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End of the world October 21, 2011 apparently and it hasn't happened yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So with your last approx 7 hours what are you going to do with it?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So with your last approx 7 hours what are you going to do with it? "
fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidy up, the place looks like a bombs hit it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was going to make a butternut squash and bacon rissoto enough for two days. But i may as well pig out and have it all today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its the day of Rapture what ever that is. Apparently we are all fucked!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Rapturous fucking ...great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt mind a fuck right now if the truth be told

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm at Isis tonight so whatever happens I'll go out with a bang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the day of Rapture what ever that is. Apparently we are all fucked!

"

I got "raptured" last time the nutbar predicted it, but I had to come back because we ran out of milk......

Shant go this time, sod it (arms folder, hummin "we shall overcome"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

FFS how many raptures does one planet need!?

Just once I would like one of these raptures to actually come true!!!... ermmmm scratch that, I hadn't thought it through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes it has, just caught my xxxxx in my zip and have a meet planned tomorrow ffffssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the day of Rapture what ever that is. Apparently we are all fucked!

"

The Day of Rapture is when all Gods elect are taken up into heaven.

I think I gleaned that snippet from watching Criminal Minds or CSI!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Tonight is out on the piss with workmates night... in 7 hrs time I doubt I'll notice the music ending nevermind the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

7 hrs left? shit id better get ready and go out earlier

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Its the day of Rapture what ever that is. Apparently we are all fucked!

"

Raptures are the fast clever fuckers with long claws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the day of Rapture what ever that is. Apparently we are all fucked!

Raptures are the fast clever fuckers with long claws."

Im glad Im not the only 1 that thought that

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"So with your last approx 7 hours what are you going to do with it? "

Jonny Vaughan was saying on the radio this morning it was scheduled for 0857 ,,, so seems were all safe AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So with your last approx 7 hours what are you going to do with it? "

I suppose a fuck is out of the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So with your last approx 7 hours what are you going to do with it?

I suppose a fuck is out of the question? "

How long will it take you to get here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So with your last approx 7 hours what are you going to do with it?

I suppose a fuck is out of the question?

How long will it take you to get here? "

Longer than I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7hrs?...im gonna turn fully bi

nice cock archangel!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7hrs?...im gonna turn fully bi

nice cock archangel!!!!!!"

Thanks but in my last 6 hours i want omething with boobs to make it go with a bang.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Its the day of Rapture what ever that is. Apparently we are all fucked!

Raptures are the fast clever fuckers with long claws."

Fuckin first rate answer... I bow to the mistress... (in a non sexual way, if that's possible! )

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

" peeks out from under the table.."

are we still all here.?

did anyone get to see st peter?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

glad i didnt eat all my rissoto now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just came back from mars and ulot still here ffss whats going on grrrrr

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"" peeks out from under the table.."

are we still all here.?

did anyone get to see st peter? "

sorry hsm,i had a word,

enjoy your day of rapture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innit supposed to be December 21 2012??

..or are the Evangelicals having another go at predicting the EOTW? They seem to have a had a few goes at it now so they must be getting close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends, Einstein showed how time is variable and we now suspect particles can go faster than the speed of light, which means today could really be yesterday and it simply has not caught up yet

Sleep well tonight, for it could be our last one (;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to my 13y/o daughter she gets her smarticle particles from me. (I passed my PV installers course with 100% at the first attempt yesterday - so the world better not feckin end soon cos I wanna install lots of PV arrays and make a bomb!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to my 13y/o daughter she gets her smarticle particles from me. (I passed my PV installers course with 100% at the first attempt yesterday - so the world better not feckin end soon cos I wanna install lots of PV arrays and make a bomb!) "

Glad to hear your good news on passing the course !

Does the sun shine in Newcastle enough to make PV (photo voltaic?) viable (;-)

A town full of coal looking to sunshine to create power ? Times have turned out crazy (;-)

Still, the important thing is you passed and so I hope this leads to a lucrative PV career

Best wishes

Ray x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end of the world is winter solstice 2012!! Lol

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By *ornyAndHung4FunMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

I thought the world was suppose to end when everything reached 12, ie 12:12am 12/12/12, but im not going to start to panic just yet. Until the sun burns out i reckon we'll be fine and thats not due to happen for a good few hundred million years, of course by then, mankind (but mainly the government) will have done a pretty good job of destroying earth, and petrol prices will be fucking sky high!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was all rubish done by some nutty christian guy who dosnt know what he is on about and anyone who believed him will look a fool now cos its gone now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was all rubish done by some nutty christian guy who dosnt know what he is on about and anyone who believed him will look a fool now cos its gone now"

It is the prediction of the Mayan calendar over 5,000 years that says the world will end on 21/12/12

Not a nutty Christian , as you so eloquently put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was all rubish done by some nutty christian guy who dosnt know what he is on about and anyone who believed him will look a fool now cos its gone now

It is the prediction of the Mayan calendar over 5,000 years that says the world will end on 21/12/12

Not a nutty Christian , as you so eloquently put it "

you thick or something look at the title of the tread it was yesterday not 2012 and it was a crackpot christian who got it totally wrong you need to get facts right or you look a fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was all rubish done by some nutty christian guy who dosnt know what he is on about and anyone who believed him will look a fool now cos its gone now

It is the prediction of the Mayan calendar over 5,000 years that says the world will end on 21/12/12

Not a nutty Christian , as you so eloquently put it

you thick or something look at the title of the tread it was yesterday not 2012 and it was a crackpot christian who got it totally wrong you need to get facts right or you look a fool"

OI !!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING ANYONE THICK?

Someones having a bad attitude day ! lol google it smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was all rubish done by some nutty christian guy who dosnt know what he is on about and anyone who believed him will look a fool now cos its gone now

It is the prediction of the Mayan calendar over 5,000 years that says the world will end on 21/12/12

Not a nutty Christian , as you so eloquently put it

you thick or something look at the title of the tread it was yesterday not 2012 and it was a crackpot christian who got it totally wrong you need to get facts right or you look a fool

OI !!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING ANYONE THICK?

Someones having a bad attitude day ! lol google it smart arse"

Im calling you think cos you didnt read the thread it has nothing to do with 2012 if someone dosnt read something right they arnt clever are they and you fit you need to google christian preacher harold camping you might be related

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was all rubish done by some nutty christian guy who dosnt know what he is on about and anyone who believed him will look a fool now cos its gone now

It is the prediction of the Mayan calendar over 5,000 years that says the world will end on 21/12/12

Not a nutty Christian , as you so eloquently put it

you thick or something look at the title of the tread it was yesterday not 2012 and it was a crackpot christian who got it totally wrong you need to get facts right or you look a fool

OI !!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING ANYONE THICK?

Someones having a bad attitude day ! lol google it smart arse

Im calling you think cos you didnt read the thread it has nothing to do with 2012 if someone dosnt read something right they arnt clever are they and you fit you need to google christian preacher harold camping you might be related "

I read all the posts on this thread... others mentioned 2012 too.Yet when i replied to your post , you call me thick !

Yet , im not the one who has trouble spelling lol

So before you throw insults around about thick, check your spelling

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is it over yet?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it over yet?"

World existence or petty argument ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it over yet?"

pmsl... yeah im bored too

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Is it over yet?"

I hope not.......

I've just got the popcorn out, made a coffee and I've got my money on the women in the red knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it over yet?

I hope not.......

I've just got the popcorn out, made a coffee and I've got my money on the women in the red knickers "

The world ends when YOU says it does anyway and not until xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it over yet?

I hope not.......

I've just got the popcorn out, made a coffee and I've got my money on the women in the red knickers "

LMAO

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have just had an offer for a mini gang-bang with 4 guys.

It's gonna take them a couple of hours to get here as they are travelling by hourse

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

*horse* even.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"I have just had an offer for a mini gang-bang with 4 guys.

It's gonna take them a couple of hours to get here as they are travelling by hourse"

Hourse?

Is that a cross between a horse and a hearse......

If it's a hearse, I think someone above us may well need it.

£50 on the women in the red knickers to knacker his bollox in one foul swoop......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just had an offer for a mini gang-bang with 4 guys.

It's gonna take them a couple of hours to get here as they are travelling by hourse"

Don`t suppose they used speel cheek then lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I have just had an offer for a mini gang-bang with 4 guys.

It's gonna take them a couple of hours to get here as they are travelling by hourse"

I heard them talking. They said they have Pukka Lips.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Is it over yet?

I hope not.......

I've just got the popcorn out, made a coffee and I've got my money on the women in the red knickers

The world ends when YOU says it does anyway and not until xx"

Of course it ends when I say it does my short little bubbly nemesis........

Glad you have finally worked out that the Posse Rule and not the pip squeeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just had an offer for a mini gang-bang with 4 guys.

It's gonna take them a couple of hours to get here as they are travelling by hourse"

Mmm the four horse men of the Apocalypse aint that brave im sure xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it over yet?

I hope not.......

I've just got the popcorn out, made a coffee and I've got my money on the women in the red knickers

The world ends when YOU says it does anyway and not until xx

Of course it ends when I say it does my short little bubbly nemesis........

Glad you have finally worked out that the Posse Rule and not the pip squeeks "

Sorry babe ran outta battery the missing bit was "I say ya can say it"xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I have just had an offer for a mini gang-bang with 4 guys.

It's gonna take them a couple of hours to get here as they are travelling by hourse

I heard them talking. They said they have Pukka Lips. "

Pukka Lips?

Fuck that.... I thought they said they were bringing Pukka Pies

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Is it over yet?

I hope not.......

I've just got the popcorn out, made a coffee and I've got my money on the women in the red knickers

The world ends when YOU says it does anyway and not until xx

Of course it ends when I say it does my short little bubbly nemesis........

Glad you have finally worked out that the Posse Rule and not the pip squeeks

Sorry babe ran outta battery the missing bit was "I say ya can say it"xx "

Pitiful response from the king of the doris's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahhahahhaha omg...either people are severly d*unk or really are making fools out of themselves lol...saturday nite forum fiasco

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Well 3 of the 4 have turned up.... that fucking 'Death' is a right timewaster (sorry for the naming and shaming).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well 3 of the 4 have turned up.... that fucking 'Death' is a right timewaster (sorry for the naming and shaming)."

I'm drinking with the horsemen of the alcopops

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My bad.... he's just text saying he'd forgot his scythe.... I told him I'd got plenty of condoms here, so his must be a special brand... latex free may be.

Still a bit stingey only bringing one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bad.... he's just text saying he'd forgot his scythe.... I told him I'd got plenty of condoms here, so his must be a special brand... latex free may be.

Still a bit stingey only bringing one."

Its cause hes a late cummer xx

Ok i know xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I just text him to ask if he is a good repeater and what sort of recovery time I could expect.... he said he only comes once and there's no recovery.

He sounds a bit of a crap shag if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the above very offensive, Ive came back from death several times in my life...but i have this strange deep blackness about me that makes me want to posess people by shagging them

AAarrrghhhhh!!- my eyes just went up in flames n singed my eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find the above very offensive, Ive came back from death several times in my life...but i have this strange deep blackness about me that makes me want to posess people by shagging them

AAarrrghhhhh!!- my eyes just went up in flames n singed my eyebrows"

Ive told you before not ta mix ya drinks xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I find the above very offensive, ... "

My work here is done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find the above very offensive, ...

My work here is done "

go get some lizard eye contacts...will suit ya!!!

in fact reminds me..i used to wank at Diana from V.. the Jane Badler V...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

as we are 7 hours in front of you lot we'll let you know when the world is ending so you can prepare yourselves

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