilet.

You broke my arm ya daft twat.

Broke ya arm?? You almost fell down that fucking hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought some beard rather than hair trimmers. The blade isn't as wide.

Depending on my mood it's either a number 2 all over or a number 1 downstairs.

I find a once used mens razor best to tidy and neaten in the shower after.

A good looking while wet after a shower followed by a light oiling after you have dried.

Repeat oiling for a few days after helps mine grow through softer.

It's an art form, trial and error and you will perfect your own technique.

A knick from a trimmer with no guard is to be avoided at all costs.

Catch yourself with the razor in the shower and you will regret using a white towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So....I shaved my arse and balls earlier in the shower today.

It’s never exactly easy....

Therefore please be a good altruist; for the good of thy fellow man, fellow arse and bollock shavers - please share thy tips and techniques here

Ladies, no need to feel ostracised; share any lady-garden grooming tips here to for the perusal of us all

It's very easy with practice, like anything! I can shave everything but my back and a friend even told me how she does that herself!

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