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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on bugger off!

Stop being nosy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough shit.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Go on bugger off!

Stop being nosy!!"

Clear invitation to come over

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on bugger off!

Stop being nosy!!"
oh I'm allowed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You men

ust cant do as youre told can you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello Ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on bugger off!

Stop being nosy!! oh I'm allowed then

Absolutely!

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Who invited me?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Did someone call me? I have cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Ladies

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Henestly- they are all so nosy!!

It's private- girls only!!

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Why are all the boys here? And more important, what are we ladies doing here?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A flagrant and sexist infringement of my civil liberties!

With that said, I now take my soapbox and bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Henestly- they are all so nosy!!

It's private- girls only!!"

Ha they’re scared of missing something!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Because i'm a couple you don't know if i'm a man typing this or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you lot brushing each other's hair, talking about boys and watching Dirty Dancing?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

You ain’t seen me! Right!

* taps finger on nose

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Did someone call me? I have cake"

I'm thinking of stealing the cake, then pushing you back out of the thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just mention periods or discharge and they'll run for the hump day thread

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see no men on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone call me? I have cake"

You're a lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Henestly- they are all so nosy!!

It's private- girls only!!"

Can I come in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse psychology!

Tell us not to do something knowing full well it means we have to do it. Very clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

God yes. A couple of months ago they were really painful and tender for weeks. I didn't even bleed afterwards.

I'm putting it down to the menopause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you lot brushing each other's hair, talking about boys and watching Dirty Dancing?"

No. We're cooler than that, we're drinking booze, piercing ears and writing love letters...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else got itchy bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

Need a hand?... or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else got itchy bollocks?"

And sniffs their fingers after scratching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else got itchy bollocks?

And sniffs their fingers after scratching?"

Always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else got itchy bollocks?

And sniffs their fingers after scratching?"

You scratch your plums and have a whiff afterwards?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow fight?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

Occasionally, but not so much I sit holding them.

They did hurt when running a few weeks ago, but I put it down to the top I was wearing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

God yes. A couple of months ago they were really painful and tender for weeks. I didn't even bleed afterwards.

I'm putting it down to the menopause."

Don't say that!!

So huge today as well- could not wait to take my bra off!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So......who’s read Bella this week then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The breast clinic told me to take Evening Primrose oil capsules with at least 40mg of GLA in them for breast pain.

It really works, but I forget to take them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

God yes. A couple of months ago they were really painful and tender for weeks. I didn't even bleed afterwards.

I'm putting it down to the menopause.

Don't say that!!

So huge today as well- could not wait to take my bra off!"

I put frozen peas on mine they were so bad. The evening primrose oil did help me a lot.

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Evening ladies

Horror birth stories might get the men to bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's going on in here then?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening ladies

Horror birth stories might get the men to bugger off "

I don't wanna traumatise them!

I like them!

Evening Primrose Oil hey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in ninja mode you don't know I looked.

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

"Evening ladies

Horror birth stories might get the men to bugger off

I don't wanna traumatise them!

I like them!

Evening Primrose Oil hey?"

Serve them right for being nosey lol (love you guys really)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like men at the minute... so it’s a good place for me to hide out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stand on the door if you like, keep em out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ignore them..

They will soon get bored

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

in just over 103 days hope your all looking for Christmas outfits .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in just over 103 days hope your all looking for Christmas outfits .

I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying no men is like a moth to a flame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in just over 103 days hope your all looking for Christmas outfits .

I almost bought mince pies at Morrison's this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in just over 103 days hope your all looking for Christmas outfits .

I almost bought mince pies at Morrison's this week

I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

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yes sometimes it's awful x

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Well that worked well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with some girly fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in just over 103 days hope your all looking for Christmas outfits .

I almost bought mince pies at Morrison's this week

Is it to early for mince pies yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having a conversation today about DIY and how I think women are far better at putting together flatpack furniture. Men never seem to read the bloody instructions.

My friends agreed with me that women are good at multi-tasking and are able to use both sides of their brains, which helps them to work things out much quicker than men.

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By *inkynudeMan
over a year ago

London

Me and my penis are entering this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in just over 103 days hope your all looking for Christmas outfits .

I almost bought mince pies at Morrison's this week

Is it to early for mince pies yet

No, but if I open a box of them bad boys they won't survive a day.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

Only one of mine is sore! It’s going to be a damn site more sore on Friday though! I have a lump in it and they’re going to do unspeakable things with needles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

Only one of mine is sore! It’s going to be a damn site more sore on Friday though! I have a lump in it and they’re going to do unspeakable things with needles!

I hope it's not serious

Mine are just swollen and sore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger off ypu men! Leave us women alone

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

Only one of mine is sore! It’s going to be a damn site more sore on Friday though! I have a lump in it and they’re going to do unspeakable things with needles!

I hope it's not serious

Mine are just swollen and sore."

Well I’m assuming it’s not the C word. I don’t tend to worry about things until I know there’s something to worry about! At the moment it’s just an unpleasant inconvenience! X

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Bugger off ypu men! Leave us women alone

Not for too long though!

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!

Evening ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening ladies

Hello xx

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!

"Evening ladies

Hello xx"

Liking your pictures x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too late I am in

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've got cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got cake

"
why didn't I think of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the day I've had today, I may turn lesbian

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Sorry i didnt realise no men were allowed in until it was too late.

I hadnt my glasses on. Very sorry about that.

I will slip out quietly.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

God yes. A couple of months ago they were really painful and tender for weeks. I didn't even bleed afterwards.

I'm putting it down to the menopause."

"Menopause"...isn't that what the original message was about.....getting a pause from men?

It's all right ladies, don't get up ...I can find my own coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was having a conversation today about DIY and how I think women are far better at putting together flatpack furniture. Men never seem to read the bloody instructions.

My friends agreed with me that women are good at multi-tasking and are able to use both sides of their brains, which helps them to work things out much quicker than men.

I put up all the flat pack furniture in my house..and there's a lot of it.. i love doing d i y

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

Only one of mine is sore! It’s going to be a damn site more sore on Friday though! I have a lump in it and they’re going to do unspeakable things with needles!

I hope it's not serious

Mine are just swollen and sore.

Well I’m assuming it’s not the C word. I don’t tend to worry about things until I know there’s something to worry about! At the moment it’s just an unpleasant inconvenience! X"

Hope everything goes well for you on Friday.

My brother's girlfriend had one a couple of months ago, all clear. Just to warn you, it will be sore for longer than you think afterwards.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"I was having a conversation today about DIY and how I think women are far better at putting together flatpack furniture. Men never seem to read the bloody instructions.

My friends agreed with me that women are good at multi-tasking and are able to use both sides of their brains, which helps them to work things out much quicker than men.

I put up all the flat pack furniture in my house..and there's a lot of it.. i love doing d i y"

I built a large desk on my own - the instructions said it needed two people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in...

Looks around...

Leaves quietly

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

But I like men!

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Because i'm a couple you don't know if i'm a man typing this or not.

You're the lady

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Mine are sore too...

Good luck with the nasty needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because i'm a couple you don't know if i'm a man typing this or not.

Oooo sneaky

think everyone knows only the female half of this couple uses the forums

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Go on bugger off!

Stop being nosy!!"

OK.

Sorry.

I'll get me coat.

Sorry everyone.........

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm going.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm putting my coat on.....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

*turns off lights and closes door.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

Only one of mine is sore! It’s going to be a damn site more sore on Friday though! I have a lump in it and they’re going to do unspeakable things with needles!

I hope it's not serious

Mine are just swollen and sore.

Well I’m assuming it’s not the C word. I don’t tend to worry about things until I know there’s something to worry about! At the moment it’s just an unpleasant inconvenience! X

Hope everything goes well for you on Friday.

My brother's girlfriend had one a couple of months ago, all clear. Just to warn you, it will be sore for longer than you think afterwards."

Ok thanks! Was kinda hoping I’d be ok after a couple of hours!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Ok now they have gone- my boobs are so sore!

Do you get them too?

Just sitting here holding them!

Only one of mine is sore! It’s going to be a damn site more sore on Friday though! I have a lump in it and they’re going to do unspeakable things with needles!

I hope it's not serious

Mine are just swollen and sore.

Well I’m assuming it’s not the C word. I don’t tend to worry about things until I know there’s something to worry about! At the moment it’s just an unpleasant inconvenience! X

Hope everything goes well for you on Friday.

My brother's girlfriend had one a couple of months ago, all clear. Just to warn you, it will be sore for longer than you think afterwards.

Ok thanks! Was kinda hoping I’d be ok after a couple of hours!

Xx"

I think she was sore from the op for a couple of hours, but it rubbed while healing so was a different type of sore for a few weeks afterwards. I suppose it depends on the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*turns off lights and closes door."

talk about dragging it out

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"*turns off lights and closes door.

talk about dragging it out

*runs back to thread......

Did someone say summat?

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Good evening ladies....

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