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By *alton OP   Man
over a year ago

prescot

When 3 people have sex it's called and threesome, when 2 people have sex it's called at twosome. Now I understand why they call you handsome

I sat on the end of the bed pulling off my boxers,when the wife looked at me and said "Please don't do that to the dogs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked my missus for a wank last night.

She starts rubbing my dick with her key ring.

I thought to myself, "is it me or is she fobbing me off?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young lad asks his dad "what's a manager"?

Dad replies," it's someone who's in charge of others at work, helps them learn and takes the flack when things go wrong, why son"?

"cos when uncle andy and uncle Steve came round earlier I heard them saying shes a bit of a handfull but I'm sure we'l both manage her"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The missus asked me if she pleased me in bed.

I said "Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth!"

"What trick?" she asked

I said "The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What starts with C ends with T, is wet on the inside and hairy on the outside?

Its a coconut!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"The missus asked me if she pleased me in bed.

I said "Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth!"

"What trick?" she asked

I said "The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!!""

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local chicken farmer is hiring staff for Xmas £9.50 an hour.

I told them about your experience handling small cocks.

You start Monday...

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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet

NBAG

I think thats bang out of order!

_rummps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dirlfriend was preparing breakfast in the kitchen when I heard this almighty bang. I rushed in to tthe kitchen. I was horrified with what I saw; she was on the floor convulsing and going blue in the face. All the food she was preparing was all over the floor. I was in a state of shock and panic not know what to do...............then I remembered Weatherspoons up the road was doing a full emglis brekky for £3.99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the worst kind of bouncer?

The cheques i write for children in need

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