FabSwingers.com forum: Why would someone meet me?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my sex.

It wouldn’t be for my cooking skills because i don’t have any!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Takeaway on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wouldn't. I can tell because they don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They wouldn't. I can tell because they don't

Says a man with 35 verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because Im unshockable and I can make you laugh...no matter how inappropriate the timing might be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I can be a laugh and I make a very good cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They wouldn't. I can tell because they don't

Says a man with 35 verifications

Touché. I know England lost last night but let’s not put things on a downer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because Im unshockable and I can make you laugh...no matter how inappropriate the timing might be

Make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun."

You forgot easy on the eyes poochie poochie poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

He has a big willy

Have we got a Match?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Because Im unshockable and I can make you laugh...no matter how inappropriate the timing might be

My kinda girl.....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun."

Also my kind of girl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like your cock size op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like your cock size op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because I'm very nice at being very naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody should meet me

Unless they feel they want to

All il say is im a little loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?"
because I'm lovely, great sense of humour, not bad looking so I'm told and really good company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because there will be no awkward silences as i can chat for Wales. I'm very good at making a person feel at ease and can get in their pants by making them laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’d meet you

And I’m pretty cool. Witty banter. God knows. I’m amazing at sucking cock?

(I’m not good at boosting myself up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because there will be no awkward silences as i can chat for Wales. I'm very good at making a person feel at ease and can get in their pants by making them laugh

Is that a promise

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Because there will be no awkward silences as i can chat for Wales. I'm very good at making a person feel at ease and can get in their pants by making them laugh

What if they don't wear pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly overweight, small penis, terrible at sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

He has a big willy

Have we got a Match?"

We are both from Devon, I know they like to keep it in the family down there but I’m a modern girl and trying to break away from tradition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

He has a big willy

Have we got a Match?

We are both from Devon, I know they like to keep it in the family down there but I’m a modern girl and trying to break away from tradition.

You and your fancy ways !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

He has a big willy

Have we got a Match?

We are both from Devon, I know they like to keep it in the family down there but I’m a modern girl and trying to break away from tradition.

You and your fancy ways !

As long as you dip it in clotted cream first we will get on famously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’ll sleep in the wet patch

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Cos I put out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’ll sleep in the wet patch "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because there will be no awkward silences as i can chat for Wales. I'm very good at making a person feel at ease and can get in their pants by making them laugh

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bet you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a little chubby, going bald (but sexy with it lol) but a great listener, super sense of humour and will take off your clothes before sex and fold it up (no creases)

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

oral skills

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Because I have a friendly smile that puts people at ease, have an engaging personality and can chat for ages about virtually anything.

Oh, and i'm pretty good in the sack i'm told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m the only blank profile to categorically rock ones sexual worlds? Oh I’m modest too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite like your cock size op "

Modest. Unlike my personality

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Because..

I'm fun to chat to.. reasonable body for a bloke my age ...and least important of all... I have an 11" penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cos I put out

Faf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

He has a big willy

Have we got a Match?

We are both from Devon, I know they like to keep it in the family down there but I’m a modern girl and trying to break away from tradition.

You and your fancy ways !

As long as you dip it in clotted cream first we will get on famously. "

Can we share scones jam and cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because..

I'm fun to chat to.. reasonable body for a bloke my age ...and least important of all... I have an 11" penis

Where the fuck do you even hide that thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

He has a big willy

Have we got a Match?

We are both from Devon, I know they like to keep it in the family down there but I’m a modern girl and trying to break away from tradition.

You and your fancy ways !

As long as you dip it in clotted cream first we will get on famously.

Can we share scones jam and cream

I love sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because I can or can't I I can't make my mind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos I put out

Hola

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

He has a big willy

Have we got a Match?

We are both from Devon, I know they like to keep it in the family down there but I’m a modern girl and trying to break away from tradition.

You and your fancy ways !

As long as you dip it in clotted cream first we will get on famously.

Can we share scones jam and cream

I love sharing

Isn’t that why we’re all on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m nice, chatty , have an extremely dirty mind and I like to share my thoughts with someone. Plus I’m very good at oral and great in bed, on the floor, on the sofa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

He has a big willy

Have we got a Match?

We are both from Devon, I know they like to keep it in the family down there but I’m a modern girl and trying to break away from tradition.

You and your fancy ways !

As long as you dip it in clotted cream first we will get on famously.

Can we share scones jam and cream

I love sharing

Isn’t that why we’re all on here

I prefer sharing with a partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm cute as a rainbow farting unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because frankly I’m pretty awesome; I’m good company, friendly and witty. I’m articulate intelligent and a very good listener. I’ve also been told I’m easy on the eyes too...

Plus I’m very very modest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am great to get on with, I have a good sense of humour, I don't take fab or myself too seriously...

And I give great BJs....apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because frankly I’m pretty awesome; I’m good company, friendly and witty. I’m articulate intelligent and a very good listener. I’ve also been told I’m easy on the eyes too...

Plus I’m very very modest "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because im world class at tbagging

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Cos they want to try on my underwear

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

To find out more .... there is more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly I think because they are intrigued that I live in a cave

Hopefully because I'm friendly optimistic fun articulate....like a truck....

and only pretend to be drive a van with a fully equipped workshop chainsaws and lots of rolls of black plastic sheets and a full selection of shovels

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Because I am great to get on with, I have a good sense of humour, I don't take fab or myself too seriously...

And I give great BJs....apparently

I can vouch for everything but that last bit...need to experience that in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legend "

I’m Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K is gorgeous and sexy as hell, and I guess I'm alright too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I know the answer to that question...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Why because I'm me stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m great company, adorable and apparently I’m good at that sex stuff too especially bjs

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We’ve got cake

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Because I’m great company, adorable and apparently I’m good at that sex stuff too especially bjs

Proof please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm the dirtiest bitch you'll ever have

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to mention that thing I can do, I stay hard after i cum and can continue to fuck. I believe it’s called a shag-a-thon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m great company, adorable and apparently I’m good at that sex stuff too especially bjs

Proof please

I can provide written statements?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Because I’m great company, adorable and apparently I’m good at that sex stuff too especially bjs

Proof please

I can provide written statements?

Not quite what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m great company, adorable and apparently I’m good at that sex stuff too especially bjs

Proof please

I can provide written statements?

Not quite what I was thinking

Tut

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

For my Irish accent witty banter lucky charms rainbows pots of gold....all the rest....but most importantly my potato recipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They wouldn't. I can tell because they don't

Says a man with 35 verifications

Nearly all from organised socials, mostly fron the organisers. The last on from a one-to-one meet is five years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get meets because I'm fucking fantastic

Good laugh put everyone at ease always Naked and I have a very dirty open mind.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Legend

I’m Batman

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Because I’m great company, adorable and apparently I’m good at that sex stuff too especially bjs

I can vouch for that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Because I’m great company, adorable and apparently I’m good at that sex stuff too especially bjs

Proof please

I can provide written statements?

Not quite what I was thinking

Tut

Hey a guy can hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because im rather funny and not pushy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Because im rather funny and not pushy

I have an inbox full of messages from you that say otherwise

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Because im rather funny and not pushy

People meet you to get closer to me. 'Oh my God, peach touched this hand, can I hold it?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I have a friendly smile that puts people at ease, have an engaging personality and can chat for ages about virtually anything.

Oh, and i'm pretty good in the sack i'm told!

And modest too

Why would someone meet me? I take advantage of good light in my pictures

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Because I can hold a conversation, have a GSOH and can listen very well.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Because I’m genuine and fun and I treat people with respect.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There is a gap in the market for midget clown porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a gap in the market for midget clown fart porn."

FIFY

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There is a gap in the market for midget clown fart porn.

FIFY"

Yes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?"

Not sure anymore...

Used to think I’m ok, decent boobs and face BUT...i have a massive defective brain! Keep choosing fucktards tbh

MrsK x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I'm a little chubby, going bald (but sexy with it lol) but a great listener, super sense of humour and will take off your clothes before sex and fold it up (no creases)"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sucking cock and I take it up the arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?

Not sure anymore...

Used to think I’m ok, decent boobs and face BUT...i have a massive defective brain! Keep choosing fucktards tbh

MrsK x"

Hope that doesn’t include me Mrs k x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face...it is ace

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

This is interview territory " so why should we employ you ?"

I'm not one for bigging myself up, it feels alien to me.

I'm a decent human being who wears her heart on her sleeve, with a filthy mind and kinky desires ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I can cook, I have a good selection of films, I'm a good laugh, I'll suck up all your body fluids.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...because I'm a great fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wouldn't. They would put up with me because of my wifes tits!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Because I’m the most interesting person I’ve ever spoken to.

(Whether other people find me to be as such, may be debatable however)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I’m easy to be around and can make you feel very comfortable quickly. I like a good laugh and don’t take myself too seriously. It would be fun.

He has a big willy

Have we got a Match?

We are both from Devon, I know they like to keep it in the family down there but I’m a modern girl and trying to break away from tradition.

You and your fancy ways !

As long as you dip it in clotted cream first we will get on famously.

Can we share scones jam and cream

I love sharing

Isn’t that why we’re all on here

I prefer sharing with a partner. "

Bring him with you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Because I’m genuine and fun and I treat people with respect.

Pretty damn good looking to if I remember right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To touch my hair mostly

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Just cos...you know

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I make awesome tea, I am actually, genuinely a really nice lady with a really relaxed, friendly attitude, and I like to leave people smiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the middle of nowhere...there's not many options around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To meet Pooch obviously

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd say because I'm a nice guy but nobody really wants a nice guy. Shit happens I'm happy enough....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

They wouldn't.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"They wouldn't."

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you could do a lot worse than us!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Why would someone want to meet you?

I've often wondered that myself

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"They wouldn't.

True

Suck my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because i can lick my eyebrows

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"They wouldn't.

True

Suck my balls "

Na I'm straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say because I'm a nice guy but nobody really wants a nice guy. Shit happens I'm happy enough...."

Because You have caramel barrels ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd say because I'm a nice guy but nobody really wants a nice guy. Shit happens I'm happy enough....

Because You have caramel barrels ?"

And many more. Think you should come get them

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I can do the splits...

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"Because I am great to get on with, I have a good sense of humour, I don't take fab or myself too seriously...

And I give great BJs....apparently

I can vouch for everything but that last bit...need to experience that in person

I can vouch for the vouch for the later too

It was also AMAZING to watch

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Because I’m such good fun, and a bloody lovely chap.......

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Nairobi Kenya and NOT in

If you like a secret spice that’s also very nice - then why wouldn’t you like trouble like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I have a friendly smile that puts people at ease, have an engaging personality and can chat for ages about virtually anything.

Oh, and i'm pretty good in the sack i'm told!

Definitely true

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Because I’m awesome and give great blow jobs and can cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should meet me so you can have that one god awful meet story to tell eveyone else.

It might be our meet or all the others compared to ours !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To meet Pooch obviously

Pooch is a star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To touch my hair mostly "

Ah, The Hair

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I find myself chortling at some of these replies.

Oh my. The things some of you will try and have others believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do the splits..."

Do you do the run and jump splits or the slide gracefully down type

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Cos I ooooze according to my veris......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find myself chortling at some of these replies.

Oh my. The things some of you will try and have others believe

I think I was pretty nailed on with mine

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I find myself chortling at some of these replies.

Oh my. The things some of you will try and have others believe

I think I was pretty nailed on with mine

Yes. Yours is perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?"

Because I bloody love a full English with meaty, tasty, filling, firm sausages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I offer something different.

I’m all for the experience, drinks, a laugh, a connection, which leads to better sex.

Oh and I don’t pretend to be something I’m not...i back up what it says on the tin

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Cos I'm gorgeous..... according to my mum.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I find myself chortling at some of these replies.

Oh my. The things some of you will try and have others believe

I think I was pretty nailed on with mine

Yes. Yours is perfect

His wasn’t the only one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I find myself chortling at some of these replies.

Oh my. The things some of you will try and have others believe

I think I was pretty nailed on with mine

Yes. Yours is perfect

His wasn’t the only one

Oh mine was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because their first choice failed to turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos’ I take nice photos

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Cos’ I take nice photos

You really do

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By *andR2000Couple
over a year ago

wigan

Big cock and big appetite

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"There is a gap in the market for midget clown porn."

Definitely, I’ve even seen the outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos’ I take nice photos

You wear lovely underwear too

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m very laid back, love to chat to get to know somebody. If we have the same slightly warped sense of humour. Then even better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the free booze, definitely not for my looks

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?"

I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos’ I take nice photos

I’ve been told I do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm attractive, relaxed and easy to be around, upbeat and fun, naturally sexy and flirtatious and not weird or forced or pushy about it, and when we both slip into a gorgeously desirous frenzy I'm a fucking good fuck with a deliciously kinky mind, a fantastic tongue, wickedly naughty fingers, a good sense for what's working and when it needs changing up or down a gear, have an eye for detail, and am a great kisser

Now onto the next contestant Cilla

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"No idea really

I know lots of reasons why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea really

I know lots of reasons why

Oh hello

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Cos’ I take nice photos

Yes you do

Is that you in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well some people have no taste

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Because of my wit and charm, obviously

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

To tick ‘fat deaf chick with a lisp’ off their to do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my enthusiasm, undivided attention to getting a guys happy ending and if that fails a couple of pretty tight holes to stick things in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my enthusiasm, undivided attention to getting a guys happy ending and if that fails a couple of pretty tight holes to stick things in. "

Sounds perfect !

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

They try to meet me, but I'm unmeetable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?"

To try and shag my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my enthusiasm, undivided attention to getting a guys happy ending and if that fails a couple of pretty tight holes to stick things in.

Sounds perfect !"

What can I say, I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?

To try and shag my wife "

I’d rather shag you both though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see if it's really true what folks say about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To see if it's really true what folks say about me

"
that your nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female for nsa sex? Let's be realistic here, most men.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?

To try and shag my wife "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the most amazing card trick that has to be seen to be believed.

And sex and stuff I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah.

Knew I had forgotten something....

the sex stuff...

I must have been here far too long

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"For my enthusiasm, undivided attention to getting a guys happy ending and if that fails a couple of pretty tight holes to stick things in. "

I think I just came a little bit.......

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By *ixfootinthecityMan
over a year ago

South East

My face is very comfortable

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Because the Chinese eat anything and have nimble tongues as a result

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or you rather.

I’m fucking amazing, obviously. Great sense of humour. I make a wicked breakfast

And body isn’t to bad.

Why would someone want to meet you?

To try and shag my wife

Where is she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a fat bird and guys love to give sympathy fucks.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I know the most amazing card trick that has to be seen to be believed.

And sex and stuff I guess."

Intriguing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell jokes while I’m making love to you like a Casanova. What else a woman want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To see if it's really true what folks say about me

that your nuts?

That I like salted nuts maybe

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By *argar90Man
over a year ago

lucan

"because I'm very nice at being very naughty

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By *argar90Man
over a year ago

lucan

"Because I'm a fat bird and guys love to give sympathy fucks. "

Give over your a fucking hottie

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Why should you meet me?

Good question. I don't even want to meet me most of the time.

I talk bollocks, occassionaly funny, can use cutlery, house trained, have cats (2), frequently use joined up writing, work too hard, have the correct number of digits on the correct number of hands, only one dimple, allowed out with zero supervision.

Own teeth and hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I got a 6pack and like haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because

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