FabSwingers.com forum: oh my god!

By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

i think my weekend's going from bad to worst.......

just been shopping and ran into a bloody bloke i've been talking to on here. he came up behind me and said

"alright serenity, any chance i can see them tits in person now"

my mum was standing at the side of me.......oh my god i could have died!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think my weekend's going from bad to worst.......

just been shopping and ran into a bloody bloke i've been talking to on here. he came up behind me and said

"alright serenity, any chance i can see them tits in person now"

my mum was standing at the side of me.......oh my god i could have died!!!!

Some people have the tact of a brick lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have looked right back at him and said ... have you fookin escaped, twat!

Thats just wrong....

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

i am quite lucky to have a very understanding mum tho.i got the "i'm not angry, i'm just disappointed" looks.

oh, and i did get a 10 min car journey home consisting of a safe sex chat. somehow it feels wrong talking about comdoms with ya mum when ya nearly 30 lol

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By *erandhim67Couple
over a year ago

West Lothian

"Should have looked right back at him and said ... have you fookin escaped, twat!

Thats just wrong...."

I will second that - TWAT! - discretion is paramount on a site like this. Her xxxx

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By *ibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Cupar

You have reported him to admin right? Not fiar not to really - leaves people with more delicate jobs on here at risk of being fucked i(not in a good way) by the eejit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am quite lucky to have a very understanding mum tho.i got the "i'm not angry, i'm just disappointed" looks.

oh, and i did get a 10 min car journey home consisting of a safe sex chat. somehow it feels wrong talking about comdoms with ya mum when ya nearly 30 lol"

Should always listen to your mum a bit like i do not lol xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"i think my weekend's going from bad to worst.......

just been shopping and ran into a bloody bloke i've been talking to on here. he came up behind me and said

"alright serenity, any chance i can see them tits in person now"

my mum was standing at the side of me.......oh my god i could have died!!!!

Oh God - that's terrible - when are you meeting him then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamin' 'eck!!

What an absolute eejit!!! Hope your chats with him will now cease!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Thats shocking!!!

Thank god you have an understanding mother - and werent with anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely shocking!!!!! does he think he is clever doing something like that???? disgraceful behaviour.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Should have looked right back at him and said ... have you fookin escaped, twat!

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

this past two days have really made me think about the whole swinging thing, and question whether i have the heart for it anymore.

come to the conclusion that i'm going to happierly read the forums and still chat to people but the whole meets thing is way out the window for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this past two days have really made me think about the whole swinging thing, and question whether i have the heart for it anymore.

come to the conclusion that i'm going to happierly read the forums and still chat to people but the whole meets thing is way out the window for a while. "

Can completely understand that - nwhat a shocker love your mum's dissapointment description - but has she succeeded in the just shutting the door killer columbo question - bet my mum could give her a run for her money on that one lol

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

she once tried to ask me in a round about way how many people i had slept with when i was round for sunday dinner once.

i kinda shrugged and said are we counting women as well?

she went very quiet and continued chopping the veg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she once tried to ask me in a round about way how many people i had slept with when i was round for sunday dinner once.

i kinda shrugged and said are we counting women as well?

she went very quiet and continued chopping the veg lol"

pmsl absolutely love that

me mums quite posh and when my brother got his first job working on gay news she demanded that the richmond whsmiths was stocking it - but did have the funny experience of sitting on the bridge over soho market seeing my dad come out of a shop with a brown paper bag lol

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

pmsl!!! ohh that is funny.

i have a million stories about me and my family and the trouble i get meself into. i'm surprised me family haven't disowned me by now.

still not sure me mum has forgiven me for making her take me to hospital cause i thought i was dying from stomach ache only to walk out 6 hours later knowing she was gonna be a grandma lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg thats a topper

have to admit that isnt my strong part - was in hospital for 5 days longer than the ex wife and my newborn son after collapsing immediately after cutting the cord. Will never live that down.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"i think my weekend's going from bad to worst.......

just been shopping and ran into a bloody bloke i've been talking to on here. he came up behind me and said

"alright serenity, any chance i can see them tits in person now"

my mum was standing at the side of me.......oh my god i could have died!!!!

*speechless *

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

lmao!!! i wouldn't let ya live it down either honey. thats tease ammo for years to come lol

got another for ya.

mum had a major argument with her hubby and came storming round mine to spend the night to get away from him. i'd had company the night before and didn;t think anything of it when she went up to bed in my room (i'd already changed the sheets anyways)

should have see the look on her face when she came downstairs holding 2 pair of tights in her hand telling me she had kindly removed them from the head post of my bed. only thing was, she hadn't seen them when she went to sleep, so she had slept the whole night next to my kinky tie ups lol

in the worlds of queenie, she was not amused lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

ok this is from stunna who is on this site - she actually went to a swing meet where a guy brought his mother along - do you think we could meet you if suitably chaperoned serenity lol xxx

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

flmao!!!

oh i fully expect both parents and grandparentse to be at the meet, letters of recommendation and a certificate of full mental healthcheck. anything less just isn't cricket poppet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"flmao!!!

oh i fully expect both parents and grandparentse to be at the meet, letters of recommendation and a certificate of full mental healthcheck. anything less just isn't cricket poppet!"

ok you are on - we have lots of certificates to say that we are completely mental and we can even bring our 11 year old transexual neice/nephew along

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

would be asking for blood and urine samples be pushing it just a little to far?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am quite lucky to have a very understanding mum tho.i got the "i'm not angry, i'm just disappointed" looks.

oh, and i did get a 10 min car journey home consisting of a safe sex chat. somehow it feels wrong talking about comdoms with ya mum when ya nearly 30 lol"

Well I hope you've kicked him into touch for being such a inconsiderate stupid .......... words don't even cover it!!

As for a lecture from your mum, try getting it from your kids!! I try to think it's only cos they care!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMFG

for once im lost for words

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"i think my weekend's going from bad to worst.......

just been shopping and ran into a bloody bloke i've been talking to on here. he came up behind me and said

"alright serenity, any chance i can see them tits in person now"

my mum was standing at the side of me.......oh my god i could have died!!!!

Instant dismissal, icy look downwards... reducing him to nothing.. and replying in any language u choose to... indicating that he clearly forgot to take his medication...?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Oi Serenity

Can I see those tits again!

**and yes readers.... I do know her**

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By *iss_serenity OP Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

lol, all i have to say to that maddie is my boobs are ur boobs!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"lol, all i have to say to that maddie is my boobs are ur boobs!!! "

You coming to the beach party Serenity? Or do I have to whip you for disobiedience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, all i have to say to that maddie is my boobs are ur boobs!!!

You coming to the beach party Serenity? Or do I have to whip you for disobiedience?

Any whipping going spare throw it my way lol

Craig xx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"lol, all i have to say to that maddie is my boobs are ur boobs!!!

You coming to the beach party Serenity? Or do I have to whip you for disobiedience?

Any whipping going spare throw it my way lol

Craig xx

I'll bring my cane to the beach party!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"lol, all i have to say to that maddie is my boobs are ur boobs!!!

You coming to the beach party Serenity? Or do I have to whip you for disobiedience?

Any whipping going spare throw it my way lol

Craig xx

I'll bring my cane to the beach party!

OUCH

I have a cane and it bloody hurts

Rob got me with it when I was'nt expecting it......I had a welt on my arse for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, all i have to say to that maddie is my boobs are ur boobs!!!

You coming to the beach party Serenity? Or do I have to whip you for disobiedience?

Any whipping going spare throw it my way lol

Craig xx

I'll bring my cane to the beach party!

You got whips and paddles too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a welt on my arse for hours

Wirely little buggers them i prefer prawns lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a guy come up to me in Asda when I was with my brother.. I gave him a look that said 'try it & die!!'

He got the hint lol!

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