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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nextdoor to me is a smoking dole scrounging(by choice) little chav that has been outside for the last hour coughing,hecking up and spitting some vile stuff from his throat non stop into my garden, i feel physically sick and just need some reason not to go out there and knock him out

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Nextdoor to me is a smoking dole scrounging(by choice) little chav that has been outside for the last hour coughing,hecking up and spitting some vile stuff from his throat non stop into my garden, i feel physically sick and just need some reason not to go out there and knock him out "
there isnt any reason not to...go fer it!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Nextdoor to me is a smoking dole scrounging(by choice) little chav that has been outside for the last hour coughing,hecking up and spitting some vile stuff from his throat non stop into my garden, i feel physically sick and just need some reason not to go out there and knock him out "

Nick his spliff......... inhale.......... chill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got to that point where i have had half a bottle of spirits and its still not chilling me out grrrrrrrf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nextdoor to me is a smoking dole scrounging(by choice) little chav that has been outside for the last hour coughing,hecking up and spitting some vile stuff from his throat non stop into my garden, i feel physically sick and just need some reason not to go out there and knock him out "

sounds like half the people on my street

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

stop looking out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large bucket of water over him and when he shouts, tell him you thought it was a cat with a fur ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stop looking out the window

"

Im not got tv on and can still hear him

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

not worth it...

you hit him

he calls old bill

you get banged up

he gets compo

you get done up the jacksie by big hairy arsed monster

he buys more with your compo

you get farmers rest of your natural

just pull the curtains...or call old bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and kick him in the bollocks, then just walk back in the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out and bounce the scruffy little twat.

Look upon it as your gift to society! R

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"not worth it...

you hit him

he calls old bill

you get banged up

he gets compo

you get done up the jacksie by big hairy arsed monster

he buys more with your compo

you get farmers rest of your natural

just pull the curtains...or call old bill

"

Ahhh but my theory is he cant talk if 1 he's knocked out 2 still cant talk if i break his jaw 3 i own my house so if he dis call the old bill im atill living next door

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"not worth it...

you hit him

he calls old bill

you get banged up

he gets compo

you get done up the jacksie by big hairy arsed monster

he buys more with your compo

you get farmers rest of your natural

just pull the curtains...or call old bill

Ahhh but my theory is he cant talk if 1 he's knocked out 2 still cant talk if i break his jaw 3 i own my house so if he dis call the old bill im atill living next door "

chair leg then...

batter him to a pulp, then nick his stash..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex neighbour had two delinquent sons who used to sit on my step and spit all over...i was forever washing it off.

so one night i flicked wallpaper paste over her step and she called the fooking coppers and i got the bollocking...At least what i flicked wasnt out of someones gob.........jeez the coppers got short thrift too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the police if you smell them smoking just call the police and tell them its a constant problem and you have had enough of the anti-social behaviour, take notes and dates in a notebook of all the shit that happens before you call, take photos in the morning of all his spit in your garden too and anything else you can see around that might incriminate him...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"not worth it...

you hit him

he calls old bill

you get banged up

he gets compo

you get done up the jacksie by big hairy arsed monster

he buys more with your compo

you get farmers rest of your natural

just pull the curtains...or call old bill

Ahhh but my theory is he cant talk if 1 he's knocked out 2 still cant talk if i break his jaw 3 i own my house so if he dis call the old bill im atill living next door

chair leg then...

batter him to a pulp, then nick his stash.."

Then flush it that would piss him off hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large bucket of water over him and when he shouts, tell him you thought it was a cat with a fur ball "
lolol good one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and shit on his doorstep, see how he likes it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large bucket of water over him and when he shouts, tell him you thought it was a cat with a fur ball lolol good one x"

I'd end up throwing the bucket at him as well

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By *ce-2uMan
over a year ago

winsford,Chester & wirral

he's not worth it mate hitting him not the answer mate, they always win.

4 yrs ago we lived next door to a weirdo me stabbed me, threatened us both damaged our cars. We got an injunction on him, that didn't work instaled cctv. In the end we sold up and moved, think long and hard mate.

Your better off getting another smack head to do the dirty deed, good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make friends with him...;-)

Share Your stash... Job done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stop looking out the window

"

^^^ +1

Get perving at the newest Most Fab'b Pics,

will take your mind off it

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