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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know that there is no VAT on Pringles because the potato content is less than 100g.

Did you also know that 32C is the best selling bra size?

Do you know anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinder eggs are banned in America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Bolton auditioned for Black Sabbath first time Ozzy left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know....

Crisps always expire on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only get an oo with typhoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You only get an oo with typhoo "

You also get it if it slips into the wrong hole

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By *anandLeia72Couple
over a year ago

St. Helens

I don't know anything interesting but this thread has made me laugh. Keep going!

Leia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triangular sandwiches are nicer than rectangular sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You only get an oo with typhoo

You also get it if it slips into the wrong hole "

I usually get a slap if I do that

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester


"Kinder eggs are banned in America "

And guns arent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that there is no VAT on Pringles because the potato content is less than 100g.

Did you also know that 32C is the best selling bra size?

Do you know anything else? "

I know I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

86.6% of all the statistics you read on the internet are just made up by the poster.

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By *itsmcgee4Couple
over a year ago

Central

Jaffa cakes arent cakes

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

We all have a unique tongue print, like a finger print.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa cakes arent cakes"

Yes they are!

Definition:

Cake goes hard when old

Biscuit goes soft

Jaffa cakes are taxed as cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know that women can cum and cum and cum and cum and cum and cum and cum and it goes on like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have a unique tongue print, like a finger print."

I wouldn’t mind leaving my tongue prints all over you

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow


"Jaffa cakes arent cakes

Yes they are!

Definition:

Cake goes hard when old

Biscuit goes soft

Jaffa cakes are taxed as cakes "

Yes they are cakes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know hotwives earn over £50k a year?

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

Did you know....

The nicest crisps are in bought in September. As they are made from freshly harvested potatos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know Bananaman fancies Atroops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know Bananaman fancies Atroops!"

Atropos you twib!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa cakes arent cakes

Yes they are!

Definition:

Cake goes hard when old

Biscuit goes soft

Jaffa cakes are taxed as cakes "

Jaffa cakes are made using apricot jam and not Jaffa oranges as their name would suggest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know the angle of the dangle is relative to the heat of the meat

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Koala bears have two thumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easter eggs can be eaten all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koala bears have two thumbs."

And chlamydia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koala bears have two thumbs."

So do humans!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Did you know...

That eyelashes first developed on camels to keep blown sand out of their eyes, meaning that any animal with eyelashes (yes, including humans) is part camel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a connection between the Iranian Revolution of 1979 and the Royal Navy's battleship construction program of 1912.

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"Koala bears have two thumbs.

And chlamydia"

Added koala bears to my profile list of demands and 'will not meet' a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know Bananaman fancies Atroops!

Atropos you twib!"

Haha, I swear it was Atroops! Fuck it, she's Teabags to me, as that was her username when I joined.

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"Did you know...

That eyelashes first developed on camels to keep blown sand out of their eyes, meaning that any animal with eyelashes (yes, including humans) is part camel "

I love a good hump.

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"Koala bears have two thumbs.

So do humans!"

Not two on each hand ffs!

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Peanuts are not nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts are not nuts."

They're legumes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know Bananaman fancies Atroops!

Atropos you twib!

Haha, I swear it was Atroops! Fuck it, she's Teabags to me, as that was her username when I joined."

You will be a twib to me.. now and always

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Potatoes are not vegetables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts are not nuts.

They're legumes!"

And strawberries are not berries!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are more than 50 shades of grey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The average man has 11 erections each day.. I’ve 12

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

M&M's chocolate stands for the initials for its inventors Mars and Murrie

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"There are more than 50 shades of grey "

More than enough shite movies though.

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

All clocks in pulp fiction are set at 4.20

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Did you know the angle of the dangle is relative to the heat of the meat "

It's also inversely proportional to the lob of the knob

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

A banana is a berry

A strawberry is not a berry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A banana is a berry

A strawberry is not a berry "

A strawberry is a droop sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A banana is a berry

A strawberry is not a berry "

Cutie91 has a fantastic figure

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Multiply a number by 0 will be 0

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Oxford University is older than the Incan Civilisation.

There is less time between now and the time of T-Rex (~65 million years) than there is between the time of T-Rex and stegosaurus (~90 million years)

The RSPCA was founded 60 years before the NSPCC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know dominos is better than Pizza Hut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know dominos is better than Pizza Hut "

FACT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know dominos is better than Pizza Hut

FACT"

Kiss my hand

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Charlie Chaplin once came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Penguins really do have knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep is for the weak.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Christopher Cross of 'Ride Like the Wind' and 'Sailing' once played guitar in Deep Purple.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Isaac Newton invented the cat flap.

True.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that rose could have saved jack by sharing the bloody door she was on?

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that if you say gullible really really slowly it comes out sounding like orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that if you say gullible really really slowly it comes out sounding like orange "

It actually does !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most women in the UK are size 16 or over but this is not represented in the media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts are not nuts.

They're legumes!

And strawberries are not berries!"

Yeah I never reeeeally know WHAT they are as they're part of the flower technically.

The width of your arm span from the tip of one middle finger to the next is approximately the same as your height!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"A banana is a berry

A strawberry is not a berry "

A banana is actually a herb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small pox only exists in Russia and America in labs.

Hardly anybody is protected against it anymore.

Do you know that’s a recipe for disaster!

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Adidas and puma sports brands were started by brothers adi and Rudi dassler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one can actually explain how ancient civilisations actually built some of the monolithic structures we found today!

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By *r. Pepper...Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Jelly babies were first called peace babies and were originally made to commemorate the end of the first world war

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!


"Jaffa cakes arent cakes"

Yes they are, there was a big court case which decided they were actually a cake.

The reason is that there is no vat on cakes but there is on biscuits so basically it's a tax fraud!

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

brownhills


"Jaffa cakes arent cakes"

Beg to differ

Cakes go hard when stale

Biscuits go soft when stale

Jaffas go hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A banana is a berry

A strawberry is not a berry

A banana is actually a herb."

Interesting, I believe it’s only good for ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Koala bears have two thumbs.

So do humans!

Not two on each hand ffs!"

Oh, all you had to be was clear you know!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Jaffa cakes arent cakes

Beg to differ

Cakes go hard when stale

Biscuits go soft when stale

Jaffas go hard "

You can beg to differ all you like, but legally they are cakes, as decided in a famous court case 20 years ago...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/9249366/Jaffa-Cakes-definitely-not-biscuits-prepare-to-take-on-imitators.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walking sideways through an airport turnstile is always going to Bangkok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

None of the virgin media customers are virgin

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"None of the virgin media customers are virgin "

Oh I don't know. Some are virgin on the rediculous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know that a woman’s biggest fantasy is to be gang banged

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Did you know that there is no VAT on Pringles because the potato content is less than 100g.

Did you also know that 32C is the best selling bra size?

Do you know anything else? "

That was overturned on appeal and it is a crisp and they have to pay vat.

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

brownhills


"Jaffa cakes arent cakes

Beg to differ

Cakes go hard when stale

Biscuits go soft when stale

Jaffas go hard

You can beg to differ all you like, but legally they are cakes, as decided in a famous court case 20 years ago...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/9249366/Jaffa-Cakes-definitely-not-biscuits-prepare-to-take-on-imitators.html"

U know u just agreed with me right

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Peanuts are not nuts.

They're legumes!

And strawberries are not berries!

Yeah I never reeeeally know WHAT they are as they're part of the flower technically.

The width of your arm span from the tip of one middle finger to the next is approximately the same as your height! "

My arm span are 2½" longer than my height!

I'm part gibbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head is mashed with all this new knowledge. I need a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's still no F in hot water

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A man thinks of sex every 3 minutes! This is why they struggle to do anything useful.....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Female kangaroos have three vaginas.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’m not really here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctors used to masturbate women to orgasm as a cure for hysteria which lead to the invention of vibrators due to doctors suffering from repetitive strain injury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it’s impossible to lick your elbow

Go on try it

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

The antechinus (a small marsupial from Queensland) has a lifespan of about a year, and reaches maturity around 11 months.

It then embarks on an epic shagging spree and literally fucks itself to death; after 14 hour sessions which would be the human equivalent of having sex for over 12 years without pause, it dies of exhaustion

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Doctors used to masturbate women to orgasm as a cure for hysteria which lead to the invention of vibrators due to doctors suffering from repetitive strain injury. "

Ha ha I’m just imagining all the doctors walking about with aching hands lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts are not nuts.

They're legumes!

And strawberries are not berries!

Yeah I never reeeeally know WHAT they are as they're part of the flower technically.

The width of your arm span from the tip of one middle finger to the next is approximately the same as your height!

My arm span are 2½" longer than my height!

I'm part gibbon "

You're probably safe as long as your knuckles don't drag along the floor whilst you're walking around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oranges are not the only fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Michael Bolton auditioned for Black Sabbath first time Ozzy left "

no way! really???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know that Lady Ignite stated in a public forum that she eats men and spits them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinder eggs are banned in America

And guns arent"

Unless they're intending to commit suicide they probably think Kinder Eggs present more of a choking hazard.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Kinder eggs are banned in America

And guns arent"

I hear that Irn Bru is banned in the US too although diet is not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know...

That eyelashes first developed on camels to keep blown sand out of their eyes, meaning that any animal with eyelashes (yes, including humans) is part camel "
I've got a camel toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that a woman’s biggest fantasy is to be gang banged "

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Penguins really do have knees "

Elephants have no elbows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inside of a cheek is made of the same tissue as the inside of a vagina....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inside of a cheek is made of the same tissue as the inside of a vagina...."

I'm licking my cheeks now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know...

That eyelashes first developed on camels to keep blown sand out of their eyes, meaning that any animal with eyelashes (yes, including humans) is part camel I've got a camel toe "

Picture or it didn’t happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inside of a cheek is made of the same tissue as the inside of a vagina...."

That's not why my breath smells of pussy, honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The inside of a cheek is made of the same tissue as the inside of a vagina...."

That’s why men prefer blow jobs as oppose to intercourse

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Margaret Thatcher invented soft ice cream.

Well she was part of the team that did.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

A Camel is really a race horse.

But designed by a committee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Camel is really a race horse.

But designed by a committee. "

Are you into politics?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"A Camel is really a race horse.

But designed by a committee.

Are you into politics? "

Not really but it was almost certainly a committee of politicians.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cats can run 3 mph faster than Usain Bolt!

Cats rule full stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cats can run 3 mph faster than Usain Bolt!

Cats rule full stop "

Something cats would claim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know that women change their mind more than an average man thinks about sex each day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that Bananaman bought his mirrors at Ikea

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Cats can run 3 mph faster than Usain Bolt!

Cats rule full stop "

Cats don't have owners, they have butlers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that Bananaman bought his mirrors at Ikea "

Haha.. is this a fact? Did you know a woman once said I make that curved mirror look straight by standing in front of it

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Did you know that women change their mind more than an average man thinks about sex each day "

I’m living proof of this fact and I don’t give a monkeys what anyone thinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know that people who drive SUVs suffer from inferiority complex

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

If you keep your hands when your in a hottub it keeps you cooler

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Did you know that Bananaman bought his mirrors at Ikea "

I thought they came from Blackpool funhouse.....I’ll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that Bananaman bought his mirrors at Ikea

I thought they came from Blackpool funhouse.....I’ll get my coat "

Don’t, I don’t know what it even means

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you keep your hands when your in a hottub it keeps you cooler "

Keep your hands where?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"If you keep your hands when your in a hottub it keeps you cooler "

I imagine you would get hot and bothered if you chopped them off !

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"86.6% of all the statistics you read on the internet are just made up by the poster. "

The remaining 25% are true

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Did you know that Bananaman bought his mirrors at Ikea

I thought they came from Blackpool funhouse.....I’ll get my coat

Don’t, I don’t know what it even means "

Those mirrors where you look different in the mirror....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that Bananaman bought his mirrors at Ikea

I thought they came from Blackpool funhouse.....I’ll get my coat

Don’t, I don’t know what it even means

Those mirrors where you look different in the mirror...."

I look different?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Did you know that Bananaman bought his mirrors at Ikea

I thought they came from Blackpool funhouse.....I’ll get my coat

Don’t, I don’t know what it even means

Those mirrors where you look different in the mirror....

I look different? "

You certainly look different to men I’ve known

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that Bananaman bought his mirrors at Ikea

I thought they came from Blackpool funhouse.....I’ll get my coat

Don’t, I don’t know what it even means

Those mirrors where you look different in the mirror....

I look different?

You certainly look different to men I’ve known "

How do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that a woman’s biggest fantasy is to be gang banged "

I thought it was coming home to find the hovering done without asking

There are NO roads in the City of London!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that a woman’s biggest fantasy is to be gang banged

I thought it was coming home to find the hovering done without asking

There are NO roads in the City of London!"

Sexist

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Did you know it's in the stars,

Next July we collide with Mars?

Well did you ever?

What a swelligant, elegant party this is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man walking sideways through an airport turnstile is always going to Bangkok "

And a man wanking into a till will come into money!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'm bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored"

I’m hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored

I’m hungry! "

I’m sam

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I'm bored

I’m hungry!

I’m sam "

I'm more bored

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

There are more butt cheeks in the world then humans...

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"If you keep your hands when your in a hottub it keeps you cooler

Keep your hands where? "

Keep your hands out the water lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored

I’m hungry!

I’m sam

I'm more bored"

Is it me

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I'm bored

I’m hungry!

I’m sam

I'm more bored

Is it me "

It's not you, it's me

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Did you know Turtles sink and Tortoises float.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored

I’m hungry!

I’m sam

I'm more bored

Is it me

It's not you, it's me"

Worst line ever (crying emoji my phone can’t do)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored

I’m hungry!

I’m sam

I'm more bored

Is it me

It's not you, it's me

Worst line ever (crying emoji my phone can’t do)"

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored

I’m hungry!

I’m sam

I'm more bored

Is it me

It's not you, it's me

Worst line ever (crying emoji my phone can’t do)

Here you go "

I knew you’d be there for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored

I’m hungry!

I’m sam

I'm more bored

Is it me

It's not you, it's me

Worst line ever (crying emoji my phone can’t do)

Here you go

I knew you’d be there for me x"

Hehe my phone can’t do it either however someone did one for me the other week so I saved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is only one community in the world you can’t make a joke about

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar


"Did you know that there is no VAT on Pringles because the potato content is less than 100g.

Did you also know that 32C is the best selling bra size?

Do you know anything else? "

Did you know that if you pull all the legs off a spider they go deaf!

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar


"A man walking sideways through an airport turnstile is always going to Bangkok

And a man wanking into a till will come into money!"

When someone has it in for you is that a grudge baby?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know that I forgot what I was going to type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that I forgot what I was going to type "

But you typed anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that I forgot what I was going to type

But you typed anyway!"

I had typed half already and didn’t want to waste it

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By *evon DelightCouple
over a year ago

A town in Devon

Did you know that 1980s Kids tv favourite 'Super Ted' was originally written and recorded in Welsh.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Did you know that killer whales aren't even whales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you coffee beans are a seed/stone out of a small fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that 1980s Kids tv favourite 'Super Ted' was originally written and recorded in Welsh."

I did because I was subjected to it...rather painfully!

Did you know the phrase mind your P's and q's come from days when people drank pints and quarts in pubs. When people got rowdy and spilt their drinks that expression was used.

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove


"No one can actually explain how ancient civilisations actually built some of the monolithic structures we found today!

"

They used polish builders

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you know.....it’s only 7 days until the Royal Wedding! Can’t wait to see the dress

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"M&M's chocolate stands for the initials for its inventors Mars and Murrie"

How dare they steal our name.

Damn cheek

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By *evon DelightCouple
over a year ago

A town in Devon


"Did you know that 1980s Kids tv favourite 'Super Ted' was originally written and recorded in Welsh.

I did because I was subjected to it...rather painfully!

Did you know the phrase mind your P's and q's come from days when people drank pints and quarts in pubs. When people got rowdy and spilt their drinks that expression was used."

Ah but did you know that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that 1980s Kids tv favourite 'Super Ted' was originally written and recorded in Welsh.

I did because I was subjected to it...rather painfully!

Did you know the phrase mind your P's and q's come from days when people drank pints and quarts in pubs. When people got rowdy and spilt their drinks that expression was used.

Ah but did you know that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team. "

You mean the Haton Gardens Heist guys

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Did you know that 1980s Kids tv favourite 'Super Ted' was originally written and recorded in Welsh.

I did because I was subjected to it...rather painfully!

Did you know the phrase mind your P's and q's come from days when people drank pints and quarts in pubs. When people got rowdy and spilt their drinks that expression was used.

Ah but did you know that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire rentaghost. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts are not nuts."

There not peas either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that a woman’s biggest fantasy is to be gang banged

I thought it was coming home to find the hovering done without asking

There are NO roads in the City of London!"

Goswell road EC1

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Not a fab of selfies but did you know than the selfie has helped to save the Quokka from extinction.

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar


"Did you know that there is no VAT on Pringles because the potato content is less than 100g.

Did you also know that 32C is the best selling bra size?

Do you know anything else? "

I do know that IF my aunt had bollocks she would be my uncle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fab of selfies but did you know than the selfie has helped to save the Quokka from extinction."

Love that! Yay for Google.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Not a fab of selfies but did you know than the selfie has helped to save the Quokka from extinction.

Love that! Yay for Google. "

They are sooooooooo cute

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar


"Did you know...

That eyelashes first developed on camels to keep blown sand out of their eyes, meaning that any animal with eyelashes (yes, including humans) is part camel I've got a camel toe "

I've got the Hump...does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that a woman’s biggest fantasy is to be gang banged

I thought it was coming home to find the hovering done without asking

There are NO roads in the City of London!

Goswell road EC1"

Like City Road, it's on the boundary, but not in, or wholly in the city.

Now, I'm off to get a life

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Paddington Bear was created by Jeremy Clarksons mother .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinder eggs are banned in America

And guns arent

I hear that Irn Bru is banned in the US too although diet is not."

Irn Bru has a colour agent in it that is banned in the USA.

Not sure why the diet one is allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know Turtles sink and Tortoises float."

But a tortoise will drown and a turtle won't.

Well it's less likely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fab of selfies but did you know than the selfie has helped to save the Quokka from extinction.

Love that! Yay for Google.

They are sooooooooo cute "

2 bastards got prison time for setting one on fire.

Poor little quokka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa cakes arent cakes

Yes they are!

Definition:

Cake goes hard when old

Biscuit goes soft

Jaffa cakes are taxed as cakes "

That makes me a biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinder eggs are banned in America

And guns arent

I hear that Irn Bru is banned in the US too although diet is not.

Irn Bru has a colour agent in it that is banned in the USA.

Not sure why the diet one is allowed "

Having spent some time working for an American beverage manufacturer this information is a revelation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippopotamus milk is pink !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippopotamus milk is pink ! "

So that's where they get strawberry yazoo from!

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