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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

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By *ottiedottieCouple
over a year ago

this fair land


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying "

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Maybe they just need more practice???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo I just came back! Don’t ban me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will leave less women to compete for the hot men, so I'm all for it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maybe some people should have a better selection process. Ive not had a crap shag on here

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

How can they be crap? Every Fab profile suggests all Fabbers are sexual gods, and all verifications confirm that all Fabbers are amazing on meets? Every last one.

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

But every veri I’ve read has been the ‘best ever’

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying "

Well that's not true for a start.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

It would make sense to have a decent feedback system , and this could include a section on how good or bad they were in the sack .

Simple mark out of ten for each category , and the net result has to be displayed in the profile .

Win , win ....

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Yes, ban them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

Didn't realise we've met.

Soz.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

We all have off days. Sex is so much easier for women

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Maybe some people should have a better selection process. Ive not had a crap shag on here"

Brightonsteve

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?

It would make sense to have a decent feedback system , and this could include a section on how good or bad they were in the sack .

Simple mark out of ten for each category , and the net result has to be displayed in the profile .

Win , win .... "

Could a feedback system be abused though! What if someone lied for revenge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I’ll be banned then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

Well that's not true for a start."

‘Tis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it’s not that they are necessarily bad at sex, it’s just that they oversell their talents.

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I do think there should be a rating system or something lol

As it is you kinda have to read between the lines on the verifications

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Im crap at sex.

"Picks up hat from hat stand"

Ill see myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would one decide one is crap and ban them? Just cause you might think they're crap doesn't mean they are. Maybe ye are not compatible sexually. Or they were having an off day, bloated or whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me if there isn’t intense chemistry and connection then every time is going to be average for me.

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

Could I @ least get a meet first

Then the verification can be analysed in more detail

However subjective it may be

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?

It would make sense to have a decent feedback system , and this could include a section on how good or bad they were in the sack .

Simple mark out of ten for each category , and the net result has to be displayed in the profile .

Win , win ....

Could a feedback system be abused though! What if someone lied for revenge? "

Unfortunately I guess they could , but maybe something like a system that only allows one feedback per person you’ve met could be implemented . But what if people left feedback when they hadn’t met ? ...

Yeah it’s flawed , back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?

How can they be crap? Every Fab profile suggests all Fabbers are sexual gods, and all verifications confirm that all Fabbers are amazing on meets? Every last one."

I left one once that was 4 words.

"Better than a wank".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m yet to have a crap shag

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford


"I’m yet to have a crap shag "

That's because we've never met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m yet to have a crap shag

That's because we've never met "

One day sweet prince, one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm safe then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would one decide one is crap and ban them? Just cause you might think they're crap doesn't mean they are. Maybe ye are not compatible sexually. Or they were having an off day, bloated or whatever

"

Perhaps there should be a judge or a referee over seeing things,with a clipboard and a score sheet

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Some people talk a meet up so much it’s very disappointing when you do actually meet, add the fact that meeting face to face can mean there is no sexual connection and you need at least a little spark to make sex work. I’ve met a few over the years where it just wasn’t there but I wouldn’t say they were crap at sex, just crap at sex with me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"How would one decide one is crap and ban them? Just cause you might think they're crap doesn't mean they are. Maybe ye are not compatible sexually. Or they were having an off day, bloated or whatever

Perhaps there should be a judge or a referee over seeing things,with a clipboard and a score sheet "

That’s a 10 from Len

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me totally knackered then, may as well pack my bags and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would one decide one is crap and ban them? Just cause you might think they're crap doesn't mean they are. Maybe ye are not compatible sexually. Or they were having an off day, bloated or whatever

Perhaps there should be a judge or a referee over seeing things,with a clipboard and a score sheet

That’s a 10 from Len "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m okay because apparently I’m “a very classy lady who sucks like a hoover” and we should believe everything someone tells us on here, right!?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

*sigh*

I'll see myself out then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes people should be chemically castrated to prevent crimes against sex being committed.

Any men who are crap shags shoukd be forced to wear off white y fronts as a warning, and the women forced to grow a humungous growler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have off days. Sex is so much easier for women "

Like fuck it is. We get bit and slapped, our holes are stretched, we get jaw and neck ache from sucking and 17 stone men lean on our backs as they fuck out arses.

They may only be me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fuck, it's not a competition you know, where only the elite can join. One man's crap fuck is another man's champagne meet XXX

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Sounds like steelheels is frustrated to me, that the meet she met didn’t live up to her expectations...

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

Getting a meet would be nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it should be a case of being judged as being crap at sex but more did You have a good time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My reviews on shag advisor have been mixed, but all said I made an exceptional brew. I think it’s cause I let the teabag infuse for 2 minutes and I always catch it on the boil.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?

It would make sense to have a decent feedback system , and this could include a section on how good or bad they were in the sack .

Simple mark out of ten for each category , and the net result has to be displayed in the profile .

Win , win .... "

I think it's a good idea, perhaps expanded with more detail, such as attentiveness to partners' needs.

How good any partner is will always be subjective - someone's great will be another's mediocre. With enough rated meets behind someone, then a more balanced picture could emerge. This could also stop a lot of people who create multiple profiles and then delete, which would hinder their profile building up a robust set of feedback.

Just as with verification descriptions, there will still be some of us who will ignore them for multiple reasons as well as others who will take a chance on some who aren't verified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people aren't compatible.

What works for one person doesn't awlways work for another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a star based review system, like Trip Advisor... Bang Advisor

C

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying "

Exactly this. Just because sex isn’t great with one person, doesn’t mean someone else wouldn’t have great sex with the same person.

It really does take two. Who knew?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Veries are v subjective though,

I met a bloke on my single profile,really good veries ,but left me cold.

So what one person thinks is wow,won't be the same for others.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex like most things can be very subjective so one person's good meet might be another's nightmare.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"We all have off days. Sex is so much easier for women

Like fuck it is. We get bit and slapped, our holes are stretched, we get jaw and neck ache from sucking and 17 stone men lean on our backs as they fuck out arses.

They may only be me though "

Sounds like a good night

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

And don’t forget to add the classic line...

‘Treat this lady with respect guys. She’s worth it!’

I also like the line, ‘don’t mess this lady around guys...’

What a load of complete horse shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe a star based review system, like Trip Advisor... Bang Advisor

C"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And don’t forget to add the classic line...

‘Treat this lady with respect guys. She’s worth it!’

I also like the line, ‘don’t mess this lady around guys...’

What a load of complete horse shit. "

It’s usually blokes who have ‘heavy cummer’ written on there profiles like that’s going to seal the deal and the womens review back usually contains the line ‘he had a very suckable cock!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

Exactly this. Just because sex isn’t great with one person, doesn’t mean someone else wouldn’t have great sex with the same person.

It really does take two. Who knew?"

Sometimes it's like flogging a dead horse.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"And don’t forget to add the classic line...

‘Treat this lady with respect guys. She’s worth it!’

I also like the line, ‘don’t mess this lady around guys...’

What a load of complete horse shit.

It’s usually blokes who have ‘heavy cummer’ written on there profiles like that’s going to seal the deal and the womens review back usually contains the line ‘he had a very suckable cock!’"

Also ‘don’t pass him/her by folks’! Yeah like I’m gonna take unwanted advice from a stranger on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And don’t forget to add the classic line...

‘Treat this lady with respect guys. She’s worth it!’

I also like the line, ‘don’t mess this lady around guys...’

What a load of complete horse shit.

It’s usually blokes who have ‘heavy cummer’ written on there profiles like that’s going to seal the deal and the womens review back usually contains the line ‘he had a very suckable cock!’"

Does heavy cummer equate to good fucker?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Im crap at sex.

"Picks up hat from hat stand"

Ill see myself out "

I am happy to see if that claim is true.... Purely in the I terwst of you keeping your profile.... I'm nice like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like steelheels is frustrated to me, that the meet she met didn’t live up to her expectations... "

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have off days. Sex is so much easier for women

Like fuck it is. We get bit and slapped, our holes are stretched, we get jaw and neck ache from sucking and 17 stone men lean on our backs as they fuck out arses.

They may only be me though

Sounds like a good night "

Left me incapable of correcting my autocorrect, by the look of it.

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don’t like ones about women that say something like ‘well worth a shot if you get the chance lads!!!’ like the woman is some sort of commodity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t like ones about women that say something like ‘well worth a shot if you get the chance lads!!!’ like the woman is some sort of commodity. "

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

What i's this "sex" you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

Exactly this. Just because sex isn’t great with one person, doesn’t mean someone else wouldn’t have great sex with the same person.

It really does take two. Who knew?

Sometimes it's like flogging a dead horse. "

How much you want for it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What i's this "sex" you speak of?

"

You put your little wrinkly thing in a woman's baggy hole and wiggle it around. She says "Fuck off, you're shit", so you pull it out and go home for a cry-wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying "

This is so true.

Remember people have different preferences

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

Well that's not true for a start."

Well that’s not true for a start.

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London


"We all have off days. Sex is so much easier for women

Like fuck it is. We get bit and slapped, our holes are stretched, we get jaw and neck ache from sucking and 17 stone men lean on our backs as they fuck out arses.

They may only be me though "

Errr I’m still carrying a little holiday weight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in...

Reads thread....

Slips silently back into the man cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have off days. Sex is so much easier for women

Like fuck it is. We get bit and slapped, our holes are stretched, we get jaw and neck ache from sucking and 17 stone men lean on our backs as they fuck out arses.

They may only be me though

Errr I’m still carrying a little holiday weight!!"

Try not to lean so much then

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London


"And don’t forget to add the classic line...

‘Treat this lady with respect guys. She’s worth it!’

I also like the line, ‘don’t mess this lady around guys...’

What a load of complete horse shit.

It’s usually blokes who have ‘heavy cummer’ written on there profiles like that’s going to seal the deal and the womens review back usually contains the line ‘he had a very suckable cock!’

Also ‘don’t pass him/her by folks’! Yeah like I’m gonna take unwanted advice from a stranger on Fab "

True, that’s sound advice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

This is so true.

Remember people have different preferences "

Some people are just crap. No imagination, stiff bodies, sloppy kisses. But, who knows, there may be others who like that

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By *chooloffilthWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Hence why half of my verifications are hidden...Why would I display the ones that say how crap in bed I am?!

V x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

This is so true.

Remember people have different preferences

Some people are just crap. No imagination, stiff bodies, sloppy kisses. But, who knows, there may be others who like that "

I use kissing as a borometer on how things will work out, if the kiss is wrong then forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They must have thought the same about you... Maybe you should both be banned off fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

This is so true.

Remember people have different preferences

Some people are just crap. No imagination, stiff bodies, sloppy kisses. But, who knows, there may be others who like that

I use kissing as a borometer on how things will work out, if the kiss is wrong then forget it "

I've found that stiff lips and pokey tongues are usually on men who aren't relaxed, sexually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They must have thought the same about you... Maybe you should both be banned off fab "

You would be first to be booted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They must have thought the same about you... Maybe you should both be banned off fab

You would be first to be booted "

That's why I don't meet anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

This is so true.

Remember people have different preferences

Some people are just crap. No imagination, stiff bodies, sloppy kisses. But, who knows, there may be others who like that

I use kissing as a borometer on how things will work out, if the kiss is wrong then forget it "

Kiss me... yup, it’s gonna rain !

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

This is so true.

Remember people have different preferences

Some people are just crap. No imagination, stiff bodies, sloppy kisses. But, who knows, there may be others who like that

I use kissing as a borometer on how things will work out, if the kiss is wrong then forget it "

Definitely

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Not had any crap sex from here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not had any crap sex from here.."

Wait until we meet up pretty

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

This is so true.

Remember people have different preferences

Some people are just crap. No imagination, stiff bodies, sloppy kisses. But, who knows, there may be others who like that

I use kissing as a borometer on how things will work out, if the kiss is wrong then forget it

Kiss me... yup, it’s gonna rain !"

I should of said thermometer to see how hot it’s going to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

Sometimes when I look at verifications given to people I’ve met I truly believe they aren’t the same person!

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over a year ago

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London


"Hence why half of my verifications are hidden...Why would I display the ones that say how crap in bed I am?!

V x"

Or they show themselves as single and are verified from same sex/TV etc?!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

This is so true.

Remember people have different preferences

Some people are just crap. No imagination, stiff bodies, sloppy kisses. But, who knows, there may be others who like that

I use kissing as a borometer on how things will work out, if the kiss is wrong then forget it

Kiss me... yup, it’s gonna rain !"

Or gonna get wet at least.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"What i's this "sex" you speak of?

You put your little wrinkly thing in a woman's baggy hole and wiggle it around. She says "Fuck off, you're shit", so you pull it out and go home for a cry-wank."

Could I just stay home and have a wank and cut out the kerfuffle.

All sounds like a pit of a palaver to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

It might have been crap for them but once I have cum does it matter?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Maybe a sex mot that needs passing every 6-12 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could be bad to you, but not someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it could be down to the lack of sexual chemistry. One persons crap shag, could be another one's best

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By *aut-eWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"

I use kissing as a borometer on how things will work out, if the kiss is wrong then forget it

I should of said thermometer to see how hot it’s going to get "

This is my fav, the attraction is there and then a hot kiss that is so addictive you end up making out like teenagers, you know the sex is going to be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I use kissing as a borometer on how things will work out, if the kiss is wrong then forget it

I should of said thermometer to see how hot it’s going to get

This is my fav, the attraction is there and then a hot kiss that is so addictive you end up making out like teenagers, you know the sex is going to be great "

Just got a belly dip reading that. Kissing can be the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

Yes you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my hand up to be one of the judges for ladies on here to see if they are good or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes it could be down to the lack of sexual chemistry. One persons crap shag, could be another one's best "

Yes. My crap sex is definitely someone’s definition of their best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, perhaps I should leave Fab right now then........!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No I shouldn't,if you ban me how can I possibly improve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im crap at sex.

"Picks up hat from hat stand"

Ill see myself out "

Okay so I am sure I am not the only one here who would offer to practice with you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you think my verifications are hidden

I’ll get my coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffttt if the sex is crap, just blame it on the lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you think my verifications are hidden

I’ll get my coat!"

They're all from members of the Royal Family and various MP's and you had to sign a non disclosure agreement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pffttt if the sex is crap, just blame it on the lady "

I blame it on the boogie myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pffttt if the sex is crap, just blame it on the lady

I blame it on the boogie myself.... "

I’ll blow my nose next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?

Yes you should "

You read them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What could be called crap by you, might be mind blowing for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you think my verifications are hidden

I’ll get my coat!

They're all from members of the Royal Family and various MP's and you had to sign a non disclosure agreement? "

Looks like I’m not as discreet as I thought...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

Well that's not true for a start.

‘Tis "

You get out what you put in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you think my verifications are hidden

I’ll get my coat!

They're all from members of the Royal Family and various MP's and you had to sign a non disclosure agreement?

Looks like I’m not as discreet as I thought..."

I'm with Mi6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

Well that's not true for a start.

‘Tis

You get out what you put in "

Literally...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with low sex drives should be banned .

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"How would one decide one is crap and ban them? Just cause you might think they're crap doesn't mean they are. Maybe ye are not compatible sexually. Or they were having an off day, bloated or whatever

Perhaps there should be a judge or a referee over seeing things,with a clipboard and a score sheet "

And to be fair to everyone surely it should be the "Best of three" or maybe it has to go to penalty "shoot outs"?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

we all have our off days, even Olympic athletes don't get gold al the time.

But it depends how crap the sex is lol

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"It takes two (at least) to make crap sex.

Just saying

Well that's not true for a start.

‘Tis

You get out what you put in "

Strangely enough I misread the original post as being for banning people who give crabs.

Definitely a case of getting something out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People with low sex drives should be banned . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What i's this "sex" you speak of?

You put your little wrinkly thing in a woman's baggy hole and wiggle it around. She says "Fuck off, you're shit", so you pull it out and go home for a cry-wank.

Could I just stay home and have a wank and cut out the kerfuffle.

All sounds like a pit of a palaver to me."

Yes, join the rest of the wankers on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with low sex drives should be banned . "
what ones with a hyperdrive and can get there in seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And don’t forget to add the classic line...

‘Treat this lady with respect guys. She’s worth it!’

I also like the line, ‘don’t mess this lady around guys...’

What a load of complete horse shit. "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with low sex drives should be banned . what ones with a hyperdrive and can get there in seconds "

My sexdrive made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I suppose this saves me having to think about re-writing my profile

I'll just get my coat and see myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s usually about finding something that works. Some people just have a one track mind and that’s the usual cause of it not working out. Of course there must be one inch willies and women with the sexual drive of a d*unken sloth who suck like a dog with an ice lolly but in normal cases it’s a bit lazy not to find something that works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I banned myself because I’m a shit shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s usually about finding something that works. Some people just have a one track mind and that’s the usual cause of it not working out. Of course there must be one inch willies and women with the sexual drive of a d*unken sloth who suck like a dog with an ice lolly but in normal cases it’s a bit lazy not to find something that works."

Ha that's me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do people get meets on here? I cant even get a reply ahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

how do you know if they are as you say? Everyone is different but we all hope and want great sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who decides who gets kicked off then??? Your crap might be someone else's amazing???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s it ladies! I’ll test who’s not great in bed. Form a line

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

There is a common factor in all these crap sexual encounters, just say.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I've met people who from their veris are sex God's yet have been boring and perfunctory for my tastes. Kiss, tits, spot of oral, fuck. Yawwwwwwn

That approach clearly works for some but yes, ban them to the sex bin until they've learnt how to share pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met people who from their veris are sex God's yet have been boring and perfunctory for my tastes. Kiss, tits, spot of oral, fuck. Yawwwwwwn

That approach clearly works for some but yes, ban them to the sex bin until they've learnt how to share pleasure

"

What was your contribution?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I've met people who from their veris are sex God's yet have been boring and perfunctory for my tastes. Kiss, tits, spot of oral, fuck. Yawwwwwwn

That approach clearly works for some but yes, ban them to the sex bin until they've learnt how to share pleasure

What was your contribution?"

I'm a Dominatrix so do a lot of topping. In my private life, expect to be pleasured but still believe sex should be 50/50 effort. Very rarely laid there like a passive blob waiting to be pumped. Plus I get off on listening to the breathing, the moans, the body language, everything

I'm a sexual gourmet. I want a banquet, not a snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met people who from their veris are sex God's yet have been boring and perfunctory for my tastes. Kiss, tits, spot of oral, fuck. Yawwwwwwn

That approach clearly works for some but yes, ban them to the sex bin until they've learnt how to share pleasure

What was your contribution?

I'm a Dominatrix so do a lot of topping. In my private life, expect to be pleasured but still believe sex should be 50/50 effort. Very rarely laid there like a passive blob waiting to be pumped. Plus I get off on listening to the breathing, the moans, the body language, everything

I'm a sexual gourmet. I want a banquet, not a snack "

Excellent comeback

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"I've met people who from their veris are sex God's yet have been boring and perfunctory for my tastes. Kiss, tits, spot of oral, fuck. Yawwwwwwn

That approach clearly works for some but yes, ban them to the sex bin until they've learnt how to share pleasure

What was your contribution?

I'm a Dominatrix so do a lot of topping. In my private life, expect to be pleasured but still believe sex should be 50/50 effort. Very rarely laid there like a passive blob waiting to be pumped. Plus I get off on listening to the breathing, the moans, the body language, everything

I'm a sexual gourmet. I want a banquet, not a snack

Excellent comeback "

(Bows and doffs hat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met people who from their veris are sex God's yet have been boring and perfunctory for my tastes. Kiss, tits, spot of oral, fuck. Yawwwwwwn

That approach clearly works for some but yes, ban them to the sex bin until they've learnt how to share pleasure

What was your contribution?

I'm a Dominatrix so do a lot of topping. In my private life, expect to be pleasured but still believe sex should be 50/50 effort. Very rarely laid there like a passive blob waiting to be pumped. Plus I get off on listening to the breathing, the moans, the body language, everything

I'm a sexual gourmet. I want a banquet, not a snack "

snacks are no good you always want more and I’m a growing lad so snacks won’t cut it

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

We'll you carnt ban me as ive not had any sex in the 1st place to find out if I'm good or bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?

How can they be crap? Every Fab profile suggests all Fabbers are sexual gods, and all verifications confirm that all Fabbers are amazing on meets? Every last one.

I left one once that was 4 words.

"Better than a wank"."

That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?

There is a common factor in all these crap sexual encounters, just say."

Yes - me. Hence my shit veris. People don't read them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've definitely had crap sex from meets on here but it was probably my fault. I used to choose really young guys who clearly had little experience in pleasuring an older woman.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Well I've definitely had crap sex from meets on here but it was probably my fault. I used to choose really young guys who clearly had little experience in pleasuring an older woman. "

Happy to recommend someone to you if it helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've definitely had crap sex from meets on here but it was probably my fault. I used to choose really young guys who clearly had little experience in pleasuring an older woman.

Happy to recommend someone to you if it helps.

"

Are you friends with David Gandy? Do you think he'd satisfy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met people who from their veris are sex God's yet have been boring and perfunctory for my tastes. Kiss, tits, spot of oral, fuck. Yawwwwwwn

That approach clearly works for some but yes, ban them to the sex bin until they've learnt how to share pleasure

What was your contribution?

I'm a Dominatrix so do a lot of topping. In my private life, expect to be pleasured but still believe sex should be 50/50 effort. Very rarely laid there like a passive blob waiting to be pumped. Plus I get off on listening to the breathing, the moans, the body language, everything

I'm a sexual gourmet. I want a banquet, not a snack "

Well you should have selected from the right menu.....

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By *ay0109Man
over a year ago

London


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

Conversate and tell your meet what you like. Some want kiss, breast, oral, penetration. Some want hair pulled, ch0king, slapping, fisting. One is conventional sex the other is pretty much mma lol.

I don't know about other people but I don't ch0ke women I'm just meeting without prior discussion. It could end badly

Unless the sex lasts 1 minute then you pretty much brought "bad sex" to yourself without proper build up and communication

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire


"I’m okay because apparently I’m “a very classy lady who sucks like a hoover” and we should believe everything someone tells us on here, right!? "

Hoover or vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've definitely had crap sex from meets on here but it was probably my fault. I used to choose really young guys who clearly had little experience in pleasuring an older woman. "
can I give it a good go? hopefully my training in the art is paying off and doing a good job x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crap sex for one person doesn't make that person crap at sex it takes two to make sex good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've definitely had crap sex from meets on here but it was probably my fault. I used to choose really young guys who clearly had little experience in pleasuring an older woman. can I give it a good go? hopefully my training in the art is paying off and doing a good job x"

You're 130 miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some really crap meets with people I've met on here. Should people that are crap at sex be banned from the site?

Should people pay more attention to what verifications say?"

Well who would do the judging, maybe it was you who was crap.

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

Maybe just ban people that post really stupid posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe just ban people that post really stupid posts "

We'll miss you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe just ban people that post really stupid posts

We'll miss you. "

Holy shit.,,,, maybe this is why it so quite round here.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Not had any crap sex from here..

Wait until we meet up pretty "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh this is what I'm doing wrong. I cum quick and never repeat.

I suppose it wouldnt harm me to have a wash and shave below either.

Sorry I was late too- I was busy abusing other women on the site for rejecting me. They don't realise the thrill of 60 seconds of thrusting with me

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