FabSwingers.com forum: Roll call...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's here tonight?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

not me

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Me here

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeee!!! *waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im fannying about.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Holds hand up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Here (for the moment, about to get into a freezing cold bed, as blanket's knackered)

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

just

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I;m dipping in and out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was here but I left, I have a team of wooden woodpeckers (mad to combine the two) on springs, just hitting the keys in a random fashion...

....Pauly is really Brad Pitts twin brother, you know, the one who smells of cheese......To sleep perchance to dream.....In 1986 no one died......I'll have two rashers please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are here! well female is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is reporting for duty...

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

I'm in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the kitchen

waves hiya you twice in 1 week wow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fmuma is here but shes playing games on the comp xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol "

hello you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me too

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Fmuma is here but shes playing games on the comp xx

Usually with that plumber she knows from England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rebel is signing in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol

hello you xx"

hello right back at you

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

One eye here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fmuma is here but shes playing games on the comp xx

Usually with that plumber she knows from England

I wish pmsl na shes playing some search game whilst chatting wi me ex wife lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol

hello you xx

hello right back at you "

what no kisses

flounces off not here no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol

hello you xx

hello right back at you

what no kisses

flounces off not here no more

x x x x x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol

hello you xx

hello right back at you

what no kisses

flounces off not here no more

x x x x x x x

thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep it going lovelies... this is rapidly beginning to look like my new hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol

hello you xx

hello right back at you

what no kisses

flounces off not here no more

x x x

I stole some of them kisses for my own personal use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol

hello you xx

hello right back at you

what no kisses

flounces off not here no more

x x x x x x x

hey guess what I have just realised your name is mrl and missj how clever am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol

hello you xx

hello right back at you

what no kisses

flounces off not here no more

x x x

I stole some of them kisses for my own personal use

happy to share them with you

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Ciabatta with Tuna Mayo please

And service with a smile ta muchly

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm here! Sorry I'm late, I missed the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please miss...

Me miss...

Sitting up straight and paying attention miss...

*Holds up big shiny apple...*

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I'm here and also listening to Snivilisation on Spotify.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please miss...

Me miss...

Sitting up straight and paying attention miss...

*Holds up big shiny...*"

Why hellllooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here! Sorry I'm late, I missed the bus

No worries... you just about missed the 'paddle spanking cut off time'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still here ... ever so sleepy though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

im off n on as about to do the washing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here ... ever so sleepy though

xx"

Rock a bye baby on................xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

me just about ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here ... ever so sleepy though

Rock a bye baby on................xx

zzzzZZZZZZZZZ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Me just about give me 5 mins and I will let you know!! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here finally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol

hello you xx

hello right back at you

what no kisses

flounces off not here no more

x x x x x x x

hey guess what I have just realised your name is mrl and missj how clever am I

lol that would be your nvq training! x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here but simultaneously checking titsarsesnfannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we are here! well female is lol

hello you xx

hello right back at you

what no kisses

flounces off not here no more

x x x x x x x

hey guess what I have just realised your name is mrl and missj how clever am I

lol that would be your nvq training! x x x"

see knew it would come in useful at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please miss...

Me miss...

Sitting up straight and paying attention miss...

*Holds up big shiny...*

Why hellllooooooo

*waves big shiny enthusiastically.*

Oops...

Err... Please miss... Can I be excused...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here but simultaneously checking titsarsesnfannies"

nothing unusual there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here but simultaneously checking titsarsesnfannies

nothing unusual there then "

sometimes I like the unusual ones lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are here....

Just trying to work out how a female part of a couple when asked comes back with the vital stats of a room size and not the stats of a women...

Oh yeah another guy pretending to be his partner...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are here....

Just trying to work out how a female part of a couple when asked comes back with the vital stats of a room size and not the stats of a women...

Oh yeah another guy pretending to be his partner...

Oh yeah... many apologies about that

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm here in spirit!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm here in spirit!

and what time do you call this

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im here but keep getting distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here in spirit!

Aye vodka xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm here in spirit!

and what time do you call this

10.45

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm here in spirit!

and what time do you call this

10.45

Your late missy, time for your punishment

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm here in spirit!

and what time do you call this

10.45

Your late missy, time for your punishment

please let it be Mr typing!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm here in spirit!

and what time do you call this

10.45

Your late missy, time for your punishment

please let it be Mr typing!!!

Im afraid its me here at present, Mr A shall be joining in soon

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm here in spirit!

and what time do you call this

10.45

Your late missy, time for your punishment

please let it be Mr typing!!!

Im afraid its me here at present, Mr A shall be joining in soon

ya fuckin dancer!! gie's some quiet time when he gets here.... in other words FROFF xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs A im free apparently xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm here in spirit!

and what time do you call this

10.45

Your late missy, time for your punishment

please let it be Mr typing!!!

Im afraid its me here at present, Mr A shall be joining in soon

ya fuckin dancer!! gie's some quiet time when he gets here.... in other words FROFF xxxxxxxxxxx"

I'm not feeling the love here

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Mrs A im free apparently xx

come into my web

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs A im free apparently xx

cum into my web

dunno bout ya web xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here still looking for herrrrrrrrr

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Mrs A im free apparently xx

cum into my web

dunno bout ya web xx

pmsl oh come here and giz a snog

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"here still looking for herrrrrrrrr

she was here earlier and has gone to the bingo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs A im free apparently xx

cum into my web

dunno bout ya web xx

pmsl oh come here and giz a snog

Come round ta my window then pmsfl xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Mrs A im free apparently xx

cum into my web

dunno bout ya web xx

pmsl oh come here and giz a snog

Come round ta my window then pmsfl xx

bugger off, i wasn't awake

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Mrs A im free apparently xx

cum into my web

dunno bout ya web xx

pmsl oh come here and giz a snog

Come round ta my window then pmsfl xx

bugger off, i wasn't awake

you hadn't sobered up ye mean!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Mrs A im free apparently xx

cum into my web

dunno bout ya web xx

pmsl oh come here and giz a snog

Come round ta my window then pmsfl xx

bugger off, i wasn't awake

you hadn't sobered up ye mean!!

lol thats more like it

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Im here but keep getting distracted

Tell Rob to put his willy away then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here, lurking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were have you gone to am bk no no not you .you mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's here this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's here this morning?

I'm in and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me disappeared off to bed at 9pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me disappeared off to bed at 9pm

And clearly the beauty sleeps are working...;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here now

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

I wasn't here.....but I am now

but only for a few mins.....however, in the words of Arnie....I'll be back

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I’ll be popping in and out, most of the day too !…..

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Eeeeeeeeeevening!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Eeeeeeeeeevening!

well hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still here been here ages mi ass gone numb!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i'm here....just.......power has been restored......but am totally cut off from rest of civilisation....the road in is closed due to a landslide.....and the ferries are not running due to high winds and a very lumpy sea....no bread or milk tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'hand held in air' present Miss

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm here (just) - finally back in Scotland after a nightmare train journey... and missing some garden furniture!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'm here....just.......power has been restored......but am totally cut off from rest of civilisation....the road in is closed due to a landslide.....and the ferries are not running due to high winds and a very lumpy sea....no bread or milk tomorrow

Arwwww.... not good at all

I hope things improve rapidly for you all up there.

Glad you made the roll call though lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here (just) - finally back in Scotland after a nightmare train journey... and missing some garden furniture!!"

A gnome by any chance???

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

very stoical up here ya know....and thank you xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nah, patio table brolly and a chair!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na I'm fast asleep xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moi aussi!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Present

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Na I'm fast asleep xx

stop snoring! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here (just) - finally back in Scotland after a nightmare train journey... and missing some garden furniture!!

A gnome by any chance???

Of course she's missing you frock xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na I'm fast asleep xx

stop snoring! xx"

I wish xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am here in mind if not in body

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here (just) - finally back in Scotland after a nightmare train journey... and missing some garden furniture!!

A gnome by any chance???

Of course she's missing you frock xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

street lights out..house lights dipping. Who's got candles??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"street lights out..house lights dipping. Who's got candles??"

Eyes like yours can see in the dark lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"street lights out..house lights dipping. Who's got candles??"

I have fork handles if that helps?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"street lights out..house lights dipping. Who's got candles??

Eyes like yours can see in the dark lol xx

nae leccy blankey though and nae one tae cuddle intae

"I have fork handles if that helps? xx"

only if they are smothered in lard darling.... xx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Evening perverts and reprobates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nae leccy blankey though and nae one tae cuddle intae

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

On me lonesome in hotel with wicked witch of the east flying past the window...oops..there goes a house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On me lonesome in hotel with wicked witch of the east flying past the window...oops..there goes a house."

Crikey!

...I've never seen a housefly

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

all present and correct here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all present and correct here

You look very familiar for some reason

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

[Removed by poster at 08/12/11 21:13:18]

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"On me lonesome in hotel with wicked witch of the east flying past the window...oops..there goes a house."

OI, I got hame ages ago, and I was straddling a dyson, nae a feckin broomstick!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"all present and correct here

You look very familiar for some reason

Mrs Santa reporting in again

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

were here

but not for long zzzzzzz

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here kind of

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I wasn't but I am now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't but I am now

Yes please

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