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" " you’ve had a secret crush on me and don’t know how to tell me? | |||
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"It's difficult to come out with it. " Are you coming out!? | |||
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"Don't rush me, I need to take my time about it. " If you have something you want to tell, you may message me privately, if you'd rather not say publicly. I will not break a confidence and I will endeavour not to judge. | |||
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"Does it involve a rare medieval hammer, 5 sets of cufflinks, 2 meters of flossing ribbon, a large elk, a likeness of Bob Holnes made from venetian glass, and a massive clerical error? Am I getting close? " I've clearly not d*unk enough tonight... | |||
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"Does it involve a rare medieval hammer, 5 sets of cufflinks, 2 meters of flossing ribbon, a large elk, a likeness of Bob Holnes made from venetian glass, and a massive clerical error? Am I getting close? " i have the same recurring dream but mine has Nicholas Parsons and two of the Diddy men in it too | |||
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"I think I'm going to have to sleep on it. " Is it a pillow or a mattress? | |||
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"I think I'm going to have to sleep on it. " | |||
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"I think I'm going to have to sleep on it. " Fecking tease! A problem shared is a problem halved, or much less, considering the interest here. Or is this all a sly ploy for more viewers and getting on Page 1 of most Fabbed pics? You won't sleep properly without shedding the story from the head. Imagine the dreams | |||
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"I think I'm going to have to sleep on it. Fecking tease! A problem shared is a problem halved, or much less, considering the interest here. Or is this all a sly ploy for more viewers and getting on Page 1 of most Fabbed pics? You won't sleep properly without shedding the story from the head. Imagine the dreams " Go to sleep tony, it’s probably nothing | |||
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"I think I'm going to have to sleep on it. Is it a pillow or a mattress? " Or is it a hammock? | |||
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"I think I'm going to have to sleep on it. Is it a pillow or a mattress? Or is it a hammock?" You are pushing it now | |||
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"Getting bored of this now. Spill or forgeddaboudit " Let it go buddy | |||
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"Don't say you were having outdoors fun and knocked over one of the stones " | |||
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"Getting bored of this now. Spill or forgeddaboudit Let it go buddy " Don't, just DON'T start that effing song going off in my head now! | |||
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"Don't say you were having outdoors fun and knocked over one of the stones " Glad someone got it | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while " Or a bit of light hearted fun perhaps? No one forced you to read it or post. | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while " is it the guy or lady that quotes here? | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while Or a bit of light hearted fun perhaps? No one forced you to read it or post. " I'm seeing it as the light hearted fun version. But then again I'm the light hearted fun type. | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while " Funlovers you say..... | |||
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"I think I'm going to have to sleep on it. " I hear this a lot. | |||
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" " Well if we fall out over it the best part is the make up sex | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while " Yup, imagine people on fab wanting attention... | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while Yup, imagine people on fab wanting attention..." Shocking! | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while " It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker. Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker. Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. " omg you're a pugilist now | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker. Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. " Winner winner chicken dinner. | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker. Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. " I like that saying. I'm going to pinch it if you don't mind and use it to some arseholes I have to deal with in everyday life. | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while Funlovers you say..... " *boom | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while Funlovers you say..... *boom " | |||
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"You just have to be patient with me. I pinky promise I'll spill, I'm building up to it. " No you won't like I said earlier you're just nosey | |||
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"You just have to be patient with me. I pinky promise I'll spill, I'm building up to it. " Is there dramatic music to this escalating and nail bitingly tense conclusion? It must be an epic score! John Williams worthy even!! | |||
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"You just have to be patient with me. I pinky promise I'll spill, I'm building up to it. Is there dramatic music to this escalating and nail bitingly tense conclusion? It must be an epic score! John Williams worthy even!! " Oh Yes G3orgie six bass, eight cellos, four trombones and a tuba. duunnn dunnn. .. duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun ... | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker. Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. " oh fuck, that made me chuckle | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker. Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. " Priceless | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while Funlovers you say..... *boom " Funsuckers more apt. | |||
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"You just have to be patient with me. I pinky promise I'll spill, I'm building up to it. Is there dramatic music to this escalating and nail bitingly tense conclusion? It must be an epic score! John Williams worthy even!! Oh Yes G3orgie six bass, eight cellos, four trombones and a tuba. duunnn dunnn. .. duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun ... " Marvelous! Only another hundred posts needed and we'll be able to draw this out to a part 2! | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker. Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. " | |||
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"Hmmmmm your only a stones throw from Salisbury.... your a Russian Agent arnt you ?? " Codename Tittyana Suckyouoff. | |||
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"Hmmmmm your only a stones throw from Salisbury.... your a Russian Agent arnt you ?? Codename Tittyana Suckyouoff. " | |||
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"Hmmmmm your only a stones throw from Salisbury.... your a Russian Agent arnt you ?? Codename Tittyana Suckyouoff. " at Tittyana.... | |||
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"Did she spill yet? " Dunno, but I did..... | |||
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"Did she spill yet? nope she wants us to spill " I've nothing to spill.. What about you? | |||
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"Did she spill yet? Dunno, but I did..... " Your cup of tea? | |||
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"Did she spill yet? Dunno, but I did..... Your cup of tea?" Yes. That. My tea. Obvs....... | |||
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"Did she spill yet? nope she wants us to spill I've nothing to spill.. What about you?" I have loads but I'm keeping schtum to | |||
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" " This thread had made me chuckle all over again x | |||
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time Just to keep a bit of attention for a while " Ooh, I smell jelly | |||
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" C'mon now D! Spill the beans already! " Have you been waiting all this time? | |||
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"This is the "How to keep a cunt in suspense" joke, in writing " No, it’s like ordering a take away with a woman | |||
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" C'mon now D! Spill the beans already! Have you been waiting all this time? " In absolute tenter hooks I have been | |||
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"I do have to admit, I'm getting very very close. But the pressure I'm under. You really have no idea Fellow Forumites. " Do it!Do it!Do it! | |||
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" C'mon now D! Spill the beans already! Have you been waiting all this time? In absolute tenter hooks I have been " She's going to 175 with this. | |||
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"Don't say you were having outdoors fun and knocked over one of the stones " Bloody hell! Have a care, Mick Jagger is getting on a bit now! | |||
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"I'm trying to find the right words. " sorry seems to be the hardest word | |||
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" C'mon now D! Spill the beans already! Have you been waiting all this time? In absolute tenter hooks I have been She's going to 175 with this." I foresee a Part 2 in the near future... | |||
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"Oh don't tell us then! (I'm going for the reverse psychology angle) " Right then, I won't! (Said in a huffy voice) It didn't work | |||
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"I know what it is. PM me a Faf message and a vag pic and I'll tell you...... *some none or all of this may or may not be true......" Politely FAF off. You know nothing. Oh, and while I'm at it. Farting in places where people can't escape from the smell is just plain evil. | |||
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"I know what it is. PM me a Faf message and a vag pic and I'll tell you...... *some none or all of this may or may not be true...... Politely FAF off. You know nothing. Oh, and while I'm at it. Farting in places where people can't escape from the smell is just plain evil. " I'm trying to get vag pics. Shhhhhhh. Don't spoil it....... | |||
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"I know what it is. PM me a Faf message and a vag pic and I'll tell you...... *some none or all of this may or may not be true...... Politely FAF off. You know nothing. Oh, and while I'm at it. Farting in places where people can't escape from the smell is just plain evil. I'm trying to get vag pics. Shhhhhhh. Don't spoil it....... " Yeah, let us know how that goes for you ... | |||
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"I know what it is. PM me a Faf message and a vag pic and I'll tell you...... *some none or all of this may or may not be true...... Politely FAF off. You know nothing. Oh, and while I'm at it. Farting in places where people can't escape from the smell is just plain evil. I'm trying to get vag pics. Shhhhhhh. Don't spoil it....... Yeah, let us know how that goes for you ..." So far............ Very poorly. I think the wimmins are getting wise to this now. | |||
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"Congrats pretty, so proud of you. You did it " Well, nearly, but not quite. But the countdown has begun and the clock is ticking down. | |||
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"Congrats pretty, so proud of you. You did it Well, nearly, but not quite. But the countdown has begun and the clock is ticking down. " Could I be arsed? Could I fuck! Worst attention seeking thread I've seen so far | |||
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"Congrats pretty, so proud of you. You did it Well, nearly, but not quite. But the countdown has begun and the clock is ticking down. Could I be arsed? Could I fuck! Worst attention seeking thread I've seen so far " Well aren't you a just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in happiness. Do I care that you can't be arsed. Do I fuck. However, I am tremendously NOT sorry that my sense of humour has offended your utter lack of it. | |||
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"Congrats pretty, so proud of you. You did it Well, nearly, but not quite. But the countdown has begun and the clock is ticking down. Could I be arsed? Could I fuck! Worst attention seeking thread I've seen so far " It appears you could be arsed enough to post on a thread you don’t give a fuck about though. | |||
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