FabSwingers.com forum: Best cheesy lines to say to someone

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If time was beauty you'd be eternal....

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Get your coat you've pulled x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get your coat you've pulled x"

one of the classics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your dad a mechanic? Because everyone I see you my nuts tighten.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The best, and I think probably the only one I ever uttered was 'We danced in the rain on the South Bank, do you remember?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a magician? I ask because every time I see you everyone else disappears

This actually worked

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Marks out of ten? I'd give you one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Are you a magician? I ask because every time I see you everyone else disappears

This actually worked

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Really

. Did it work on you or did you say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a magician? I ask because every time I see you everyone else disappears

This actually worked

Really

. Did it work on you or did you say it

Worked on me. I went on to marry him. They were the first words he said to me

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

In a social situation and a friend says to me... "your looking smart"... I reply... "Only because I thought you might be here"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Are you a magician? I ask because every time I see you everyone else disappears

This actually worked

Really

. Did it work on you or did you say it

Worked on me. I went on to marry him. They were the first words he said to me

"
Oh wow how cool is that

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How ya hangin

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Are you a magician? I ask because every time I see you everyone else disappears

This actually worked

Really

. Did it work on you or did you say it

Worked on me. I went on to marry him. They were the first words he said to me

Not really a chat up line but the first words P said to me were "Look...Hands free glowsticks". 13 years later and we still throw some shapes together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

great lines and some worked too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only reason id kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor"

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

I just laughed

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

warrinton

""The only reason id kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor""

PMSL

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By *ayzx300Man
over a year ago

stevenage

Iv got one..you say to the girl your the second most sexyest person in this place.when she says so who's the first .you say me of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I have your number, I seem to have lost mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name Ariel, because we were mermaid for each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt?..... when you fell from heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to go halves on a bastard ?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"How ya hangin

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why don't you check for me...

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

What times last entry

What time do you serve breakfast x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""The only reason id kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?"

Are you from Africa?

Because Kenya not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s your belly for a lodger

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?

Are you from Africa?

Because Kenya not. "

Love the come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a magician? I ask because every time I see you everyone else disappears

This actually worked

Really

. Did it work on you or did you say it

Worked on me. I went on to marry him. They were the first words he said to me

Oh wow how cool is that

Yah he was pretty special alright

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

‘20p for a cup of tea darling..??’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My faves.....

Me...Hey there..fancy dancing?

Girl..yeah! Ok

Me...mind if I have your seat?

You smell lovely...did you run all the way from your house?

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Wanna play spin the cheese?

Its like spin the bottle, but more dairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Only takes a second to say I love you but it will take me a life time to prove it”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I just say to the guys I'm a slutty wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just say to the guys I'm a slutty wife

Hey there yank fancy a spank

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

I had one from a very flirty and quite sexy forum fabber...

Are you Ariel because I think we were 'mermaid' for eachother ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one from a very flirty and quite sexy forum fabber...

Are you Ariel because I think we were 'mermaid' for eachother ....

What a coincidence! I posted the same line in this thread

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I had one from a very flirty and quite sexy forum fabber...

Are you Ariel because I think we were 'mermaid' for eachother ....

What a coincidence! I posted the same line in this thread

Hahahaha such a coincidence

How's that line been working for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one from a very flirty and quite sexy forum fabber...

Are you Ariel because I think we were 'mermaid' for eachother ....

What a coincidence! I posted the same line in this thread

Hahahaha such a coincidence

How's that line been working for you?

Poorly

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I absolutely love cheesy chat up lines

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I had one from a very flirty and quite sexy forum fabber...

Are you Ariel because I think we were 'mermaid' for eachother ....

What a coincidence! I posted the same line in this thread

Hahahaha such a coincidence

How's that line been working for you?

Poorly

And you have no other Disney related puns to 'reel them in'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The names bond..unibond..im here to fill your crack

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