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Job Titles and what they really mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just looking at our local rag mag online and there was a section on 8 highlighted jobs to apply for, one being at Subway as a “Sandwich Artist”, just made me giggle a bit, what job titles have you seen that has been made up to glamourise the actual position making it far more attractive than it actually is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Autocad design technician...

Adult dot to dot basically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hygiene Operative...Bin Man

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

One of my clients has a “customer interface executive” sat at the entrance to their office.

I’m pretty boring and call mine a receptionist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my clients has a “customer interface executive” sat at the entrance to their office.

I’m pretty boring and call mine a receptionist. "

hahahaha brilliant

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By *oupleofkooksCouple
over a year ago

local

I used to be a polymer processing operative. I made bin bags.

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth


"Autocad design technician...

Adult dot to dot basically. "

If you really believe that you a very scant understanding of CAD or Engineering Design

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Autocad design technician...

Adult dot to dot basically.

If you really believe that you a very scant understanding of CAD or Engineering Design "

Hi It was basically a joke, thats my Job title....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I jokingly gave an old co-worker the title of Hot Beverage Coordinator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Capability & Competence Consultant.

I've no idea what it means either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a Capability & Competence Consultant.

I've no idea what it means either "

yeah that ones got me stumped too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show in clothes shop "Sales Coordinator" vacancy!

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

My job title was,

Transport, and Raw Materials co-ordinator.

I was a van driver/storeman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Capability & Competence Consultant.

I've no idea what it means either "

Interestingly I’d trust you to do a very capable and competent job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

officially - Student

unofficially - Young Alcoholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Autocad design technician...

Adult dot to dot basically.

If you really believe that you a very scant understanding of CAD or Engineering Design

Hi It was basically a joke, thats my Job title...."

What's the starting salary? I did a Captin America dot to dot yesterday... it went well into triple figures. I can bring it the job interview? Sounds a piece of piss;) I coloured inside the lines too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Capability & Competence Consultant.

I've no idea what it means either

Interestingly I’d trust you to do a very capable and competent job "

And you'd be correct!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Tele sales agent!

But could come under the job title of real annoying cunt!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Road Traffic / Pedestrian Interface Manager.

Lollypop lady / man.

Actually, I made that one up.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Comsummables Transportation Revovery Specoalist.

ASDA trolley collector.

I made that one up as well.

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Hygiene Operative...Bin Man "

You're called a Loader for Fleet & Waste Management in Bham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crockery cleansing operative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Director of first impressions ( receptionist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet leisure assistant ( lifeguard)

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Officially.. Regional facilities coordinator

Unofficially... Woman of all trades, on call almost constantly and does all the stuff no one knows how to deal with..

Reality.. often found pulling hair out in frustration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Officially.. Regional facilities coordinator

Unofficially... Woman of all trades, on call almost constantly and does all the stuff no one knows how to deal with..

Reality.. often found pulling hair out in frustration

"
you are WONDER woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Officially.. Regional facilities coordinator

Unofficially... Woman of all trades, on call almost constantly and does all the stuff no one knows how to deal with..

Reality.. often found pulling hair out in frustration

"
you're here and I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a Solutions Architect in work, which is basically a Project Manager. Project Managers are basically people with no expert knowledge but are good at bullshit, spreadsheets, getting updates, claiming glory and assigning blame when something goes wrong

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