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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer."
And her vital statistics were 36, 24, £1.50 a kilo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darly Hannah?

She just got hitched to Neil Young

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The top half was a fish..how else would it be..giggedy giggedy

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"The top half was a fish..how else would it be..giggedy giggedy "

It’s like you’re speaking a different language!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"The top half was a fish..how else would it be..giggedy giggedy "

Have you been on the dizzy water, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer."

and she knew her Plaice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mermaids invented the tit wank

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.And her vital statistics were 36, 24, £1.50 a kilo.

You bugger, I squirted coffee out of my nose, yukkk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.And her vital statistics were 36, 24, £1.50 a kilo.

You bugger, I squirted coffee out of my nose, yukkk

funny as fuck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sea is a cruel mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merlympics

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-dorset-45349086/mermaids-compete-in-merlympics-event

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merlympics

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-dorset-45349086/mermaids-compete-in-merlympics-event"

Was on the news..I'm sure theres a kink in there somewhere

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Are there mermans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are there mermans?"

How would you get little merbabys ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there mermans?"

Probably living happily with the unicorns

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Are there mermans?

How would you get little merbabys ?"

but how do mermaids exist without mermans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are there mermans?

Probably living happily with the unicorns "

Now your just taking the mik..next thing you'll saying is that there are single girls on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there mermans?

There was one called Ethel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethel_Merman

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

and she knew her Plaice."

That was not bad... but Cod do batter

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Mermaids invented the tit wank"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

and she knew her Plaice.

That was not bad... but Cod do batter

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

and she knew her Plaice.

That was not bad... but Cod do batter

When the chips are down ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

and she knew her Plaice.

That was not bad... but Cod do batter

When the chips are down ..."

If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

and she knew her Plaice.

That was not bad... but Cod do batter

When the chips are down ...

If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow"

I’ll Mullet over and get back to you....

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

and she knew her Plaice.

That was not bad... but Cod do batter

When the chips are down ...

If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow"

How does a mermaid have sex? She gets her plaice filleted by a big cod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

and she knew her Plaice.

That was not bad... but Cod do batter

When the chips are down ...

If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow

I’ll Mullet over and get back to you...."

No Trout about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mermaids invented the tit wank"

I need bigger boobs for that! Am definitely a mermaid though, I have scales to prove it!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

and she knew her Plaice.

That was not bad... but Cod do batter

When the chips are down ...

If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow

I’ll Mullet over and get back to you....

No Trout about it."

It’s no good carping on about it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

May as well clam up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Let's do it just for the halibut.

Only accept cash ... a few squid will do.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Are there mermans?

There was one called Ethel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethel_Merman"

Oh yeah good old Ethal,but no seriously I want to know.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

Are you doing this on porpoise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there mermans?

,but no seriously I want to know."

Well ... there is ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkg3h8PCVU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

Are you doing this on porpoise? "

It comes form my Sole

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

Are you doing this on porpoise? "

Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

Are you doing this on porpoise?

Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !!

Know your plaice bouy......

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

Are you doing this on porpoise?

Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !!

Know your plaice bouy...... "

Brevity is the Sole of my wit .... ??

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

Are you doing this on porpoise?

Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !!

Know your plaice bouy......

Brevity is the Sole of my wit .... ??"

Floundering for an explanation of trout one.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

Are you doing this on porpoise?

It comes form my Sole"

How very un-shellfish of you xx

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

Are you doing this on porpoise?

Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !!

Know your plaice bouy......

Brevity is the Sole of my wit .... ??

Floundering for an explanation of trout one. "

No need to Carp. Admit it, you're having a Whale of a time!

It's no Fluke .....but maybe you should Mullet over with a nice cup of Char before you Scampi off in a melan-Coley mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.

Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....

Are you doing this on porpoise?

It comes form my Sole

How very un-shellfish of you xx"
Oh for Cod's Hake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say mermaids lure men to their destruction. Not surprising. They probably die of frustration.

( Thereby hangs a tail )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s got a little winkle then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s got a little winkle then ?"
Mussels as well?

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

This must be the most surreal thread I've ever read. There should be more like these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This must be the most surreal thread I've ever read. There should be more like these."
I agree. There's a time to be serious and a time to be silly.They say wisdom comes with age. I just get sillier!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"This must be the most surreal thread I've ever read. There should be more like these."

As long as I have a bowl

I can have surreal for breakfast....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oh my cod, is this still going?

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

This thread is a load of pollacks

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"This thread is a load of pollacks"

Yes it's crabby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the piece of Cod be with you. Amen

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Stop Carp-ing on and go with the ebb and flow....

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