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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bacon buttie right now, hot coffee and a hug.

What do you need?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A slurp of your coffee and the hug would be great

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

A cure for procrastination!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space to breathe, less bullshit in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bacon buttie right now, hot coffee and a hug.

What do you need?"
too late I've ate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A slurp of your coffee and the hug would be great

Get the next train north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cure for procrastination!"
Yep. I'm going to give up procrastinating tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bacon buttie right now, hot coffee and a hug.

What do you need?too late I've ate it "

How inconsiderate, that's you knocked off my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to warm me up I’m freeeeeezing

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A new job, wondering what the pay is like for a butler in the buff.

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

"A cure for procrastination!"

All the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extra couple of hours sleep

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By *anOnFire69Man
over a year ago

The bedroom

To get ready for work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to lay around the house all day in pj's watching stuff and perving on here with snacks.

I don't want to go outside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The plumber to turn up and to wash the windows. The joys of adulthood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bacon buttie right now, hot coffee and a hug.

What do you need?"

All of the above and another bacon butty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despunking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cure for procrastination!"

i need a cure for procrastination too! maybe a little more motivation as well.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I didn't think I needed anything but a hug - though the bacon sandwich and coffee thought has pricked my ears and my stomach's saying hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bacon buttie right now, hot coffee and a hug.

What do you need?too late I've ate it

How inconsiderate, that's you knocked off my hotlist

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damn I forgot about the forum filters

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A weekend doing nothing!

Family time & cuddles with my kids

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I'd love a day off and a wankathon on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon, coffee and snuggle kissing wrapped in fluffy blankets would be great op!

Peach x

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Sleep would be nice, my bedtime habits are crap at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less work, more play..

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

She knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cwtch and a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to lay around the house all day in pj's watching stuff and perving on here with snacks.

I don't want to go outside!

That sounds bliss, please may I join you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon, coffee and snuggle kissing wrapped in fluffy blankets would be great op!

Peach x"

You bring the blanket, I'll provide the rest

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For all my “sents” not to be yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now"

I can provide a hug (clean I promise) before I hit the shower ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and mushroom bap and a tea with milk and 2 please

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now

I can provide a hug (clean I promise) before I hit the shower ?? "

Splendid

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now

I can provide a hug too (can’t promise it wouldn’t end up a bit messy though

) before we hit the shower and make a mess in there too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now

I can provide a hug (clean I promise) before I hit the shower ??

Splendid

Anything else I can assist with?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now

I can provide a hug too (can’t promise it wouldn’t end up a bit messy though

) before we hit the shower and make a mess in there too!

Ohhhh you perv!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now

I can provide a hug (clean I promise) before I hit the shower ??

Splendid

Anything else I can assist with?"

Back garden needs doing, it's a jungle out there.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"A cure for procrastination!"

Hang on a minute, I'll have to think about that. I'll get back to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now

I can provide a hug (clean I promise) before I hit the shower ??

Splendid

Anything else I can assist with?

Back garden needs doing, it's a jungle out there."

Have just he arsenal of weaponery required

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now

I can provide a hug (clean I promise) before I hit the shower ??

Splendid

Anything else I can assist with?

Back garden needs doing, it's a jungle out there.

Have just he arsenal of weaponery required "

Alan Titchmarsh and a digger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on my status. This os what i need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a good day even though I've just woken up, but a huggle would be bliss right now

I can provide a hug (clean I promise) before I hit the shower ??

Splendid

Anything else I can assist with?

Back garden needs doing, it's a jungle out there.

Have just he arsenal of weaponery required

Alan Titchmarsh and a digger?"

If you want Alan titchmarsh to sort out your back garden I’m sure he’d happily oblige.

I prefer the hands on method

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

A filthy kink session is what i need

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"A bacon buttie right now, hot coffee and a hug.

What do you need?"

If I’d of known I’d of cooked more bacon!

I need motivation as I’ve cleared my wardrobe but it needs to move from the bed.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"A cure for procrastination!"

Tomorrow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need warming up. Heating on, fires lit, wrapped in a blanket under a pile of dogs,drinking tea it is then

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I need warming up. Heating on, fires lit, wrapped in a blanket under a pile of dogs,drinking tea it is then

Wow,it’s hot enough in Winchester to be naked sunbathing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be sent loads of naughty pics ???

I’m thinking nobody is going fall for this haha

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

To be cuddled up on the sofa with lots of snogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need warming up. Heating on, fires lit, wrapped in a blanket under a pile of dogs,drinking tea it is then

Wow,it’s hot enough in Winchester to be naked sunbathing..."

Ooh where the devil is Winchester. Im on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some fun

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I need warming up. Heating on, fires lit, wrapped in a blanket under a pile of dogs,drinking tea it is then

Wow,it’s hot enough in Winchester to be naked sunbathing...

Ooh where the devil is Winchester. Im on the way

Bacon butties and coffe and all the hugs you can manage are waiting!!

Winchester is by Southampton? Look for the aisle of Wight and Winchester is about an inch up

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Craving hot chocolate fudge cake and lashings of whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some get up and go seeing as mine got up and went.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Craving hot chocolate fudge cake and lashings of whipped cream

I wasn't before but now...!

I need the people on my dial in to dial in too or to be able to get on with my day's leave in peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need warming up. Heating on, fires lit, wrapped in a blanket under a pile of dogs,drinking tea it is then

Wow,it’s hot enough in Winchester to be naked sunbathing...

Ooh where the devil is Winchester. Im on the way

Bacon butties and coffe and all the hugs you can manage are waiting!!

Winchester is by Southampton? Look for the aisle of Wight and Winchester is about an inch up

a fair few inches from Worcs then. I can make it by sunset Im sure

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I need warming up. Heating on, fires lit, wrapped in a blanket under a pile of dogs,drinking tea it is then

Wow,it’s hot enough in Winchester to be naked sunbathing...

Ooh where the devil is Winchester. Im on the way

Bacon butties and coffe and all the hugs you can manage are waiting!!

Winchester is by Southampton? Look for the aisle of Wight and Winchester is about an inch up

a fair few inches from Worcs then. I can make it by sunset Im sure

Lol

I’m moving north....

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

More sleep after impromptu late night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More sleep after impromptu late night"

Dirty stop out!!!!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"More sleep after impromptu late night

Dirty stop out!!!!

Easly lead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need warming up. Heating on, fires lit, wrapped in a blanket under a pile of dogs,drinking tea it is then

Wow,it’s hot enough in Winchester to be naked sunbathing...

Ooh where the devil is Winchester. Im on the way

Bacon butties and coffe and all the hugs you can manage

Winchester is by Southampton? Look for the aisle of Wight and Winchester is about an inch up

Geo//Histo lessons required!! Winchester is the ancient capital of England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More sleep after impromptu late night

Dirty stop out!!!!

Easly lead lol"

So I have read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need warming up. Heating on, fires lit, wrapped in a blanket under a pile of dogs,drinking tea it is then

Wow,it’s hot enough in Winchester to be naked sunbathing...

Ooh where the devil is Winchester. Im on the way

Bacon butties and coffe and all the hugs you can manage

Winchester is by Southampton? Look for the aisle of Wight and Winchester is about an inch up

Geo//Histo lessons required!! Winchester is the ancient capital of England "

I thought that was York

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Cuddles"

Sending you a virtual cuddle

I could do with a packet of hob nobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get my ass ready for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shower after a run.

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

To go home from work and a massage would be fantastic

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By *inky LizardCouple
over a year ago

west yorks

We need someone really bad...

...could you be really bad!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo Winchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My back scratched

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Reassurance. I'm a mong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U look great in profile pic xz

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Reassurance. I'm a mong. "

You are not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo Winchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reassurance. I'm Ming. "

Can you say “pathetic earthlings... who can save you now?” in your best evil villain voice?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Reassurance. I'm Ming.

Can you say “pathetic earthlings... who can save you now?” in your best evil villain voice?"

Twat.

Course I can

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Reassurance. I'm a mong. "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Reassurance. I'm a mong.

You are not!"

I have my moments believe me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Reassurance. I'm a mong.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My balls scratched "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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People to act their age.

To not feel insecure about things I shouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a woman to help me dress and play together xz

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Someone to massage my back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's getting towards the end of the day and I'm still craving that bacon buttie, may have to just make one later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's getting towards the end of the day and I'm still craving that bacon buttie, may have to just make one later."

I’ll have one please, some brown sauce on it too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blowjob while I am eating some brown rice and listening to Joe Cocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blowjob while I am eating some brown rice and listening to Joe Cocker"

If a woman with all her teeth can sort me out, that would be great. Even if one or two teeth is missing it is okay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blowjob while I am eating some brown rice and listening to Joe Cocker

If a woman with all her teeth can sort me out, that would be great. Even if one or two teeth is missing it is okay "

You make me a buttie and I'll give you a BJ, sound a good deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blowjob while I am eating some brown rice and listening to Joe Cocker

If a woman with all her teeth can sort me out, that would be great. Even if one or two teeth is missing it is okay

You make me a buttie and I'll give you a BJ, sound a good deal? "

You'll do the bj first and I'll do the buttie after then, deal ?

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

A hair pulling, bottom spanking session x storm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blowjob while I am eating some brown rice and listening to Joe Cocker

If a woman with all her teeth can sort me out, that would be great. Even if one or two teeth is missing it is okay

You make me a buttie and I'll give you a BJ, sound a good deal?

You'll do the bj first and I'll do the buttie after then, deal ?

Perfect, see you in 5!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A lie in tomorrow, care to join me?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A hot, long, bubbly soak in the tub with a new book and a glass of wine.

However I’m on a bath ban til my stitches are in better shape. Uff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fuck buddy xxx

A genuine sexy guy who is single has plenty of time to spend having errotic encounters with me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An epic shit

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

Sleep

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

A fart, been eating lots of fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lie in tomorrow, care to join me?"

A lie in sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full night of unbroken sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle and a long kissing session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here you go one toasty A bacon butty with hp source and large cup of strong hot coffee and a big bear hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

A coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee"

Me too, your place or mine

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

More sleep

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"A coffee

Me too, your place or mine

I'm easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make up my mind about tonight a visit to a lady or a visit to a club

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By *aycambsMan
over a year ago

kettering-ish

a 4 day week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To make up my mind about tonight a visit to a lady or a visit to a club "

Take the lady to the club?

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