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"1) When your sharing a room with a lady you dont shag every woman in the club first so you fall asleep whilst getting a blow job 2)Admittedly i cant remember having sex but neither could you and it was you that looked for the condom. 3)If your going to snore louder than a harrier jet please supply earplugs for the other person 4)It is very rude to fart on someones knee because you forgot they where in bed with you 5) It is also extremely rude to send and recieve texts from your vanilla girlfriend when recieving another blowjob in the morning Apart from that i couldnt have asked for a better escort "He said he did not have a g/f.....men eh!!  | |||
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"1) When your sharing a room with a lady you dont shag every woman in the club first so you fall asleep whilst getting a blow job 2)Admittedly i cant remember having sex but neither could you and it was you that looked for the condom. 3)If your going to snore louder than a harrier jet please supply earplugs for the other person 4)It is very rude to fart on someones knee because you forgot they where in bed with you 5) It is also extremely rude to send and recieve texts from your vanilla girlfriend when recieving another blowjob in the morning Apart from that i couldnt have asked for a better escort
He said he did not have a g/f.....men eh!! "g/f in the very loose sense of the word like they havent met yet lol | |||
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"1) When your sharing a room with a lady you dont shag every woman in the club first so you fall asleep whilst getting a blow job 2)Admittedly i cant remember having sex but neither could you and it was you that looked for the condom. 3)If your going to snore louder than a harrier jet please supply earplugs for the other person 4)It is very rude to fart on someones knee because you forgot they where in bed with you 5) It is also extremely rude to send and recieve texts from your vanilla girlfriend when recieving another blowjob in the morning Apart from that i couldnt have asked for a better escort
He said he did not have a g/f.....men eh!!
g/f in the very loose sense of the word like they havent met yet lol"Not the one in Denmark....... | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx" quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close "oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing!  | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close "Nah... I'm dead... no saving me after the opening post
At least now I can 'visit' whom I like without airline fees and 'over the top airport parking fees'  | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
Nah... I'm dead... no saving me after the opening post
At least now I can 'visit' whom I like without airline fees and 'over the top airport parking fees' "Halo | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing! "Next destination... Norwich | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing! "OI you bugger off, i got here first  | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing!
OI you bugger off, i got here first "Make me! | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing!
OI you bugger off, i got her first "tut , spelling | |||
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"1) When your sharing a room with a lady you dont shag every woman in the club first so you fall asleep whilst getting a blow job 2)Admittedly i cant remember having sex but neither could you and it was you that looked for the condom. 3)If your going to snore louder than a harrier jet please supply earplugs for the other person 4)It is very rude to fart on someones knee because you forgot they where in bed with you 5) It is also extremely rude to send and recieve texts from your vanilla girlfriend when recieving another blowjob in the morning Apart from that i couldnt have asked for a better escort "Sounds like a really nice guy! | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing!
Next destination... Lisburn "woo hooo | |||
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"1) When your sharing a room with a lady you dont shag every woman in the club first so you fall asleep whilst getting a blow job 2)Admittedly i cant remember having sex but neither could you and it was you that looked for the condom. 3)If your going to snore louder than a harrier jet please supply earplugs for the other person 4)It is very rude to fart on someones knee because you forgot they where in bed with you 5) It is also extremely rude to send and recieve texts from your vanilla girlfriend when recieving another blowjob in the morning Apart from that i couldnt have asked for a better escort "lol 
ffs i only got free mats with my escort. | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing!
Next destination... Norwich "we're ready and waiting | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing!
OI you bugger off, i got her first
tut , spelling "lmao ffs had to re read what i posted then | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing!
Next destination... Lisburn
woo hooo "Ooooh, Portugal's lovely | |||
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"*this thread has sent mrs frock to the grave* (died laughing) May you all Live In Peace xxx quickly gives the *kiss of life* phew that was close
oi I'm the trained first responder (fancy name for firstaider) and I'm qualified in mouth to mouth AND chest rubbing!
Next destination... Lisburn
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"1) When your sharing a room with a lady you dont shag every woman in the club first so you fall asleep whilst getting a blow job 2)Admittedly i cant remember having sex but neither could you and it was you that looked for the condom. 3)If your going to snore louder than a harrier jet please supply earplugs for the other person 4)It is very rude to fart on someones knee because you forgot they where in bed with you 5) It is also extremely rude to send and recieve texts from your vanilla girlfriend when recieving another blowjob in the morning Apart from that i couldnt have asked for a better escort
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ffs i only got free mats with my escort. "And i bet HE was pleased | |||
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"1) When your sharing a room with a lady you dont shag every woman in the club first so you fall asleep whilst getting a blow job 2)Admittedly i cant remember having sex but neither could you and it was you that looked for the condom. 3)If your going to snore louder than a harrier jet please supply earplugs for the other person 4)It is very rude to fart on someones knee because you forgot they where in bed with you 5) It is also extremely rude to send and recieve texts from your vanilla girlfriend when recieving another blowjob in the morning Apart from that i couldnt have asked for a better escort "Was that,"Mr Viagra?" | |||
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"He doesn't have a girlfriend........ no one will want to be seen with him after this thread. To be fair, he probably snored to drown out the sound of Diamond talking. He has surfaced and is alive....... just. And as for the newbie Diamond scared........ have we seen HIM again today? "Just to say newbie is alive and kicking but it appears he may have lost a nipple | |||
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"He doesn't have a girlfriend........ no one will want to be seen with him after this thread. To be fair, he probably snored to drown out the sound of Diamond talking. He has surfaced and is alive....... just. And as for the newbie Diamond scared........ have we seen HIM again today?
Just to say newbie is alive and kicking but it appears he may have lost a nipple"And you had the cheek to moan when I bit yours that one time! | |||
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"He doesn't have a girlfriend........ no one will want to be seen with him after this thread. To be fair, he probably snored to drown out the sound of Diamond talking. He has surfaced and is alive....... just. And as for the newbie Diamond scared........ have we seen HIM again today?
Just to say newbie is alive and kicking but it appears he may have lost a nipple
And you had the cheek to moan when I bit yours that one time! "omg id forgotten about that pmsl | |||
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" Just to say newbie is alive and kicking but it appears he may have lost a nipple" But I warned him and there were plenty of witnesses... | |||
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"Yup, newbie here. Still alive(barely).... although I'm scared to check on the nipple "Yes well apparently you had been prewarned lol, so it is your own fault | |||
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Brave man sorely missed xx "Don't waste your sympathy half pint. I saw what he was getting up to a Chams tonight (Monday) | |||
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"Having just had a bath, I can confirm that my nipple hasn't dropped off, and with plenty of rest and recreation(and an appropriate level of physio) will be ready for action in a matter of weeks" That's good news | |||
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