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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Full tank of fuel, and can drive up to 700 miles before I'm empty again, so....

Who's about today that needs a bit of Marmite?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

And there was me thinking you were going to say, "A brand new combine harvester..."

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Sorry I got an earworm

... brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And there was me thinking you were going to say, "A brand new combine harvester..." "

Ahh but i have the key... if anyone wants to take the key they need to meet up

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"And there was me thinking you were going to say, "A brand new combine harvester..." "

Jinx

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"And there was me thinking you were going to say, "A brand new combine harvester..."

Jinx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pencil full of lead and some water for my throat

I’ve got buttons on my coat and sails on my boat

So much more than I needed before

I got money in the meter and a two bar heater

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

I thought it went "I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts, there stands my wife, the apple of my life, singing roll or bowl a ball a penny a pitch"

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Full tank of fuel, and can drive up to 700 miles before I'm empty again, so....

Who's about today that needs a bit of Marmite? "

It says you are 260 miles from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Full tank of fuel, and can drive up to 700 miles before I'm empty again, so....

Who's about today that needs a bit of Marmite?

It says you are 260 miles from me "

Yup... says 260 for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full tank of fuel, and can drive up to 700 miles before I'm empty again, so....

Who's about today that needs a bit of Marmite? "

Yukkkkkkkk no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t you bring Nutella instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pencil full of lead and some water for my throat

I’ve got buttons on my coat and sails on my boat

So much more than I needed before

I got money in the meter and a two bar heater

"

And nothings gonna get me down

But best of all (best of all) I've got my baaaaby

Oh best of all (best of all) I've got my baaaaby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says 270 but 350 driving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t you bring Nutella instead? "

Yeah I suppose so... but it's not the same taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says 270 but 350 driving. "

Got to allow for bends in the roads

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Pencil full of lead and some water for my throat

I’ve got buttons on my coat and sails on my boat

So much more than I needed before

I got money in the meter and a two bar heater

And nothings gonna get me down

But best of all (best of all) I've got my baaaaby

Oh best of all (best of all) I've got my baaaaby "

Well these diamonds on my windshield

And these tears from heaven

Well I'm pulling into town on the Interstate

I got a steel train in the rain

And the wind bites my cheek through the wing

And it's these late nights and this freeway flying

It always makes me sing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Suppose I should look a little closer to home now it's getting late. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pick me up and take me as far north as you possibly can go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you pick me up and take me as far north as you possibly can go?"

Ah but how would you get back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you pick me up and take me as far north as you possibly can go?

Ah but how would you get back?"

I'll walk back, say I'm doing it for charity or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you pick me up and take me as far north as you possibly can go?

Ah but how would you get back?

I'll walk back, say I'm doing it for charity or something"

I'm thinking Northampton... a lovely lady comes from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you pick me up and take me as far north as you possibly can go?

Ah but how would you get back?

I'll walk back, say I'm doing it for charity or something

I'm thinking Northampton... a lovely lady comes from there "

Only one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you pick me up and take me as far north as you possibly can go?

Ah but how would you get back?

I'll walk back, say I'm doing it for charity or something

I'm thinking Northampton... a lovely lady comes from there

Only one?"

Well one in particular.... she has sexy eyes

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