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ALIENS !! Would you shag one ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?

Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...

Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What porn you been watching!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Been there done that & got the anal probe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck, I'd get one of those who were only into anal probing

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By *nlovedpaulMan
over a year ago

stone

3 boob woman, total recall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No... I'm alienist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have, it was out of this world!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been there done that & got the anal probe "

You do realise that they wanted that back ? Cleaned !

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I would do anything for love.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they say men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, so as long as it’s not a Martian I’d consider it. I ain’t got the ghey, like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would nail mantis from guardians of the galaxy 2

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I already have . I was over the moon .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No"

Theres a beautiful directness to this reply that really made me smirk

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I pretty sure I have, she kept trying to anally probe me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oddly so far, humanish formed seems to be most choice..cmon..nobody ever thought of doinking a dalek just so theyd wake up with a story to tell ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pretty sure I have, she kept trying to anally probe me "

Where does this apparent stereotyping of anus infatuated aliens come from lol ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what they look like

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Would one want to shag me?

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Well there's a couple of star wars bars around my area if your ever on the look out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends what they look like "

Well for now, just run with anything youve seen in a sci fi movie and take your pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would one want to shag me? "
masa you're far too attractive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would one want to shag me? "

Oh now you gone done dangled a carrot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groot gives me wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would one want to shag me? masa you're far too attractive "
masa should have read naaa that's what I typed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course. I would love an "out of this world experience".

I'm not getting it from humans so come on aliens, invade my body please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Groot gives me wood

"

your a bad bad man lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course. I would love an "out of this world experience".

I'm not getting it from humans so come on aliens, invade my body please. "

Aaand cue an awful lot of blokes suddenly messaging you , claiming to be from somewhere nr uranus etc etc..oh god..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course. I would love an "out of this world experience".

I'm not getting it from humans so come on aliens, invade my body please. "
I'm not an alien.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??

"

Not sure, maybe with a Pleiadian. But not with those Gray's or those dirty Draco's, you'd catch something your Dr can't cure, off one of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. There are plenty of non human life forms on this planet and I've no desire to have sex with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not "

Ok, but what if, as opposed to conventional ideas, they aren't those hyper intelligent, super beings..instead they end up as super space nitwits with extra space inside their heads ( both of them ) ? No wit, no charm or intellect..im talking milky way morons here..now..do you still taste the forbidden fruit from Phobos ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"milky way morons"

That's what most of them are, mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missy the female incarnation of the Master...

Probably the scariest experience I would ever have as she would no doubt rearrange all my vital organs for fun afterwards.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"What porn you been watching!?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was built exactly like a human woman yes

If its covered in snot no ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it was built exactly like a human woman yes

If its covered in snot no ta"

What if she had concentrated acid for blood and got pissed off when you called her bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not

Ok, but what if, as opposed to conventional ideas, they aren't those hyper intelligent, super beings..instead they end up as super space nitwits with extra space inside their heads ( both of them ) ? No wit, no charm or intellect..im talking milky way morons here..now..do you still taste the forbidden fruit from Phobos ???"

Would I be saving mankind if I did.or just for perverted fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have, it was out of this world!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not

Ok, but what if, as opposed to conventional ideas, they aren't those hyper intelligent, super beings..instead they end up as super space nitwits with extra space inside their heads ( both of them ) ? No wit, no charm or intellect..im talking milky way morons here..now..do you still taste the forbidden fruit from Phobos ???

Would I be saving mankind if I did.or just for perverted fun "

Oh purely for the perversion factor !! Stuff mankind !! Erm..just get some pics though ok ?..purely for research you understand..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Illegal aliens?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Illegal aliens?"

Oh please dont, just..dont lol.. we'll be getting every pro Trump agitator throwing their 2 cents worth in ! these post only go up to 175 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Illegal aliens?

Oh please dont, just..dont lol.. we'll be getting every pro Trump agitator throwing their 2 cents worth in ! these post only go up to 175 !"

I just needed to know which kind of alien.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the pretty ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Illegal aliens?

Oh please dont, just..dont lol.. we'll be getting every pro Trump agitator throwing their 2 cents worth in ! these post only go up to 175 !

I just needed to know which kind of alien."

See opening post ? Generally this is about the weirdass mothers from beyond the stars..yknow..ufo driving, mishapen entities with laser weapons and little regard for handicapped parking spaces

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Depends......would it speak?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aliens Probably nicer than most men .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Illegal aliens?

Oh please dont, just..dont lol.. we'll be getting every pro Trump agitator throwing their 2 cents worth in ! these post only go up to 175 !

I just needed to know which kind of alien.

See opening post ? Generally this is about the weirdass mothers from beyond the stars..yknow..ufo driving, mishapen entities with laser weapons and little regard for handicapped parking spaces "

In that case yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only the pretty ones."

So..Alf then definitely? And the green chick from guardians of the galaxy ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think it's right that we welcome these powerful aliens to our world, letting them enjoy our warm hospitality. We're kind like that - my legs will pop open at every opportunity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's right that we welcome these powerful aliens to our world, letting them enjoy our warm hospitality. We're kind like that - my legs will pop open at every opportunity "

My god !! You're just being an interstellar slag now lol

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I carnt even get that far with a Human being never mind a alien

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I carnt even get that far with a Human being never mind a alien "

in these circumstances professionals suggest Lynx africa or Joop! ( dear god, what am i ....never mind..erm..carry on )

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I carnt even get that far with a Human being never mind a alien

in these circumstances professionals suggest Lynx africa or Joop! ( dear god, what am i ....never mind..erm..carry on ) "

Naa lynx burns like aside i use right guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll have Mulder and Scully on your case if you do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They where all hot in the film My Stepmother Is An Alien. Can see why his brother went with them in the end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll have Mulder and Scully on your case if you do!! "

I dont think intergalactic intercourse is quite within their remit as regards investigators...

" im tellinya scully..the ass is out there "

" whatta bout the truth mulder "?

" fuck that noise Dana..im gettin close on this whole venusian vagina thing " !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?

Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...

Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??

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i think i have in the past LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah Sally Solomon from 3rd Rock From The Sun ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?

Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...

Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??

i think i have in the past LOL"

Thats not a definite lol..did you notice anything particularly stand out weird about your encounter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?

Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...

Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??

i think i have in the past LOL

Thats not a definite lol..did you notice anything particularly stand out weird about your encounter?"

yeah as men are from venus right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah Sally Solomon from 3rd Rock From The Sun ??"

she's like properly space bossy too!! I kind of like the idea of being too shit scared to answer back.. ( i fear ive shared too much )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new Dr Who? She’s from Galifrey and has two hearts!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Captain Kirk did..in fact, he nailed his way through the entire universe. Question is, would you ?

Regardless of form or potential furryness ? Be them a mass, a gas, or a thing with a 2nd and 3rd ass ? Are you jonesing to give ALF a boning, to teach Han he doesnt have to do it Solo, to put nipple clamps on a Klingon ? Maybe you ladies are hankering after a stroke of chewbaccas wagger ? Maybe theres a massively mammaried , unhappily married Martian momma who has caught some stargazing guys wayward eye...

Question is folks..would you..could you..and why ??

i think i have in the past LOL

Thats not a definite lol..did you notice anything particularly stand out weird about your encounter?

yeah as men are from venus right "

Not all lol..some of us are from even more obscure locations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The new Dr Who? She’s from Galifrey and has two hearts!?"

God no, 2 hearts = decent mid distance runner..youd be bolloxed if you needed to escape !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah Sally Solomon from 3rd Rock From The Sun ??

she's like properly space bossy too!! I kind of like the idea of being too shit scared to answer back.. ( i fear ive shared too much ) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well they say men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, so as long as it’s not a Martian I’d consider it. I ain’t got the ghey, like"

I'm sure after a couple of beers you're any lifeform's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends......would it speak?!!"

Might not even have a mouth !?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aliens Probably nicer than most men . "

How very dare y..!!! Ookay..think you've possibly got a point there lol. I think that should serve as a wake up call to some of us chaps that we are trailing behind E.T. in the " after a few glasses of wine " stakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

yeah as men are from venus right "

No, Men are from Mars. You ladies are from Venus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked for Gina Davis in earth girls are easy.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I think it's right that we welcome these powerful aliens to our world, letting them enjoy our warm hospitality. We're kind like that - my legs will pop open at every opportunity

My god !! You're just being an interstellar slag now lol "

Oh dear, I've been abstinent for so long that I thought some alien beast, who may have been without for several million years, could be the fireworks i need to break celibacy with a bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only the pretty ones.

So..Alf then definitely? And the green chick from guardians of the galaxy ? "

Definitely the green one. Very good looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rip that alien apart

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Absolutely! Only the three breast blue ones though.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

ermmm NO imagine the diseases you would be integrating into the human race hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried that for 8 years ...

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

A close encounter of the 3rd kind is what I signed up for

Love when my girth vadar takes me to galactic heights...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a certain redheaded Bajoran I'd like to practice first contact procedures with

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

no, I wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are their tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seven of Nine? Hell, yes. I'll have a crack at the other eight too......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know you haven’t already????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends......would it speak?!!"

You wouldn't understand if it did. No change there then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not "

Is that not too many cock pics, or not too many cocks? We are talking aliens after all....

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

As pointed out to me earlier today yes as I would shag any thing in this world or out of this world x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Depends......would it speak?!!

You wouldn't understand if it did. No change there then...."

True dat

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Would people be more relaxed about the species range of genders? Would they remain fab-straight, if a little flexible

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I like tentacles.

Some of my favourite toys are tentacles with 'suckers' along the shafts.

TG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they have a good profile, with tasteful pics of their body and three heads. Cock pics, but not too many now. Send a cleverly crafted opening message, and charm me with wit and brains. Sure, why not "
fancy an alien who could fuck all three holes at same time ?

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