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Humoursexual


Man in London, Greater London, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 60. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

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38 years old
Straight

6'1"  185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams
Total sapiosexual and...what’s the word for people who are turned on by people who make them laugh? Humosexual? That’ll do.

I have occasionally been described with the lazy cliche ‘tall, dark and handsome’. Which is nice. Although I suppose to taller, darker, more handsome people I’m short, white and average looking, so it’s all relative.

Like an erotic Indiana Jones I’m on an exploration for sexual adventure and passionate hedonistic fun with relaxed, funny women and couples that don’t want to murder me.

I did once very briefly study massage in Bali - “Oh here we go again!” I hear you cry. “Another bloke who thinks he’s bloody Sting!” - But let’s face it, massage is just an excuse to feel you up really. It’s rubbing whilst pretending to concentrate. When it comes down to it, I just really like foreplay and I really fucking love to tease! Also, I have rather big hands, and these massive ol’ mitts have to be good for something...

So, whilst I definitely should not be trusted to work out your knots before a marathon, it turns out I’m not too shabby at guiding your body to either end of the bliss spectrum. Whether you want to sink deeply into the nirvanic floor ala Ewan McGregor in trainspotting (I'm not saying my hands are metacarpal heroin exactly, but just try going cold turkey!), or you want to be left juddering and spraying like a dropped Fanta, these fingers will gladly try and help! ...and lips...and tongue...and, well, you get the idea.

My top three proclivities? Teasing, light bondage, funny women, terrible puns...and not sticking the rules of top threes. Sex is a selection box, and I’ll just as happily try the strawberry cream as the walnut whip.

I’m naturally dominant leaning, but also very tactile and I love kissing, foreplay and simply enjoying each other’s bodies. My biggest turn on is having a mental connection.

I do have a face. Just the one but it’s a nice one. If you're kind enough to message me or reply I'll be happy to let you have a gander.

Please feel free to get in touch...