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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Name one thing you will never ever try

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

Bungy jumping without a rope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushrooms x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kangeroo balls

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

anal..

or crossdressing... I would look more ridiculous than ever...

but till stylish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tying a brick to my winkie

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the thought of nipple clamps makes me feel iffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

cannibalism

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Eastenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beastiality

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

marmite......just the smell makes me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cleveland Steamer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just going through the list of things we've done, be back shortly

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Dislike Christmas.....only 54 days now

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The Cleveland Steamer"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Dislike Christmas.....only 54 days now

yippeeee

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Bungy jump with a rope.. go on a roller coaster ..sick yuk. hmm have sex with a women.pooh and pee.bdsm.animals

love marmite hate xmas

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Simulating oral sex with a turd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right just finished reading the list, toilet stuff is a no no and so is man on man love in any way shape or form!

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Would never ever do anything to do with scat(fesis) i think is the right term. Turns my stomach! Yuk in no way sexual to me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anything to do with scat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to do with scat"

Are we talking 1920's - 30's Jazz music or the toilet stuff??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to do with scat

Are we talking 1920's - 30's Jazz music or the toilet stuff??

wasn't scat man john 90's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never gonna try getting married again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to do with scat

Are we talking 1920's - 30's Jazz music or the toilet stuff??

wasn't scat man john 90's?

Original scat music was from the early jazz scene. Remember Cleo Lane doing the ske doodly be boo be doodly singing in the 70's and 80's? Now you know how shit and scat ended up meaning the same thing!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

yep, poo is a big no no

i know we are all individual, different strokes for different folks and all that but arousal and faecal matter!!

Wtf is that about

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Curry!

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By *illow_femaleWoman
over a year ago

Thetford

"Dislike Christmas.....only 54 days now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris Dancing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I wouldnt want to be in a room on my own with a loose rat

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

bee keeping ...shudder

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Buy the Daily Mail :P

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Buy the Daily Mail :P"

Buy any newspaper

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wouldnt want to be in the same room when _iew is giving john mcrilick a blow job

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"like Christmas.....only 54 days now

Oh i agree with you, should be banned really

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"like Christmas.....only 54 days now

Oh i agree with you, should be banned really

add me to that list too

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

bite when someone is spoiling for a fight

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Go across a bridge across a busy main road... I nearly shit myself today....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"bite when someone is spoiling for a fight

stick um up (giggles and runs away)

p.s who's saying was that?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"bite when someone is spoiling for a fight

stick um up (giggles and runs away)

p.s who's saying was that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skydive.

Go up in a hot hair ballon.

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

"bite when someone is spoiling for a fight

stick um up (giggles and runs away)

p.s who's saying was that?

I think the lion in wizard of oz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever listen to mariah carey sing or watch Tom Cruise in a film.... unless it is a snuff movie

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"bite when someone is spoiling for a fight

stick um up (giggles and runs away)

p.s who's saying was that?

I think the lion in wizard of oz

Thats who it was, my head hurts trying to think of who it was

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

anal fisting

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Wouldnt want to be in the same room when _iew is giving john mcrilick a blow job"

thats possibly th most disgusting thing i have read on these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

facebook

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Run up n down my local high street naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will never ever ever try to drink gin again,no way no how. Yeeuuuch It's minging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat quorn. I Just couldn't when there is good honest meat about.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Eat quorn. I Just couldn't when there is good honest meat about. "

snap, it makes me gag although i can eat the burgers but not the mince or anything else, its the texture yuk

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eat quorn. I Just couldn't when there is good honest meat about.

snap, it makes me gag although i can eat the burgers but not the mince or anything else, its the texture yuk"
i didnt think anything made you gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trust a politician......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run up n down my local high street naked

Phew!!!

Marry again without being certain that her mother wasnt a psychotic @@...

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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet

Eat a spider!

_rummps x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Russian Roulette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russian Roulette "

Moroccan roulette, its done with an automatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x"

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)"
nice with a gerkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)nice with a gerkin

You got that off the web ??

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)nice with a gerkin

You got that off the web ??

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yes....someone called charlotte or summat

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By *BW38jWoman
over a year ago

Dudley/Telford

"Mushrooms x

ditto love funguys but not funghis

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By *BW38jWoman
over a year ago

Dudley/Telford

"Buy the Daily Mail :P"

aka the daily fail eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)nice with a gerkin

You got that off the web ??

yes....someone called charlotte or summat

Ahhh! Miss Muffets younger sister...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)nice with a gerkin

You got that off the web ??

yes....someone called charlotte or summat

Ahhh! Miss Muffets younger sister...

"
yes thats the one.....i hear shes selling her tuffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up.

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+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)nice with a gerkin

You got that off the web ??

yes....someone called charlotte or summat

Ahhh! Miss Muffets younger sister...

yes thats the one.....i hear shes selling her tuffet

Shhh!! Shes doin it on the fly...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)nice with a gerkin

You got that off the web ??

yes....someone called charlotte or summat

Ahhh! Miss Muffets younger sister...

yes thats the one.....i hear shes selling her tuffet

Shhh!! Shes doin it on the fly...

"
and selling tickets through webmaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)nice with a gerkin

You got that off the web ??

yes....someone called charlotte or summat

Ahhh! Miss Muffets younger sister...

yes thats the one.....i hear shes selling her tuffet

Shhh!! Shes doin it on the fly...

and selling tickets through webmaster

Thats a whole different thread...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Someone once said to me "Go fuck yaself with a cactus"

Think I'll be giving that one a miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name one thing you will never ever try

Anything with another guys cock and vice versa!

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Feeling, sucking, fucking another man's cock

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-)"
officially fell out wi you now......

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Never gonna love (again) what a waste of a third of my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a spider!

_rummps x

Psst... Statistics state that on average we will eat a dozen spiders in our lifetime...

;-);-) officially fell out wi you now......"

Aww... Dont shoot the messenger...

{Pretty please...

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"like Christmas.....only 54 days now

Oh i agree with you, should be banned really

Ho Ho Hum......and it's only 53 days now....it's a-coming and there's nuffink you can do about that!

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"like Christmas.....only 54 days now

Oh i agree with you, should be banned really

Ho Ho Hum......and it's only 53 days now....it's a-coming and there's nuffink you can do about that!

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i am becoming a Jehovah's witness till 26th December.....no Christmas..........or sex before marriage.....(anyone wanna get married???) or no extramarital sex.... Balls....think ill just have to suffer Christmas again.........cant be worse than enforced Celibacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jumping in the deep end of the swimming baths

cant swim, never have, never will, i have a mortal fear of water, which ive tried to over come many times but ive given up now and decided to just stay away from the stuff instead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try working ever day of december like i do we call it the 31 days of hell and any one who works in catering or the hospitality industry hates december so much every one else is partying and we working long hard hours so dont swear (christmas) is coming

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Wouldnt want to be in the same room when _iew is giving john mcrilick a blow job"

I have been in the same room as John McCririck and that was bad enough.

And it was a big room.

In fact it was Heathrow airport.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Wouldnt want to be in the same room when _iew is giving john mcrilick a blow job"

I missed this yesterday

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